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Thread: Married Brahs - What is some annoying **** your wives do?

post 1657780063 03-11-2022, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
That is what I see in my friends and acquaintances marriages. The wives plan everything and the husbands never get to just chill. The husbands are always assigned chores and errands and social obligations by the wife.

Genuinely cannot understand how those husbands can be happy. If someone planned out chores/errands/socializing to fill my free time I would be in absolute misery.
Originally Posted By NMH⏩
Mine has to inspect every bite of steak, or whatever meat that may have fat on it, and cut it out leaving a pile of fat with meat attached to it. Works for me though I just eat it, that caramelized fat is good af
Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
This thread isn't about exes bro. Let it go.
Other people talked about their exes!
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post 1657780193 03-11-2022, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Other people talked about their exes!
YEA WELL I'M SINGLING YOU OUT MFER!!!!i
post 1657780483 03-11-2022, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Other people talked about their exes!
An ex of mine had pale, floppy molkers with blue veins and she tried to get me to cut my hair and stop hanging out with my friends on Friday evenings. Dumped her as a result and had the best year of school with my boyos.

Bros before hos always
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1657781793 03-11-2022, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
YEA WELL I'M SINGLING YOU OUT MFER!!!!i
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
An ex of mine had pale, floppy molkers with blue veins and she tried to get me to cut my hair and stop hanging out with my friends on Friday evenings. Dumped her as a result and had the best year of school with my boyos.

Bros before hos always
lol
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post 1657781973 03-11-2022, 05:36 PM
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The longer you’re with them it turns in to things like laughing, breathing to loud, eating. You know
There is no they…
post 1657782523 03-11-2022, 05:50 PM
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See the sig

How have you guys not got divorced or rope?
The misc is full of a bunch of simp ****ots
post 1657787943 03-11-2022, 07:58 PM
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post 1657789073 03-11-2022, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted By DstryEvrytng⏩
Dam boyos. I feel bad. Only real gripe i have is that the wife drives the 4runner like a fn f1 car. She is actually a pretty dam good driver tho so minor gripe.
I do rage while she is accelerating into a red light, where the fuk do you think you are gonna go? That and she always, fn always stops at intersections way passed the white line. Then gets all pissed when she has to back up so a truck can make the corner. Lol my azz off every time.
Sounds like a chit driver to me lmao. Mine always drives too far to the right and cuts corners too close, and does the same chit with red lights. Thanks for the heart attacks woman!
Virtue is its own reward.
post 1657791053 03-11-2022, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
And?

I let my wife clean while I watch football.
And... He infered it bothered him
That's all
post 1657791193 03-11-2022, 09:19 PM
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I am sure someone has been waiting for me to weigh in on this topic so I will deliver by saying the obvious that being if she is HTC the answer is when she comes home after an aggressive chipotle lunch and blasts a gnarly fudge scud deep into the drain causing her significant other to have to aggressively plunger for six plus hours with his people who go to duke are anti semites tshirt pulled up over their noses
post 1657792003 03-11-2022, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Zuggie⏩
Never cleans the plate off before putting in the sink, says she'll do it when she is ready to wash the dishes. Literally food ends up going down the drain and clogs the sink couple times a month.

Just fuking clean the plates off and stack them, fuk that chit kills me.

As the other poster said, major clean once a week.. Instead if she cleaned little everyday, she wouldnt need one whole fuking day to clean..

Women are retarded plain and simple
Reading through this thread and seeing all the leave-it-to-the-weekend cleaning chit is vindicating - I thought my wife was the only one. Fuk me dead it's ridiculous srs
post 1657792153 03-11-2022, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
I am sure someone has been waiting for me to weigh in on this topic so I will deliver by saying the obvious that being if she is HTC the answer is when she comes home after an aggressive chipotle lunch and blasts a gnarly fudge scud deep into the drain causing her significant other to have to aggressively plunger for six plus hourswith his people who go to duke are anti semites tshirtpulled up over their noses
explain this rn



this thread is awesome lol
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
post 1657792323 03-11-2022, 09:50 PM
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Can't walk quietly, always stomping her feet walking around the house.
Doens't like to clean things a little everyday but once every month.
post 1657792503 03-11-2022, 09:56 PM
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Fukking selfish and annoying semi-srs
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post 1657793933 03-11-2022, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
people who go to duke are anti semites
My niece went to Duke
The misc is full of a bunch of simp ****ots
post 1657798143 03-12-2022, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By DivineMasculine⏩
My niece went to Duke
Is she suspiciously sympathetic if a tank goes out of its way to crush a Palestinian toddler to death?
post 1657855793 03-13-2022, 05:48 AM
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10/10 thread dead srs

I read parts of this thread to my wife and she was dying laughing.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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