quite hard to be on this list. Ive given you all endless chances to post something even slightly amusing or insightful. But nooooo... you had to carry on being a worthless twat. Congrats.

Go ahead and add me, pal

Not gonna lie, TP almost always gets an LOL out of me. Maybe I'm 5. I dunno.

Where the fuk am I?

You were a GoT nerd before it got picked up by HBO.. no one gives a **** about your opinion

chiefilinni and thunderpants? really? Lol

Thunderpants? Y OP?

Tempted to take OP off of ignore so I can see if I made his list, but I'm content to be the bigger person here.

You did not make it

come on. Real Clout is harmless. the kid is just trying to get by in life.

Anachron is a top tier poster.

Don't know why anybody would block him.

In this moment, I am glad I did not make your list to tell you to reconsider thunderpants. You are missing out!

srs

I've compiled a few of his best works....just for you:

Most of these pictures look like they could have been taken while standing in line at chipotle and we all know that means mere moments later these ladies were rapidly waddling off to the nearest public restroom to extrude ghastly chocolate rump vipers that clog the toilet so badly a full week of aggressive drain snaking by a professional plumber only returns function to between ten and twenty percent of standard flushing capacity

The gum thing is clearly an unfortunate injury stemming from her extremely aggressive pushing whilst mounted atop the potty and thus we can conclude she is routinely farting out heinous fudgey atrocities which that poor bearded imbecile is likely forced to drag from the toilet and hack up like he is manically dismembering a corpse because lord knows nothing coming out of her body is potentially flushable using current plumbing technology


Listen up and listen good slampig we can play this game until the cows come home but we both know where it is headed and that is you having your digestive tract rearranged by that bloated bald toolbox and the most obvious repercussion of that vile act is going to be you waddling off to the bathroom to extrude a bizarrely shaped hiney viper of such epic proportions you will both have to take shifts aggressively plungering the clogged toilet for several hours with your shirts pulled up over your noses but I will tell you those efforts will be futile so you might as well call the plumber and make an appointment right now and with that good day madam I wish you luck

I mean the good news is she carries those poles around so when she goes HAM at chipotle during lunch and farts out a gnarly portuguese mud cobra that badly clogs the locker room toilet she can just jam her pole down the drain until that stupid porcelain bastard gurgles and pretend it never happened

Well I mean I suppose I would go ask the custodian what he uses for a plunger because he would appear to be a miracle worker what with those tiny toilets magically being able to dispose of the gargantuan hiney pylons that broad is undoubtedly dispatching every day after chugging off to chipotle during her lunch break

That lady looks like she has to snap her logs over her knee before attempting to flush

Yes wow so edgy look lady if you really want to be GG Allin junior how about you just blast that chubby morons face with a humongous fudge cobra that leaves him looking like a stinky unicorn and then curse at him in German

I see a lot of opportunity for severe spleen damage I mean that locker room toilet must see some bizarrely shaped logs

Whatever it is it’s clearly posting from the toilet whilst producing girthy choke inducing caboose cobras that likely require several hours of aggressive plungering with its blouse and/or shirt pulled up over its nose in order to regain standard flushing operation

Ah yes the diabolical chocolate tradie snake I mean legend has it the first pharaoh of Egypt stepped directly in the middle of a fresh butterscotchy one while he was touring the construction of the sphinx and he had to scrape his sandal on a rock for like ten minutes and even after that he could smell it the entire ride home

No offense to those of you with HTC significant others but my suggestion in such cases would be to invest in an industrial strength plunger and/or a mechanical plumbing snake because if she is thick now just wait ten years when she waddles through the door after a particularly satisfying endeavor at chipotle and plops down to snap off several connected linear feet of mahogany dumper sausage that clogs your poor toilet beyond the point where several hours of aggressive plungering with your one direction reunion t-shirt pulled up over your nose has any effect and so in such a situation you can just burrow through that fudgey atrocity to at least get a bit of flow going to convey your own piss and logs out of the house I mean it may seem somewhat self serving but in reality she will thank you for being so considerate

Well I mean you certainly increase the odds of having a HTC lady kick the door down and present you with a lap full of partially digested chipotle scented fudge cobra


I will fully admit I am none to pleased with HTC culture and how ladies these days are simply trotting off to chipotle to go HAM on some burrito bowls after which they immediately feel the inside out push on their fart spigots and so it is a full on sprint to the nearest restroom containing an unsuspecting even naive toilet that then experiences a horrendous smelling ebony tinted keister calamity that results in terrible clogging that cannot be rectified despite a lonely janitor aggressively plungering the drain for three to four consecutive hours with his darn seagulls tshirt pulled up over his nose but I mean I really would not place myself amongst the angry

Strong hog shot on that last one but really folks what’s the deal with HTC women clogging the toilet I mean they go to chipotle for lunch have too many burrito bowls and then there they are waddling through your front door with an overflowing colon and before you know it boom there’s a four and a half foot unflushable burnt umber tinted digestion dragon clogging your toilet and in your third hour of aggressive yet fruitless plungering with your Mets jersey pulled up over your nose you look to the heavens and curse the name Newman

Im gonna wreck your house boyo

but you cant see this

so someone tell him

and im bringing rog

Please Add me to the list *******. No one cares

he scared

My ignore list is full of leftists and Playstation nerds. I love how the ignore feature works around here, it's like having a retard indicator that automatically hides the retarded ass comments unless I actually want to read them.

I thought MatthewChav was a joke account and I used to find it a little amusing.

Not sure if he was serious.

If not, it was very original.

If I’m making threads like this when I’m 47 I’ll be praying for a swift death srs

averageken and lancefraud

it was slightly funny the first time, but doesnt get any more funny when you post the same thing 5000 times

I can see why someone would block gimmick accounts, but Peter, Kenneth, and Anachron must have done some good rustling

Shocked I’m not on here since you’re the only person on the forum that regularly negs me

Don't know why anybody would neg you, breh.

Sometimes you're a little insecure, but you're an honest / good breh lol.

Srs.

Thunderpants is God's gift to the misc though.

Respect

On spreadYou just spread some reputation around before negging anachron again

Book marked this thread so I can neg when I’m able to do so again

I want to see an OP feud with Thunderpants.

Lol @ having an ignore list. Just keep scrolling.

Classic hi I’m 12 wit is dis

Child

a guy cant even talk about a chocolate anaconda of toilet clogging proportions without landing on a ignore list?

what has the misc come to?

The point of ignoring people is to not think about them, not let them live rent free in your head and then seeking validation for it.