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post 1657654703 03-09-2022, 05:43 PM
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My son just told me his sprite tastes funny

because he's drinking my corona lime seltzer, both were in glass pint glasses

the next hour should be interesting
post 1657654743 03-09-2022, 05:44 PM
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Doesn’t it say “corona lime seltzer” on the bottle?

Edit: strong edit, it’s like you knew I was going to say that
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post 1657654793 03-09-2022, 05:45 PM
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is he asking why his dad drinks gay chit instead of beer
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post 1657654843 03-09-2022, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
is he asking why his dad drinks gay chit instead of beer
I'm on a cut it's 100 calories, you obviously couldn't relate chubby
post 1657654973 03-09-2022, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I'm on a cut it's 100 calories, you obviously couldn't relate chubby
if you're on a cut, it sounds like we're both chubby, monsieur
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post 1657655003 03-09-2022, 05:50 PM
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Fkn LOL. Good luck op
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post 1657655143 03-09-2022, 05:54 PM
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Excellent, unless he is like an infant. Then I’m aghast.
post 1657655263 03-09-2022, 05:57 PM
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post 1657655363 03-09-2022, 06:02 PM
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I leave zimas around the house for my kids..
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post 1657655603 03-09-2022, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By winston1156⏩
Excellent, unless he is like an infant. Then I’m aghast.
he's 12, a couple of years and he will be drinking these in front of me and telling me it's sprite
post 1657655893 03-09-2022, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
he's 12, a couple of years and he will be drinking these in front of me and telling me it's sprite
Is that still enough to even get him a buzz though, they're 5% ABV right?
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post 1657656483 03-09-2022, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
Should you really be throwing rocks from the confines of your house of mango white claws?
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post 1657656553 03-09-2022, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Is that still enough to even get him a buzz though, they're 5% ABV right?
not sure if
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post 1657656643 03-09-2022, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Lol.
read that and was like..wtf?
post 1657656753 03-09-2022, 06:37 PM
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Way to go, OP. Now he’s going to tell everyone in school that you’re gay.
post 1657657473 03-09-2022, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Way to go, OP. Now he’s going to tell everyone in school that you’re gay.
I think the whole “having 2 dads” thing probably already tipped him off
post 1657657523 03-09-2022, 06:56 PM
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Probably better for him than sprite tbh
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post 1657657943 03-09-2022, 07:05 PM
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it's over bro

he's going to get drunk and eat some homely girls ASS in the back of his car behind a CHICKEN SHACK!!1!1!
post 1657658253 03-09-2022, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
it's over bro

he's going to get drunk and eat some homely girls ASS in the back of his car behind a CHICKEN SHACK!!1!1!
worse things could happen tho
post 1657658413 03-09-2022, 07:15 PM
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A little bit of seltzer should be fine, but I would avoid giving him scotch.

It’s very whiskey
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post 1657658643 03-09-2022, 07:19 PM
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Had a pepsi with my dad when I was a kid that also tasted funny, used those exact words too when I told him (after drinking half).
Turns out it was bacardi & coke, we both went home drunk and played monopoly while my mom wondered why we were having so much fun playing. good times
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post 1657658703 03-09-2022, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Komisch⏩
Had a pepsi with my dad when I was a kid that also tasted funny, used those exact words too when I told him (after drinking half).
Turns out it was bacardi & coke, we both went home drunk and played monopoly while my mom wondered why we were having so much fun playing. good times
Thought it was in the Toronto sense of the word at first fuark
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