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post 1658553443 03-25-2022, 11:11 AM
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woman told me she would sit on my face?

what should i respond B'z?
post 1658553523 03-25-2022, 11:12 AM
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discusting

reply

i eat ass
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srs
post 1658553793 03-25-2022, 11:16 AM
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perfect, lets reschedule
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1658553803 03-25-2022, 11:16 AM
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Depends on what she looks like.
post 1658553913 03-25-2022, 11:18 AM
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no thanks
post 1658553983 03-25-2022, 11:20 AM
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thug life right
post 1658554063 03-25-2022, 11:22 AM
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First time I was told that it was 1999 and it was a fat ass blonde that said it.

Needless to say I fuked her ruthlessly for the 3mos she was visiting before she went back home.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1658554073 03-25-2022, 11:22 AM
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"and I would sniff"
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post 1658554143 03-25-2022, 11:23 AM
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Depends if she's LTC or HTC. Your life depends on it.
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig
post 1658554203 03-25-2022, 11:23 AM
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First im gonna put my neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then I roll my tongue, from the crack back to the front
Then I suck it off 'til you shake and cum

Make sure I keep u bustin
All over my face and stuff
Slow head show you so much love
The best head comes from a thug
My dick good, dick big and long

Slow fuk until the crack of dawn
On the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up
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Army veteran crew
One Meal a day crew
post 1658554563 03-25-2022, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
"and I would sniff"
her: " i would sit on your face"

me: "and i would sniff... if you are so happily inclined, or potentially disinclined, to sit atop my tongue house. i would with delectable fervor ameliorate and assuage your bodily aches in the shape of a sturdy pointed tongue"
post 1658554683 03-25-2022, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
her: " i would sit on your face"

me: "and i would sniff... if you are so happily inclined, or potentially disinclined, to sit atop my tongue house. i would with delectable fervor ameliorate and assuage your wishes in the shape of a sturdy pointed tongue"
the fuk is a tongue house niga? u trippin cuz. i wanna house my tongue inside a womans pussy mane. her pussy be the house if u know what im sayin, knock knock the lights aint on but sure is warm and cozy B. might smell a lil funky sometimes tho.
post 1658554763 03-25-2022, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By BigWorm187⏩
the fuk is a tongue house niga? u trippin cuz. i wanna house my tongue inside a womans pussy mane. her pussy be the house if u know what im sayin, knock knock the lights aint on but sure is warm and cozy B. might smell a lil funky sometimes tho.
fuken a man
post 1658554803 03-25-2022, 11:33 AM
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Y no pics
post 1658554853 03-25-2022, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By OT2000⏩
First time I was told that it was 1999 and it was a fat ass blonde that said it.

Needless to say I fuked her ruthlessly for the 3mos she was visiting before she went back home.
Had a drive thru McDonald’s girl about 10 years ago try to talk some sex shiit when I got my food. She told me she’d pull her poocie out and put it on the window lol ded srs.
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1658555813 03-25-2022, 11:48 AM
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Tell her she's in luck because you only eat fish on Friday.
post 1658556873 03-25-2022, 12:09 PM
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Need pics to approve
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