The sex with my gf sucks lately, I still care about her a lot tho. Times like these I wish I could hop on tinder and **** some other woman but I don’t have the heart to cheat. Wanting to hear about banging some hot chick from behind and getting a whiff of raunchy ******* type of stories to compensate. Any stories?

I once rocked up only to find the 7/10 had catfished me and actually had a cawk but I sucked it anyway because I'd gone to the trouble and was horny (no homo)

Ate a bishes ass hole while her husband watched once. Then pounded the chit out of her and she filmed the creampie. She looked like a stripper and was a tattoo model. I think she got divorced and hit me up the other day. But I have a gf now. Srs

Girl didn't tell me she was a squirter and then shot me right in the face unexpectedly. Caused an eye infection too. Plus then I went into her bathroom and it was one of the most disgusting places I'd ever seen.

Then there was the woman who had sex with me twice while her teenaged daughter was at home studying in the next room. She also tried to take my condom off telling me "you don't need that" and it was our first date. Classy broad.

went out with a married hoor in an "open relationship". had some drinks, she came back to mine and told me she would suk my cok with a condom and that only her husband gets raw BJs. i lol'd at her a few times and she suked my dik raw while he was home playing vidya. never spoke to her again. she was pretty groce.

Got catfished. showed up, she was a fatty.

I simply look at her, ask her if she expects me to pretend she did not intentionally deceive me because I am too polite or well mannered. She pretends she has no idea what I am talking about. I explicitly break it down, point out the fact she is unattractive, and then I left.


I like to believe I saved at least a few other would be gentleman callers the waste of time I had to experience.

I don’t want to be an *******, it is for the good though.

That is the worse. Or when they use pictures from a few years ago before they gained 50 pounds and turned into cattle

I met a Tinder girl at like 12:30PM on NYE, and I was all drunk and went to pick her up. She came back to my place, and she had been out drinking all night and she pooped at my house. I was fuking her like 30 min later in my bed, and flipped her over to do doggystyle and got hit with a whiff of terrible smelling chit in my face. To the point where I went kinda soft. I took her to the shower and we took a shower together and I kept spraying the showerhead at her ass(was really drunk still).

Horrible gross experience, but I actually went over to her house a week later and she sucked my dick and again like a week or two after. She was nice, but kinda chubby but gave the best head of any girl I've ever been with. Was able to cum in like 3-4 minutes with her swallowing every drop, where usually it takes a girl like 10-15 and I really have to try to blow.

Wish I would have kept her around longer, but she eventually stopped answering my texts when she figured out I had no interest in actually dating her.

if your GF will inevitably cheat on you, doesn't it follow that you should Fort Knox your jimjams by cheating first