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post 1657710373 03-10-2022, 03:00 PM
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Married Brahs - What is some annoying **** your wives do?

The way my wife eats disgusts me srs. food stuck in teeth always, uses finger to get all the remaining food off the bowl and licks off her fingers, talks with food visibly in mouth..

Also when she cooks she will leave a big ass mess in the kitchen.
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post 1657710443 03-10-2022, 03:02 PM
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Off top of my head I'd say lazy with the toilet paper roll/paper towels. I don't know how many times I go take a chit and there's an empty roll on there.
post 1657710613 03-10-2022, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Off top of my head I'd say lazy with the toilet paper roll/paper towels. I don't know how many times I go take a chit and there's an empty roll on there.
bruh thats another one. she goes through one roll per day srs. legit wraps her hand 10 times. ive yelled at her saying to stop ****ing using it all. Ive actually stopped paying for it. whenever we go shopping, i make her pay for her own toilet paper srs.
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post 1657710653 03-10-2022, 03:06 PM
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post 1657711103 03-10-2022, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Bingu⏩
bruh thats another one. she goes through one roll per day srs. legit wraps her hand 10 times. ive yelled at her saying to stop ****ing using it all. Ive actually stopped paying for it. whenever we go shopping, i make her pay for her own toilet paper srs.
You’re not a good husband if she needs toilet paper at all
post 1657711183 03-10-2022, 03:17 PM
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God damn I'm another vote for the toilet paper roll. It got to the point where I'd video tape myself replacing it with a timer and send it to her just to hear her lose it.

Another super annoying one was having to clean at a particular time every week. I'm a do a little every day guy and she was a clean the whole house at one time person, and it was always Sunday. During football season I'd rage.
post 1657711523 03-10-2022, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
God damn I'm another vote for the toilet paper roll. It got to the point where I'd video tape myself replacing it with a timer and send it to her just to hear her lose it.

Another super annoying one was having to clean at a particular time every week. I'm a do a little every day guy and she was a clean the whole house at one time person, and it was always Sunday. During football season I'd rage.
So let her clean the house every Sunday. What's the big deal?
post 1657712123 03-10-2022, 03:34 PM
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The other night she was telling me off in her sleep. I put my fingers in her mouth and she got mad af
Damn
post 1657712243 03-10-2022, 03:36 PM
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Comes into the bathroom every morning when I'm shaving and drops a massive 15" continuous unbroken log that coils up around the bowl like a python and takes 3 flushes minimum to get it to go down. I keep reminding her that we have two other bathrooms but she says thats her favorite one
post 1657712903 03-10-2022, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
She has been a little lazy at standing when I enter the room lately. Starting to really piss me off.
Mebbe she thinks she should remain on her knees?
post 1657713183 03-10-2022, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Scottybby⏩
You’re not a good husband if she needs toilet paper at all
I started wrapping my head around this joke and then I stopped halfway and realized it's probably better to not understand.
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post 1657714043 03-10-2022, 04:08 PM
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post 1657714403 03-10-2022, 04:16 PM
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Hides my stuff and then forgets she has, let alone where it is. "It's tidier" apparently

Starts requests by scoping out what I'm doing. "Are you busy?" Fuks me right off because if she tells me what she wants then I can decide whether I have the time and she has been told multiple times that this is how men communicate.
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post 1657714463 03-10-2022, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Scottybby⏩
You’re not a good husband if she needs toilet paper at all
Yeah you shouldn't be letting her eat vegetables or seed oils which are the cause of chitty butthole
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post 1657714603 03-10-2022, 04:20 PM
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Never cleans the plate off before putting in the sink, says she'll do it when she is ready to wash the dishes. Literally food ends up going down the drain and clogs the sink couple times a month.

Just fuking clean the plates off and stack them, fuk that chit kills me.

As the other poster said, major clean once a week.. Instead if she cleaned little everyday, she wouldnt need one whole fuking day to clean..

Women are retarded plain and simple
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post 1657714733 03-10-2022, 04:22 PM
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calls/texts me while I'm at the gf's
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post 1657714783 03-10-2022, 04:22 PM
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Gives her instagram out to guys at the gym.........
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post 1657714863 03-10-2022, 04:23 PM
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wiped her ass with the shower curtain, said it was ok because she wanted to get new ones anyways
post 1657714893 03-10-2022, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
Hides my stuff and then forgets she has, let alone where it is. "It's tidier" apparently
Yeah my wife has the habit of taking stuff I use everyday then putting it away behind a bunch of other decorative sht.

BUT, she's also borderline hoarder. We have a smallish house, two kids, and clutter everywhere. It takes an act of Congress to get her to get rid of stuff. She does a lot of job fairs for her career and ends up bringing home all the other companies' knick knacks because they're free. We have a overflowing cupboard dedicated to free reusable water/drink bottles.
Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
Starts requests by scoping out what I'm doing. "Are you busy?" Fuks me right off because if she tells me what she wants then I can decide whether I have the time and she has been told multiple times that this is how men communicate.
I have a female boss and she does this sht too. More like ask me a question that she already knows the answer to to lead me to her next question or point. Otherwise best boss I've ever had but the lead in questioning is annoying as fukk.
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post 1657715493 03-10-2022, 04:38 PM
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Not married but a 4 year LTR.

Has a habit of inviting people to dinner spontaneously. As in we are driving to dinner and she gets on her phone and starts texting people to join us. Or when she cooks sometimes I'll talk through the door in the evening and there is like 10 people there because she cooked a massive dinner.
post 1657715793 03-10-2022, 04:44 PM
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Toilet paper one is real, also she eats super fkn slow and takes little bites in rotation so if she had 3 things on her plate she takes gerbil sized bite of one thing, then the next, ect. Can’t even look at her while we eat.
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Originally Posted By DuracellBunny⏩
Gives her instagram out to guys at the gym.........
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post 1657717133 03-10-2022, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By DuracellBunny⏩
Gives her instagram out to guys at the gym.........
You should ask the misc on what to do about that lol
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post 1657717873 03-10-2022, 05:22 PM
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She needs help doing the simplest of tasks.

"Can you get me a wet towel?"

Does she not know where the towels are?
Does she not know where the water is?
Is the concept of putting water on a towel too complicated for her to understand?

WTF part does she not get, I'm trying to install a garage door when she asks. Why do I get so little done? I do, its just her tasks I don't get credit for.
post 1657717923 03-10-2022, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
The other night she was telling me off in her sleep. I put my fingers in her mouth and she got mad af
i'm now2here near perfect and probably have a lot of quirks my wife hates.

as for my wife, she really annoys me when she:
~my wife sleep talks. it will be dead quiet and out of nowhere she starts talking to a little baby or talks to her sisters, says incoherent sentences..... she sometimes has conversations or starts telling some guy in her dream to do X or Y, **** she doesn't do anymore (rough sex, swallow, etc). maybe she's posest at nice and i should have a bottle of holy water next to me
~her swallows are noticeably loud when she's drinking
~she has an OCD ritual that she takes a deep breath when she's wiping her face
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post 1657717993 03-10-2022, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Bingu⏩
The way my wife eats disgusts me srs. food stuck in teeth always, uses finger to get all the remaining food off the bowl and licks off her fingers, talks with food visibly in mouth..

Also when she cooks she will leave a big ass mess in the kitchen.
I'm willing to bet shes Asian lmao. No white woman will do this unless she's trailer trash
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Not married but, mouth breathing in my face while asleep. Have to wake her up to focus her chit breath away from my face. Not waxing her hairy ahole. Constantly telling me she’s going to take care of something “tomorrow” and not doing it. Hate this bich
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
The other night she was telling me off in her sleep. I put my fingers in her mouth and she got mad af
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