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New Texas Chainsaw Massacre on Netflix
Lmao I was like lmao. Lmao.
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Originally Posted By AlfBundy⏩
I mean I won't ruin it for you guys but lmao.Negged
02-21-2022, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Why lmao? Is it woke?I mean I won't ruin it for you guys but lmao.
02-21-2022, 06:34 PM
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Is he using an electric chainsaw due to local laws now?
Inb4 be only eats vegan people
Inb4 be only eats vegan people
02-21-2022, 06:35 PM
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Scene in the bus was epic though.
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Watch the first 5-10 minutes boyos then report back. Lmao.
02-21-2022, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By dizzin9⏩
Cobra Kai, Squid Game, All of us are Dead, My Name were all greatPeople still have Netflix?
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They crammed all the woke political topics into the first 20 minutes.
Annoying characters, stupid ****ing decisions by characters, pointless cameo by original final girl.
However, I still enjoyed it. It was very visually striking.
Annoying characters, stupid ****ing decisions by characters, pointless cameo by original final girl.
However, I still enjoyed it. It was very visually striking.
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
Oh so it's all uphill from there?They crammed all the woke political topics into the first 20 minutes.
Annoying characters, stupid ****ing decisions by characters, pointless cameo by original final girl.
However, I still enjoyed it. It was very visually striking.
Annoying characters, stupid ****ing decisions by characters, pointless cameo by original final girl.
However, I still enjoyed it. It was very visually striking.
02-21-2022, 06:55 PM
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It's not a good movie but it's tolerable if you have nothing better to watch and like the TCM films.
It also makes fun of woke and social justice warriors surprisingly.
It also makes fun of woke and social justice warriors surprisingly.
02-21-2022, 06:59 PM
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Hollywood has no originality in it anymore.
How many texas chainsaw movies have there been?
They can't just create a new slasher? Like I could come up with one right now, gimme 5 minutes......
..... OK here's what I got.
I got Gymcel killer.
He wears gym shark and he kidnaps his victims and puts them on saw type traps but to win you have to like bench a high amount or do a certain amount of chin ups and if you don't do it, you dye by being injected with so much cel tech your body blows up, and then he eats your body to absorb all the cel tech.
You telling me you wouldn't rather watch that than texas chainsaw 207
How many texas chainsaw movies have there been?
They can't just create a new slasher? Like I could come up with one right now, gimme 5 minutes......
..... OK here's what I got.
I got Gymcel killer.
He wears gym shark and he kidnaps his victims and puts them on saw type traps but to win you have to like bench a high amount or do a certain amount of chin ups and if you don't do it, you dye by being injected with so much cel tech your body blows up, and then he eats your body to absorb all the cel tech.
You telling me you wouldn't rather watch that than texas chainsaw 207
02-21-2022, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
They don't have to, look how many people ITT alone have watched it.Hollywood has no originality in it anymore.
How many texas chainsaw movies have there been?
They can't just create a new slasher? Like I could come up with one right now, gimme 5 minutes......
..... OK here's what I got.
I got Gymcel killer.
He wears gym shark and he kidnaps his victims and puts them on saw type traps but to win you have to like bench a high amount or do a certain amount of chin ups and if you don't do it, you dye by being injected with so much cel tech your body blows up, and then he eats your body to absorb all the cel tech.
You telling me you wouldn't rather watch that than texas chainsaw 207
How many texas chainsaw movies have there been?
They can't just create a new slasher? Like I could come up with one right now, gimme 5 minutes......
..... OK here's what I got.
I got Gymcel killer.
He wears gym shark and he kidnaps his victims and puts them on saw type traps but to win you have to like bench a high amount or do a certain amount of chin ups and if you don't do it, you dye by being injected with so much cel tech your body blows up, and then he eats your body to absorb all the cel tech.
You telling me you wouldn't rather watch that than texas chainsaw 207
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
They get that **** out of the way early, I definitely would watch it. I did not find it nearly as creepy as the 2003 remake. 2003 was amazing. Gritty, claustrophobic, feel of despair throughout the whole movie. Remake didn't have the same feel. It took place or a small abandoned town so it didn't have that claustrophobic fear factor of the remake. It still has some intense scenes.Oh so it's all uphill from there?
02-21-2022, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD, don't read if you haven't seen it yet.Lmao I was like lmao. Lmao.
I especially loved the bus scene where a whole bunch of Modern Women, Cucks, Simps, Sloots, and Beta Males get REKT Bigly an Alpha AF Leatherface. The Cuckservative getting his leg snapped in 2 like a twig and getting his head turned into hamburger by Leatherface was pretty cool too.
6'3" 230 lbs? B.S. Leatherface looks bigger than Andre The Giant.
02-21-2022, 07:37 PM
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I was expecting it to be awful and actually considering watching it for the cringe.
The last one where Leatherface turned out to be a 'good guy' was so bad it's intriguing to see how they could top it.
The last one where Leatherface turned out to be a 'good guy' was so bad it's intriguing to see how they could top it.
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...
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No prime Jessica Biel, no care
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Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
I did thisWatch the first 5-10 minutes boyos then report back. Lmao.
Already got hit with anti gun rhetoric, black guy marrying a blonde white girl, and black guy getting “harassed” by hillbilly police officer
Lmao that’s enough Netflix for today.
I’m gonna go back to watching Fringe now which is surprisingly not bad even though it’s older
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
Sounds like the start to some weird gay porn you just got done watchingHollywood has no originality in it anymore.
How many texas chainsaw movies have there been?
They can't just create a new slasher? Like I could come up with one right now, gimme 5 minutes......
..... OK here's what I got.
I got Gymcel killer.
He wears gym shark and he kidnaps his victims and puts them on saw type traps but to win you have to like bench a high amount or do a certain amount of chin ups and if you don't do it, you dye by being injected with so much cel tech your body blows up, and then he eats your body to absorb all the cel tech.
You telling me you wouldn't rather watch that than texas chainsaw 207
How many texas chainsaw movies have there been?
They can't just create a new slasher? Like I could come up with one right now, gimme 5 minutes......
..... OK here's what I got.
I got Gymcel killer.
He wears gym shark and he kidnaps his victims and puts them on saw type traps but to win you have to like bench a high amount or do a certain amount of chin ups and if you don't do it, you dye by being injected with so much cel tech your body blows up, and then he eats your body to absorb all the cel tech.
You telling me you wouldn't rather watch that than texas chainsaw 207
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Spoiler!I did this
Already got hit with anti gun rhetoric, black guy marrying a blonde white girl, and black guy getting “harassed” by hillbilly police officer
Lmao that’s enough Netflix for today.
I’m gonna go back to watching Fringe now which is surprisingly not bad even though it’s older
Already got hit with anti gun rhetoric, black guy marrying a blonde white girl, and black guy getting “harassed” by hillbilly police officer
Lmao that’s enough Netflix for today.
I’m gonna go back to watching Fringe now which is surprisingly not bad even though it’s older
guns help save the day in the movie. black guy turns out to be an irresponsible assh#le who gets killed. same with blonde gf. hillbilly officers are neutral. white country boy turns out to be a good guy who gets killed trying to save annoying characters. annoying kunt in the beginning gets killed before movie ends. bus full of woke warriors gets massacred. only one who survives is the emo girl who just wanted to be left alone.
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https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1656454773
Already a thread on it
It’s more “how much woke chit can the elves cram into an hour n a half” then it is a real movie
Already a thread on it
It’s more “how much woke chit can the elves cram into an hour n a half” then it is a real movie
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02-21-2022, 08:00 PM
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Fukn garbage, like someone said, it runs like a comedy. After everyone getting massacred, the two girls (?boys) at the end, cracking jokes like they’ve just had a drunken night out. Nah.
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