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post 1656621853 02-21-2022, 09:37 PM
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stupid thought I had about how to avoid getting raped

I realize how stupid this thought is. But anyway, I was watching a movie where a guy in jail is about to get raped. It occurred to me why not scream that you have AIDS in this situation? That would instantly stop the rape, assuming the person about to do it doesn't already have it. No matter how crazy a rapist is the fear of getting AIDS should be plenty to stop him in his tracks.
post 1656622193 02-21-2022, 09:45 PM
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you think tyrone or dylan doing life in prison gives a fukk about aids
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post 1656622233 02-21-2022, 09:46 PM
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post 1656622523 02-21-2022, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By brappbrah⏩
you think tyrone or dylan doing life in prison gives a fukk about aids
Yes, for sure. I don't think someone in the raping mind frame is suicidal which is what one would have to be to rape someone that says he has AIDS.
post 1656622623 02-21-2022, 09:53 PM
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post 1656622963 02-21-2022, 10:01 PM
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If I were ever in prison and a target for rape, I'd have the worst hygiene in there with feces all over my ass 24/7. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1656623073 02-21-2022, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
If I were ever in prison and a target for rape, I'd have the worst hygiene in there with feces all over my ass 24/7. (Ded fkn Srs)
I just wrote this down
post 1656623413 02-21-2022, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
If I were ever in prison and a target for rape, I'd have the worst hygiene in there with feces all over my ass 24/7. (Ded fkn Srs)
This was my plan til I worked in prisons... bad hygiene will get you beaten brutally.

The AIDS thing I knew one guy that would always mention he had AIDS even tho we knew he didn't.

He didn't get beat up or raped but it just takes one big guy with aids to change this plan
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post 1656629603 02-22-2022, 02:43 AM
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Ashwar was right about buttrape
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post 1656630213 02-22-2022, 03:14 AM
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You need to make sure you work glutes at least twice a week to make sure you rip their dick off
post 1656630513 02-22-2022, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Darkhare⏩
This was my plan til I worked in prisons... bad hygiene will get you beaten brutally.

The AIDS thing I knew one guy that would always mention he had AIDS even tho we knew he didn't.

He didn't get beat up or raped but it just takes one big guy with aids to change this plan
Yea I could see how it’d work that way. As soon as you get in bring up you have aids and stick with that story. I do t think screaming it in the middle of the act would cut it though.
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post 1656631223 02-22-2022, 04:02 AM
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Do you sit home thinking about prison rape often?

And like other dude said, only takes one guard to dime you out. Then what do you think is going to happen when everyone on the cell block knows you're clean?
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post 1656631803 02-22-2022, 04:34 AM
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post 1656632063 02-22-2022, 04:45 AM
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I don't think a rapist cares about catching anything though
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post 1656632233 02-22-2022, 04:52 AM
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post 1656632293 02-22-2022, 04:56 AM
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post 1656632673 02-22-2022, 05:16 AM
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Tattoo it on your lower back:

BEWARE: I HAVE AIDS
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post 1656632683 02-22-2022, 05:16 AM
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The best way to avoid prison rape is (please chose one answer)

1. Do a crazy dance to dazzle the would-be attacker
2. Say the secret code word to disable the would-be attacker
3. Don't get sent to prison in the first place
4. Yell out that you are the Egyptian God Horus and will turn your attacker into stone
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post 1656633163 02-22-2022, 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
If I were ever in prison and a target for rape, I'd have the worst hygiene in there with feces all over my ass 24/7. (Ded fkn Srs)
you think dingers care about that LOLOL
post 1656633663 02-22-2022, 05:59 AM
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I'm going with staying out of prison, but you can try the aids thing.
post 1656633853 02-22-2022, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted By Mogambo⏩
I realize how stupid this thought is. But anyway, I was watching a movie where a guy in jail is about to get raped. It occurred to me why not scream that you have AIDS in this situation? That would instantly stop the rape, assuming the person about to do it doesn't already have it. No matter how crazy a rapist is the fear of getting AIDS should be plenty to stop him in his tracks.
Lol. I've already tried it. It doesn't work.
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Best to behave yourself and not be incarcerated in the first place, numbnuts.

If you do wanna "kill" people however, you're advised to be well-behaved for decades and work your way up the ranks of the federal government or military ladder. That way, you can either become a Commander or something or a high-ranking political official who either gives the orders or "carries out" delegated orders "as he sees fit" lol. That way, you can carry out legalized murder (as long as you're considered one of the "good guys" anyway lol)

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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee⏩
you think dingers care about that LOLOL
You'd be the first sweet ass they'd run a train on, island boy.
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Do that and then they'll just sodomize you with a bedpost instead.

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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
You need to make sure you work glutes at least twice a week to make sure you rip their dick off
Until this plan backfires and your juicy glutes turn them on. Also good luck kieeping up your dick denying glute flex while you're getting your teeth knocked out.
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post 1656636663 02-22-2022, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Until this plan backfires and your juicy glutes turn them on. Also good luck kieeping up your dick denying glute flex while you're getting your teeth knocked out.
Someone seems to be talking from experience.
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Let's address OP's advice as a rhyming game:

Clench your butt cheeks
Ensure your butt reeks
Do not appear weak
Eat like a total freak
So you don't get it up schit creek
And end up with permanent bung leak
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How about you just tell them you're not gay?
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post 1656649593 02-22-2022, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Drew23⏩
How about you just tell them you're not gay?
What if they know you're lying?
Damn
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