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post 1656076783 02-12-2022, 04:52 PM
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Just went through a traumatic experience brahs need to talk to someone about it

So had just went to my wifes work and was picking her up and a friend's kid to bring back and play with our daughter. We pulled up to our house and we all got out to unload the car and heard some intense screaming. Couldn't exactly tell what it was so we looked at each other and it continued, could tell it was a house about 100 yards and I could make out somebody on the top of the porch. So me and the wife go towards it and I call 911. I repeat this to the 911 dude and he basically says I have to go see what it is. Once we get closer I see its a little girl like 6-7 banging on the back door literally screaming and no one is responding. My wife's dumbass decides to go up the porch and I instantly tell her to get the fuk back because our chances of getting shot just went up 1000%. The girl starts screaming I JUST WANT MY MOMMA while banging her fist on the door. I tell the operator they need to get here now I have no idea WTF is going on but I'm not going to find out. I tell the little girl to come down to us and she finally does...


Next thing I know 2 little kids come out laughing and say everything is fine.

WTF BRAHS

I thought I was about to get put on one of those murder shows where the innocent bystander got blown away by the disgruntled cheating dad. Was seriously one of the most intense moments of my life there for a couple of minutes. Then the dumbass cops i got transferred to who were going to come out and check start asking me to go to the mailbox for the address. Was a bizzarre moment and I needed to vent ty men.
post 1656077103 02-12-2022, 04:58 PM
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That must have been really scary for you but atleast now you know you're bitchmade
post 1656077153 02-12-2022, 05:00 PM
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Fooken A breh, glad it was a somewhat happy ending. Was afearing *traumatic" was gonna end with someone's head blown off or something.
Virtue is its own reward.
post 1656077193 02-12-2022, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsMyAlias
That must have been really scary for you but atleast now you know you're bitchmade
This woulda been you 100 yards from the scene



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post 1656077233 02-12-2022, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Johnez
Fooken A breh, glad it was a somewhat happy ending. Was afearing *traumatic" was gonna end with someone's head blown off or something.
The intense vibes I got with all my hair standing up on my neck when my wife started up the porch with the girl screaming I won't forget dude. I instantly felt my whole body tell me we are making a extremely dumb move by being here.
post 1656077383 02-12-2022, 05:06 PM
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Witnessing a girl banging on a door is traumatic to you?
post 1656077413 02-12-2022, 05:06 PM
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Your wife's vagina must have dried up after seeing you act like a giant vagina yourself.

Inb4 divorce thread in the up and coming weeks.
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post 1656077463 02-12-2022, 05:08 PM
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Kids can spot a beta a mile away, sounds like they picked the perfect target for their prank lmao rekt
post 1656077503 02-12-2022, 05:09 PM
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Glad to hear you survived overhearing a couple of small children playing.


Next time call your wife's boyfriend to handle the matter.
post 1656077563 02-12-2022, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats
Kids can spot a beta a mile away, sounds like they picked the perfect target for their prank lmao rekt
Originally Posted By guest89
Glad to hear you survived overhearing a couple of small children playing.


Next time call your wife's boyfriend to handle the matter.
LMAO.

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post 1656077583 02-12-2022, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Yoopwat
Witnessing a girl banging on a door is traumatic to you?
Have you heard a 6 year old cry screaming while banging on the back door of a house? Is that a normal experience for you breh?
post 1656077603 02-12-2022, 05:10 PM
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OP forgot to mention the part that was traumatic? Is there a part 2

Buncha fuking soft ass Americans I swear. I hope this is a satire thread. If that's your idea of traumatic you've had a really sheltered life ****ot. And by ****ot I mean forever a ****ot.
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post 1656077643 02-12-2022, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
OP forgot to mention the part that was traumatic? Is there a part 2
OP getting roasted haha.
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post 1656077653 02-12-2022, 05:12 PM
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Thank you misc for never letting me down LMAO. I about had a heart attack at 33 and you mfers roasting me hard


Btw the entire neighborhood called the cops I just found out.
post 1656077733 02-12-2022, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup
Thank you misc for never letting me down LMAO. I about had a heart attack at 33 and you mfers roasting me hard


Btw the entire neighborhood called the cops I just found out.
I'm in tears lmao.
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post 1656077753 02-12-2022, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
OP forgot to mention the part that was traumatic? Is there a part 2

Buncha fuking soft ass Americans I swear. I hope this is a satire thread. If that's your idea of traumatic you've had a really sheltered life ****ot. And by ****ot I mean forever a ****ot.
\You used to little girls screaming for help?
post 1656077863 02-12-2022, 05:16 PM
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Coal man acting like he would run up into an unknown house that has 20 cars outside and be a hero for something he doesn't even know what was going on LMAO. Negged you bish
post 1656077913 02-12-2022, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By OPGenesis
I'm in tears lmao.
Post a selfie lets see who is in tears you kunt. Bet you won't do it.
post 1656078023 02-12-2022, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup
Post a selfie lets see who is in tears you kunt. Bet you won't do it.
We going to do the tough guy thing now, after a kid crying made you have a nervous breakdown?

LMAO.
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post 1656078053 02-12-2022, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By opgenesis
we going to do the tough guy thing now, after a kid crying made you have a nervous breakdown?

Lmao.
you a bish lmao
post 1656078113 02-12-2022, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup
Post a selfie lets see who is in tears you kunt. Bet you won't do it.
Wait are we having a cry off?
I've got 40 on Opie
post 1656078213 02-12-2022, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsMyAlias
Wait are we having a cry off?
I've got 40 on Opie
Are you seriously copying another miscer posting in pink?


seriously?
post 1656078243 02-12-2022, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup
\You used to little girls screaming for help?
Dude it's a kid playing with her friends. You were in a state of shock and panic so in your beta mind it looked like a girl was having a panic attack, on the verge of breakdown because her dad was murdering her mom inside. To them it's a bunch of kids that decided they wanted to fool the dopey looking soccer dad who just drove up.
Originally Posted By chalup
Coal man acting like he would run up into an unknown house that has 20 cars outside and be a hero for something he doesn't even know what was going on LMAO. Negged you bish
Lol @ getting your jammies rustled. I am so scared you removed 32 points from my 400,000 o lawds the pain. Rofl I'm not running up in any house dawg, if I saw some kids playing I'd just ask if she's okay and go about my business.
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post 1656078323 02-12-2022, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Dude it's a kid playing with her friends. You were in a state of shock and panic so in your beta mind it looked like a girl was having a panic attack, on the verge of breakdown because her dad was murdering her mom inside. To them it's a bunch of kids that decided they wanted to fool the dopey looking soccer dad who just drove up.




Lol @ getting your jammies rustled. I am so scared you removed 32 points from my 400,000 o lawds the pain. Rofl I'm not running up in any house dawg, if I saw some kids playing I'd just ask if she's okay and go about my business.
They werent playing you fukking idiot LMAO. Thats why the entire neighborhood was out looking yeah? And this is in 20 minutes. The girl was outside banging on the door for 20 minutes and your dumbas says they were playing around.
post 1656078383 02-12-2022, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup
They werent playing you fukking idiot LMAO. Thats why the entire neighborhood was out looking yeah?
Yea, the entire neighborhood was looking @ you laughing for being such a pussy having a breakdown over seeing a kid crying lmao.
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post 1656078443 02-12-2022, 05:28 PM
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OP called 911 over a screaming toddler LULZ
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post 1656078533 02-12-2022, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By OPGenesis
Yea, the entire neighborhood was looking @ you laughing for being such a pussy having a breakdown over seeing a kid crying lmao.
Dont post again til you post a pic you *******. Pussay ass bish
post 1656078693 02-12-2022, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By friesbruh
OP called 911 over a screaming toddler LULZ
A toddler beating on the door from outside for 5 minutes straight while screaming for help. Are you retarded? Are you saying you wouldn't do anything?


No seriously, are you retarded?

2017 join date, that explains it
post 1656078763 02-12-2022, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By chalup
A toddler beating on the door from outside for 5 minutes straight while screaming for help. Are you retarded? Are you saying you wouldn't do anything?


No seriously, are you retarded?

2017 join date, that explains it
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post 1656079483 02-12-2022, 05:53 PM
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Not sure why everyone is jumping on op. Natural response and actually properly cautious in this day and age.
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