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post 1659357193 04-09-2022, 06:38 AM
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My butthole is itching

That is all
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post 1659357333 04-09-2022, 06:45 AM
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post 1659358043 04-09-2022, 07:13 AM
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Piles, wipe properly or you are a twink.
post 1659358113 04-09-2022, 07:15 AM
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Take a shower
post 1659358253 04-09-2022, 07:17 AM
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post 1659358283 04-09-2022, 07:19 AM
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post 1659358363 04-09-2022, 07:21 AM
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That’s cuz there is chit on your ass hole. Learn how to wipe your ass you filthy animal
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post 1659358403 04-09-2022, 07:23 AM
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post 1659360063 04-09-2022, 08:09 AM
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Check your poop. There could be hookworms in there.
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post 1659360843 04-09-2022, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
That’s cuz there is chit on your ass hole. Learn how to wipe your ass you filthy animal
Or...his ass is raw from wiping too much (that irritation can lead to itchy angus).

Get some hydrocortisone cream OP.
post 1659360893 04-09-2022, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Or...his ass is raw from wiping too much (that irritation can lead to itchy angus).

Get some hydrocortisone cream OP.
What's the current misc-approved technique anyway? You guys still doing dry-wet-dry?
post 1659361123 04-09-2022, 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Take a shower WITH ME
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post 1659361293 04-09-2022, 08:36 AM
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post 1659362403 04-09-2022, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Redundanteater⏩
What's the current misc-approved technique anyway? You guys still doing dry-wet-dry?
wet wipes till there is very little poop. sometimes you get into a rough situation where no matter how much you wipe there is always residue. i then ALWAYS have a shower post poop. even if i have the cleanest of wipes. in the shower i take the shower head, squat down and put the head full blast on my azzhole. that is wash 1. then i rinse my body a bit, brush my teeth or apply shampoo, it differs. i then take the shower head again, squat down and azzblast again. this is wash 2. then for my final wash, i get a little bit of bodywash onto my finger and finger by booty a little bit to ensure everything is clean. this is why wash 1 and 2 is important. by this point there is zero poop residue left and then bodywash with the finger just gives a nice squeaky clean finish. once my azz is clean i get my loofah and do a full body scrub.
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post 1659362613 04-09-2022, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Eterniity⏩
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Originally Posted By Eterniity⏩
wet wipes till there is very little poop. sometimes you get into a rough situation where no matter how much you wipe there is always residue. i then ALWAYS have a shower post poop. even if i have the cleanest of wipes. in the shower i take the shower head, squat down and put the head full blast on my azzhole. that is wash 1. then i rinse my body a bit, brush my teeth or apply shampoo, it differs. i then take the shower head again, squat down and azzblast again. this is wash 2. then for my final wash, i get a little bit of bodywash onto my finger and finger by booty a little bit to ensure everything is clean. this is why wash 1 and 2 is important. by this point there is zero poop residue left and then bodywash with the finger just gives a nice squeaky clean finish. once my azz is clean i get my loofah and do a full body scrub.
Mirin shiz shower routine.

What do you do if you have to shiz at a time/place when shower is not immediately available?
post 1659362693 04-09-2022, 09:09 AM
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That is it's way of craving a cawk in there. Sorry for the bad news op. LGBTQIA is very common in 2022 you aren't alone.
post 1659363153 04-09-2022, 09:17 AM
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OP don't sniff your finger after scratching it, srs
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post 1659363323 04-09-2022, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Redundanteater⏩
Mirin shiz shower routine.

What do you do if you have to shiz at a time/place when shower is not immediately available?
i have a pretty good toilet routine. usually after breakfast after some herbal tea so i've never really needed to go while i'm not at home. i've pooped a total of two times in public in my adult life and both times were in airports where the facilities were immaculate.
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post 1659363443 04-09-2022, 09:22 AM
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post 1659363813 04-09-2022, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Eterniity⏩
i have a pretty good toilet routine. usually after breakfast after some herbal tea so i've never really needed to go while i'm not at home. i've pooped a total of two times in public in my adult life and both times were in airports where the facilities were immaculate.
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Prolly butt herpes, shouldn’t let hoes eat ur ass op
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