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post 1656821043 02-24-2022, 03:51 PM
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If Putin were an owl...

He'd be Vladimir Hootin
post 1656821233 02-24-2022, 03:53 PM
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If Putin was a BLM member

He'd be Vladimir Lootin'
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++ Use a soundboard to order pizza crew ++
++ Sniff hard as fuk when a girl walks by to smell her vag crew ++
++ Positivity crew ++
post 1656821523 02-24-2022, 03:56 PM
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If Vladimir Putin ate some Mexican food, his name would be Vladimir Tootin’.
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post 1656822053 02-24-2022, 04:01 PM
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if Putin opened up a restaurant with high end gourmet foods

his name would be Vladimir Cookin'
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post 1656822113 02-24-2022, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
If Putin was a BLM member

He'd be Vladimir Lootin'
Lmao oh sweet summer child.
Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
post 1656822453 02-24-2022, 04:05 PM
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If Putin opened a firing range he'd be Vladimir Shootin.
post 1656822533 02-24-2022, 04:06 PM
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If Vladimir ate chili he'd be Vladimir tootin'
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It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
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post 1656822583 02-24-2022, 04:06 PM
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If he wasn’t 5’7” this wouldn’t be happening.
I loe e.
post 1656822723 02-24-2022, 04:08 PM
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If Vladimir Putin was in the premier league he’s be Vladimir bootin
post 1656822773 02-24-2022, 04:08 PM
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If Putin were a female, he'd be Vladimir Slootin
post 1656823553 02-24-2022, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
If he wasn’t 5’7” this wouldn’t be happening.
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post 1656824123 02-24-2022, 04:26 PM
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If Vladimir Putin was a plate of French fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, his name would be Vladimir Poutine.
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post 1656824623 02-24-2022, 04:33 PM
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If Vladimir Putin was a ****ot, he’d be Vladimir Fruitin.
post 1656831203 02-24-2022, 06:06 PM
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If Vladimir Putin was a cow he'd be Putin Angus
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post 1656831363 02-24-2022, 06:09 PM
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If Putin was a video game, he would be Vladimir Call of Dutin.
FL > PA
post 1656831543 02-24-2022, 06:11 PM
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If Vladimir putin was a miscer, he be Vladimir coomin... to some tranny pron.
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.

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post 1656831863 02-24-2022, 06:15 PM
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If trump was still president, he'd be Vladimir truce'n.
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.

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post 1656831993 02-24-2022, 06:17 PM
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If Putin was a Windows PC, he would be Vladimir Rebootin'
post 1656832273 02-24-2022, 06:23 PM
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If Putin were a golfer
He'd be Vladimir Puttin
post 1656832563 02-24-2022, 06:27 PM
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If Vladimir Putin was 6 feet tall he'd be Chadimir Putin.
post 1656832603 02-24-2022, 06:27 PM
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If Vladimir Putin was a benevolent German, he would be Vladimir Guten
post 1656832643 02-24-2022, 06:28 PM
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If Vlad was a good-looking piece of chit, he’d be a Poo-10.
post 1656833193 02-24-2022, 06:38 PM
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If Vladimir moved to Texas, he'd be Vladimir Houston
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post 1656833353 02-24-2022, 06:41 PM
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If Vladimir Putin was in a bomb shelter, he'd be Gladimhere Putin
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post 1656853863 02-25-2022, 04:50 AM
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If Vladimir was playing a childhood game where someone was trying to determine his location, after he had eaten at Taco Bell, he would be Hidin'-here Pootin'
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post 1656854613 02-25-2022, 05:23 AM
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If Vladimir Putin was a javelina searching for food he'd be Vladimir Rootin
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
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post 1656854693 02-25-2022, 05:25 AM
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If Vladimir Putin was Wincel he'd be Vladimir School Shootin'
post 1656854903 02-25-2022, 05:29 AM
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If Vladimir Putin was a mincing, prancing bard he'd be Vladimir Fluetin
(Wood and skin specialist)
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post 1656855123 02-25-2022, 05:35 AM
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If Vladimir Putin was an alcoholic who opened a home for different kinds of animals and was happy about it, he would be

Gladi'beer Zoo-tin
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1656855653 02-25-2022, 05:44 AM
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If Putin was a thief he would be Vladimir Lootin
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