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post 1656130833 02-13-2022, 04:18 PM
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Why are movies on Amazon Prime so cheezy? lol

I felt like watching a horror movie, so I went on Amazon video to see what they had.

A bunch of cheezy movies came up. I watched a few trailers but these 2 were the worst lol



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post 1656130953 02-13-2022, 04:19 PM
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Try men
post 1656131273 02-13-2022, 04:25 PM
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What the fuk are you talking about? There are lots of good stuff on prime.
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post 1656131403 02-13-2022, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose
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Nah I'm good
Originally Posted By Mr.PissShivers
What the fuk are you talking about? There are lots of good stuff on prime.
If you say so. Apart from maybe 3-4 good movies everything else was either old or super cheesy like the movies I posted.
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post 1656133963 02-13-2022, 05:19 PM
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fukin lol at this one

Actually might watch

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post 1656134353 02-13-2022, 05:25 PM
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The bounty is really good
post 1656135293 02-13-2022, 05:39 PM
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Lmao remember logging in when Borat came out. Entire collection looked like a bunch of off brand "great value" movies
post 1656136413 02-13-2022, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By H00J
The bounty is really good
Don't think I saw that one, I'll check it out thanks
Originally Posted By DSTEE
Lmao remember logging in when Borat came out. Entire collection looked like a bunch of off brand "great value" movies
lol that's pretty much what it looked like. I guess not much has changed
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post 1656137983 02-13-2022, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By aceroa
fukin lol at this one

Actually might watch

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post 1656138133 02-13-2022, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted By aceroa
Nah I'm good.
I didn't ask you, I was telling you
post 1656138513 02-13-2022, 06:30 PM
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Just watched this movie called double mommy on prime.

A guy rapes his best friends gf, and then she becomes pregnant with his kid and her boyfriends kid. So she’s pregnant with twins but each twin has a different father.

It was so hilariously bad but I couldn’t stop watching.
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That's the reason why I like it.

Gimme all b-movies you have baby!
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post 1656139893 02-13-2022, 06:44 PM
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Netflix has this problem too.


Most of these sites will throw anything at the wall and just see what sticks with the mindless, mouth breathing inbreds
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post 1656140123 02-13-2022, 06:47 PM
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The one thing I like about prime is that they have IMDb ratings included. Saves a lot of time having to check the IMDb rating on your phone before deciding. With Netflix you have to look up the IMDb rating and it’s just an extra step that ads to how long I’m searching for a movie to watch.

Typically don’t watch anything below 7 unless it’s a comedy In which 6.5 is the cutoff.
post 1656141643 02-13-2022, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Just watched this movie called double mommy on prime.

A guy rapes his best friends gf, and then she becomes pregnant with his kid and her boyfriends kid. So she’s pregnant with twins but each twin has a different father.

It was so hilariously bad but I couldn’t stop watching.
Yeah sometimes they're so bad that it's hilarious. I might have to check that one out
Originally Posted By devin45k
That's the reason why I like it.

Gimme all b-movies you have baby!
I do like some of the movies on there, like the shark movies lol. I think most of the horror movies on there can be considered comedy horror even the ones that are meant to be serious.
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post 1656141853 02-13-2022, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
The one thing I like about prime is that they have IMDb ratings included. Saves a lot of time having to check the IMDb rating on your phone before deciding. With Netflix you have to look up the IMDb rating and it’s just an extra step that ads to how long I’m searching for a movie to watch.

Typically don’t watch anything below 7 unless it’s a comedy In which 6.5 is the cutoff.
they also have the trivia and cast on the side if u watch on ur phone


But no 1.5 speed for boring parts of movie like cuckflix
post 1656141883 02-13-2022, 07:16 PM
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They’re of a genre meant to be satirical/parody
post 1656143023 02-13-2022, 07:39 PM
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because theyre cheap IP for amazon to fluff their library with.
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Amazon is one of the richest companies and all their original movies look cheap as fuk.
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post 1656147893 02-13-2022, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
The one thing I like about prime is that they have IMDb ratings included. Saves a lot of time having to check the IMDb rating on your phone before deciding. With Netflix you have to look up the IMDb rating and it’s just an extra step that ads to how long I’m searching for a movie to watch.

Typically don’t watch anything below 7 unless it’s a comedy In which 6.5 is the cutoff.
Amazon owns IMDB lol
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post 1656148183 02-13-2022, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted By iloveus
Amazon owns IMDB lol
Lol most of the movies on Amazon prime have atrocious ratings. They should honesty build a feature that allows you sort based on IMDb rating. It’s no annoying clicking on a title and then having some 4.4 pop up.
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watched 5 mins of the hitmans wife............utter chit and turned off
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I watched Share or die and another horror on amazon, both sucked.

Amazon is great but for horror genre, netflix is better and definitely Shudder
post 1656154183 02-14-2022, 01:01 AM
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I think after Sharknado came out, a bunch of hack directors and writers figured they could ride on its coattails with these dogchit movies. The "so bad, it's actually good" thing can only work so many times.
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Could have been worse, generally, I love Amazon Originals.
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