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post 1657608443 03-09-2022, 04:08 AM
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Want To Hear A (Probably) True Story About a Cold Bitch?

Wife hadn't given up the goods without having to use protection ever since I got the V (had to get V to keep job months ago).
Now her work is finally requiring her to get the V.

I got Covid last week. Out of the blue my wife gives up the goods, unprotected.
She never got Covid for some reason.

Now that I've recovered she has gone back to her autistic ways and wont give me the goods.

The cold bitch only let me have it so she could get Covid and delay her employment obligation to get the V, because [insert COPE/autism reason.]
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post 1657614403 03-09-2022, 07:01 AM
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Get divorced
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post 1657623833 03-09-2022, 09:33 AM
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lol my crab story is also about a cold b*xch. these women gotta just stop being cold b*xches man...
Goals:

-stop being fat

01/01/2022
209 - 206 - 199

in gradschool
single and hating it
post 1657632723 03-09-2022, 11:36 AM
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Married people use protection?
... why?
post 1657632983 03-09-2022, 11:40 AM
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I don’t understand, she doesn’t want to risk pregnancy unless you’re viral? Get herpes you’ll never use protection again

Or summat
Originally Posted By skinnyfat88⏩
Married people use protection?
... why?
Cos babies suck the life out of ya
post 1657637903 03-09-2022, 12:51 PM
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Sounds miserable OP. My condolences.
post 1657641113 03-09-2022, 01:41 PM
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Never used protection Crew. Ever. Wife has an IUD, never ever had an issue. Sounds like you got one cold bitchbrah. Srs.
post 1657646803 03-09-2022, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
I don’t understand, she doesn’t want to risk pregnancy unless you’re viral? Get herpes you’ll never use protection again

Or summat



Cos babies suck the life out of ya
Like I said, autism.
She thinks any of the side-effects of the V will infect her if we do it unprotected.
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post 1657647063 03-09-2022, 03:17 PM
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WTF is the V?
post 1657647263 03-09-2022, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
WTF is the V?
Sounds like a vibrator. She doesn't need OP if he provided her with a vibrator, and she is too embarrassed to get one directly from her work
post 1657647573 03-09-2022, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
Sounds like a vibrator. She doesn't need OP if he provided her with a vibrator, and she is too embarrassed to get one directly from her work
That cold bitch.
post 1657692353 03-10-2022, 10:05 AM
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Cliffs - OP gets cucked by his wife. Does nothing about it.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1657710643 03-10-2022, 03:05 PM
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You need to set that bish straight. A house divided cannot stand.
For every man, there is a sentence, a string of words, that has the power to destroy him
"The strong do what they can, and the weak suffer what they must" -Thucydides
Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.
post 1657710763 03-10-2022, 03:08 PM
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wtf..17 yrs with my wife, and have never used protection, tell her to get on the pill..or if you don't want kids, get a vasectomy or have her get her tubes tied.

Sex isn't sex with a condom
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
Wife hadn't given up the goods without having to use protection ever since I got the V (had to get V to keep job months ago).
Now her work is finally requiring her to get the V.

I got Covid last week. Out of the blue my wife gives up the goods, unprotected.
She never got Covid for some reason.

Now that I've recovered she has gone back to her autistic ways and wont give me the goods.

The cold bitch only let me have it so she could get Covid and delay her employment obligation to get the V, because [insert COPE/autism reason.]
I got johnson and johnson and she still lets me give her my raw johnson. idk why she has different rules for you OP, sorry bud
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