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post 1657375653 03-05-2022, 06:19 AM
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Missionary is the GOAT position if you're not ass in bed

Good dick = missionary position.
Prone bone is an honourable mention.

Discuss.
post 1657376253 03-05-2022, 06:40 AM
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post 1657376303 03-05-2022, 06:41 AM
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Missionary wouldnt even make my top 5. It's a total simp position.
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post 1657376363 03-05-2022, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Missionary wouldnt even make my top 5. It's a total simp position.
Wut do?
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post 1657376433 03-05-2022, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Wut do?
Full nelson anal or nothing.
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post 1657376443 03-05-2022, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Full nelson anal or nothing.
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post 1657376473 03-05-2022, 06:48 AM
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just think about it you cuckolds, when a woman says a guy is good in bed, she def aint talking about cowgirl or doggy. it's only gonna be missionary
post 1657376543 03-05-2022, 06:51 AM
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post 1657376553 03-05-2022, 06:51 AM
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post 1657376603 03-05-2022, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Agreed 100%

Ideal sex is kissing as foreplay and then missionary sex.

Anything else is cope for lack of actual attraction.
Lol and this one post proved how utterly gay and vanilla OP's theory is. With exception of prone bone.
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post 1657376823 03-05-2022, 06:59 AM
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post 1657377133 03-05-2022, 07:07 AM
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post 1657377823 03-05-2022, 07:29 AM
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I prefer the cowgirl with full ass slapping on the balls, so long as she knows what she's doing.
post 1657378493 03-05-2022, 07:45 AM
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post 1657379133 03-05-2022, 08:08 AM
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prone bone is goat.
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post 1657379213 03-05-2022, 08:11 AM
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Just lmao at you if not doing the albanian spider pretzel vortex every sex session
post 1657379313 03-05-2022, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Vanilla sex is GOAT

Kissing

Missionary

Maybe cowgirl for variety

Das it

Rest is for degenerates or people not attracted to their partner.
vanilla means plain. plain isnt a positive word.
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post 1657379443 03-05-2022, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Vanilla sex is GOAT

Kissing

Missionary

Maybe cowgirl for variety

Das it

Rest is for degenerates or people not attracted to their partner.
Strongly disagree. Not really sure how you come to that conclusion.??
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post 1657379683 03-05-2022, 08:27 AM
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Who the hell would fuk a pawg missionary?

You must be dating them flat backs.
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post 1657380483 03-05-2022, 08:50 AM
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Meh it’s a decent starting point and then you get the folding in half part before movin on
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Who the hell would fuk a pawg missionary?

You must be dating them flat backs.
I just wrap my hands under them so I can grip dat ass

Or just let them on top
post 1657380853 03-05-2022, 09:01 AM
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Agree with op. Missionary and cowgirl are the best positions for their feet to be in my face/mouth.
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
I just wrap my hands under them so I can grip dat ass

Or just let them on top
one of the GOAT moves in missionary, alongside sucking on teds
post 1657383543 03-05-2022, 10:12 AM
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Missionary sucks because I am looking at the top of her head and her face is in my chest.

Cowgirl is GOAT.
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Have to agree. Like to put them in other positions from time to time to get a good view of that ass shake but grabbing them behind the knees or ankles while on your knees missionary and making them speak dolphin is the optimal move.
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I'll use whatever position lets me coom as quickly as possible so I can rollover and go to sleep to wake up early for my tradie job.
post 1657384863 03-05-2022, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
It's great if you know what you're doing and you're legit in love with the person. Also, their oral hygiene needs to be good. Missionay with someone who has bad nasty breath is like doggy with a woman who just got done making her turd cutter smell by clogging a toilet thus forcing some poor underpaid santization business worker to spend a minimum of 10 minutes rigorously plundgering it just to get it down the bowel before the back flow sewage water she created overflowed from the toilet and proceeded to ruin the building materials around it thus threatening the structural integrity of the entire place right down the foundation itself.
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post 1657384973 03-05-2022, 10:42 AM
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i agree, it's great if the chick is hot and your eally like eachother. maximising yours and hers pleasure.

but doggy is the most alpha position. brb come here, dump a load in chick, don't care how long and be on my way.
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