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post 1657131373 03-01-2022, 11:33 AM
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Finally going in for a vasectomy consult + anxiety update

Finally going in for a consult march 14th brahs. I made a thread about it not too long ago, all the positive feedback helped my anxiety regarding the procedure. Hope they let me go through with it. I have still been raw doggin my fwb. I dont think she'd trap me (makes 100k + own house), but I am making her take a preg test every 5 weeks even though I have been pulling out properly. I made her take plan b twice after i pulled out, and it ****ed her acne+period up. she said she'd rather take tests or just get an abortion.

inb4 I get trapped

dear diary
post 1657132153 03-01-2022, 11:44 AM
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Vasectomy before you have fathered at least 4 children is pure cuckery.

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post 1657132233 03-01-2022, 11:45 AM
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post 1657132413 03-01-2022, 11:48 AM
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post 1657132433 03-01-2022, 11:48 AM
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I commend any man who contemplates this terrifying procedure but your reasoning seems off. Seriously think about your reasons for doing this.
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post 1657132903 03-01-2022, 11:55 AM
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Absolutely cuckery of piss



Wait until OP finds out you can still impregnate afterwards & that condoms are far more effective
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post 1657132973 03-01-2022, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Absolutely cuckery of piss



Wait until OP finds out you can still impregnate afterwards & that condoms are far more effective
the goal is anxiety free condom sex. i 100% do not want kids.
post 1657133053 03-01-2022, 11:57 AM
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Why on earth would you get that at 28?

They are for men with long term wifes who wanna bang them without needing condoms or bc.

Who the hell gets that just bc they wanna screw around ? Closing the door on having kids already ?
post 1657133183 03-01-2022, 11:59 AM
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Go in for as many consultations as you can. Any day you can whip your c0ck out in public is a good day.
post 1657133333 03-01-2022, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
the goal is anxiety free condom sex. i 100% do not want kids.
A little premature to decide that dont you think?
Maybe you meet an amazing girl 1 day that really wants kids and u reconsider

My dad had it done ; he was married , already finished having kids.
post 1657133573 03-01-2022, 12:05 PM
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Had it done after my two kids.

Basically zero pain and took only a couple minutes.
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post 1657133753 03-01-2022, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
A little premature to decide that dont you think?
Maybe you meet an amazing girl 1 day that really wants kids and u reconsider

My dad had it done ; he was married , already finished having kids.
I absolutely do not want kids as stated in my previous thread. I enjoy financial independence and having no responsibility. I do what I want when I want. I have decent career, although unhappy in my professsion (engineer), it is worth the money. I have way too much anxiety regarding sex with no condoms. I track girls periods and make them take tests lol.
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
the goal is anxiety free condom sex. i 100% do not want kids.
If you don't want kids then don't have sex; same thing I tell any female patient
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Heard once you get this done you're libido crashes like an old man. srs
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Originally Posted By Sgt
Had it done after my two kids.

Basically zero pain and took only a couple minutes.
Same. I drove myself and sat on bags of frozen vegetables that afternoon. Was out and about the next day. You'll be fine.
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Originally Posted By Noahbro⏩
Heard once you get this done you're libido crashes like an old man. srs
u wot m8. have never heard of this? can confirm vasectomy brahs itt?
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
u wot m8. have never heard of this? can confirm vasectomy brahs itt?
It does for some men to some extent. Why tf would you do this to yourself is beyond me. Have kids. What else is sex for.
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Don't do it. Imagine you end up with the girl of your dreams and she wants kids, but you're infertile so she breaks up with you. Or she goes to a sperm bank instead and you're cucked raising another man's offspring. High chance of this happening since most women want kids unless you plan to live the rest of your life as an incel. Or change your mind 10 years later? You're fukked.
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
Finally going in for a consult march 14th brahs. I made a thread about it not too long ago, all the positive feedback helped my anxiety regarding the procedure. Hope they let me go through with it. I have still been raw doggin my fwb. I dont think she'd trap me (makes 100k + own house), but I am making her take a preg test every 5 weeks even though I have been pulling out properly. I made her take plan b twice after i pulled out, and it ****ed her acne+period up. she said she'd rather take tests or just get an abortion.

inb4 I get trapped

dear diary
WTF is wrong with you?

Get therapy not a vasectomy dumbass.
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Originally Posted By dusky99⏩
Don't do it. Imagine you end up with the girl of your dreams and she wants kids, but you're infertile so she breaks up with you. Or she goes to a sperm bank instead and you're cucked raising another man's offspring. High chance of this happening since most women want kids unless you plan to live the rest of your life as an incel. Or change your mind 10 years later? You're fukked.
I recently got out of a LTR due to that situation. Kids cannot be negociated. It hurt but I truly do not want kids.
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
I absolutely do not want kids as stated in my previous thread. I enjoy financial independence and having no responsibility. I do what I want when I want. I have decent career, although unhappy in my professsion (engineer), it is worth the money. I have way too much anxiety regarding sex with no condoms. I track girls periods and make them take tests lol.
I thought this too when I was your age, in my thirties I decided I wanted kids.

If you're that hung up on having sex with no condoms, I'd suggest growing up and wearing them if you don't want kids. The method you're doing now is stupid and irresponsible.
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
WTF is wrong with you?

Get therapy not a vasectomy dumbass.
Why would I get therapy? For not wanting kids?
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Originally Posted By tartface⏩
Have kids. What else is sex for.
fukkin LMAO
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
Why would I get therapy? For not wanting kids?
For the pregnancy tests plan bs and all the other schit you do.
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Originally Posted By narak1⏩
Finally going in for a consult march 14th brahs. I made a thread about it not too long ago, all the positive feedback helped my anxiety regarding the procedure. Hope they let me go through with it. I have still been raw doggin my fwb. I dont think she'd trap me (makes 100k + own house), but I am making her take a preg test every 5 weeks even though I have been pulling out properly. I made her take plan b twice after i pulled out, and it ****ed her acne+period up. she said she'd rather take tests or just get an abortion.

inb4 I get trapped

dear diary
Disregard my previous attempt at help. You sound like a giant puss bitching about anxiety over a fukn vasectomy.
Originally Posted By Noahbro⏩
Heard once you get this done you're libido crashes like an old man. srs
Lol no. Not even remotely.
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