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didnt poop for the last 6 days (wat do misc)
im so bloated and in so much discomfort.
im trying to get treatment but just CANT. im covid positive so cant leave the house, im calling to my insurance, docs, health hotline etc etc and no1 is helping me like wtf is this chit. its like when you got covid your dead to them. i curse the day i did the PCR like a beta instead of just accepting i got some fever.
how do you cope with constipation misc? i should be able to leave my house in 2-3 days.
im trying to get treatment but just CANT. im covid positive so cant leave the house, im calling to my insurance, docs, health hotline etc etc and no1 is helping me like wtf is this chit. its like when you got covid your dead to them. i curse the day i did the PCR like a beta instead of just accepting i got some fever.
how do you cope with constipation misc? i should be able to leave my house in 2-3 days.
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go get some meds man. OTC stuff is pretty reliable.
obligatory take out you bf dick. because misc.
I did not **** in boot camp until the last week or so. I went like 8-9 weeks without it. No other symptoms. Only reason I didn’t get medical attention is because a lot of other people experienced the same thing.
I imagine a combination of diet and relatively significant stress levels all day for weeks on end. And whatever pharma they put in the water to lower your test.
obligatory take out you bf dick. because misc.
I did not **** in boot camp until the last week or so. I went like 8-9 weeks without it. No other symptoms. Only reason I didn’t get medical attention is because a lot of other people experienced the same thing.
I imagine a combination of diet and relatively significant stress levels all day for weeks on end. And whatever pharma they put in the water to lower your test.
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03-30-2022, 09:30 AM
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Get a bottle of magnesium citrate.
Drink it all
Wait
Profit
Drink it all
Wait
Profit
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03-30-2022, 09:31 AM
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use doordash and order a laxative or enema kit from CVS / whatever pharmacy assuming you're in the US.
take laxative and proceed to blow out your entire system. be sure to flush throughout the process, you're prob going to clog the pipes SRS.
take laxative and proceed to blow out your entire system. be sure to flush throughout the process, you're prob going to clog the pipes SRS.
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03-30-2022, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By ButcherSir⏩
1. Valuable lesson learned. COVID is like HIV, don't test and save yourself all the hassle associated with obligation to disclose.im so bloated and in so much discomfort.
im trying to get treatment but just CANT. im covid positive so cant leave the house, im calling to my insurance, docs, health hotline etc etc and no1 is helping me like wtf is this chit. its like when you got covid your dead to them. i curse the day i did the PCR like a beta instead of just accepting i got some fever.
how do you cope with constipation misc? i should be able to leave my house in 2-3 days.
im trying to get treatment but just CANT. im covid positive so cant leave the house, im calling to my insurance, docs, health hotline etc etc and no1 is helping me like wtf is this chit. its like when you got covid your dead to them. i curse the day i did the PCR like a beta instead of just accepting i got some fever.
how do you cope with constipation misc? i should be able to leave my house in 2-3 days.
2. Do you have any other symptoms apart from the bloating? Hopefully this isn't surgical. I assume basic OTC remedies have been tried?
03-30-2022, 09:37 AM
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ok so first thing don't eat anymore food. you don't want to add more crap when there is already a blockage
now just drink as much water as you can because you don't want that **** to dry since then it will get stuck and u will need operation to get it out.
just drink ****load of water. drink magenisum citrate
and do anal washing enema thing crap too just go all out
sit all day on the toilet and don't hold u
btw u better do all of this now because if it dries out and remian stuck you will have to have a doctor do enema to you with water pressure in hospital
now just drink as much water as you can because you don't want that **** to dry since then it will get stuck and u will need operation to get it out.
just drink ****load of water. drink magenisum citrate
and do anal washing enema thing crap too just go all out
sit all day on the toilet and don't hold u
btw u better do all of this now because if it dries out and remian stuck you will have to have a doctor do enema to you with water pressure in hospital
03-30-2022, 09:43 AM
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20-30 prunes and you’ll be blowin chocolate puddin within a few hours srs.
I just had surgery last month and was on painkillers for a couple days, couldn’t chit worth a damn, few prunes later and a hand grenade of poo blew all over my chitter. Works every time
I just had surgery last month and was on painkillers for a couple days, couldn’t chit worth a damn, few prunes later and a hand grenade of poo blew all over my chitter. Works every time
03-30-2022, 09:44 AM
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Last time I couldn’t **** I ended up in the hospital for a week after having my appendix removed. Worst bloating and pain I’ve ever felt.
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03-30-2022, 09:50 AM
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Buy two bottles of this:
Drink one bottle with a ton of water and be close to the bathroom. If nothing happens within 4-5 hours, drink half of the other bottle with more water.
Drink one bottle with a ton of water and be close to the bathroom. If nothing happens within 4-5 hours, drink half of the other bottle with more water.
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03-30-2022, 09:52 AM
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- gets covid
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- covid death
- won't treat constipation due to covid
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- covid death
03-30-2022, 09:53 AM
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Enema kit. Though if you've already tried a stimulant laxative with no results whatsoever, then I'd be concerned about a blockage.
And why can't you leave your house? The store doesn't test for Covid and you can double-mask if your really worried about it.
And why can't you leave your house? The store doesn't test for Covid and you can double-mask if your really worried about it.
03-30-2022, 10:01 AM
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so far i didnt took any med. tomorrow a relative will be avaliable to go to the pharmacy for me - i hope i could get a doc prescrption untill then. otherwhise its OTC.
all i tried is eating fiber in the meantime (oatsmeal mainly)
all i tried is eating fiber in the meantime (oatsmeal mainly)
Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
thats what i thought lol... fuk them. legit giving no chit about me and yelling me at the phone when i say i want to come.- gets covid
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- won't treat constipation due to covid
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
i cant leave my house because its illegal and a 2K$ fine.Enema kit. Though if you've already tried a stimulant laxative with no results whatsoever, then I'd be concerned about a blockage.
And why can't you leave your house? The store doesn't test for Covid and you can double-mask if your really worried about it.
And why can't you leave your house? The store doesn't test for Covid and you can double-mask if your really worried about it.
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Originally Posted By dan06lcm⏩
ye ill check about that magnisium citrate, see what my doc saying.. when he will fuking response to meDrink a bottle of magnisium citrate? give it a couple hours and you'll be good, also cross your foot on your other knee or prop up your feet, that helps alot too!
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03-30-2022, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩
Get on the shtter first, then drink it all. There is not much of a "wait" to this. It's gonna go that fast. You'll be pissing out of the anusGet a bottle of magnesium citrate.
Drink it all
Wait
Profit
Drink it all
Wait
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Originally Posted By Casca⏩
never thought i would say this but i would KILL right now to piss out of my anusGet on the shtter first, then drink it all. There is not much of a "wait" to this. It's gonna go that fast. You'll be pissing out of the anus
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Poop six times today.
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go fist yourself and then take a laxative
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03-31-2022, 02:09 AM
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well misc i got prescrptions for 2 meds:
MICROLET enema
BEKUNIS tablets (senna)
from your experience is this senna stuff good enough? i would rather not stick something inside my anus for now
MICROLET enema
BEKUNIS tablets (senna)
from your experience is this senna stuff good enough? i would rather not stick something inside my anus for now
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03-31-2022, 02:33 AM
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Senna tea is good, drink it before bed to have guaranteed diarrhea in the morning
03-31-2022, 02:44 AM
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use a spoon
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