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post 1659439433 04-10-2022, 09:20 PM
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Female co-worker complained via email to manager about a lame joke I made tf brahs

Said a super Fukin lame joke during a handover meeting. Guys who got the joke laughed. She didn’t get the joke at first but after explaining the joke Sloot got triggered.

The manager is pretty chill and was in the meeting himself lol. but because the complain was in writing it’s been escalated. Dafuk is this brahs
They have asked me to bring an external representative if I want to.

Lame joke:
Guy in drive through KFC, orders a three piece feed with three pieces of breasts.
She said- the max she could give was 2 breasts. OR She can arrange 4 breaths but will cost extra.


That was all
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post 1659439533 04-10-2022, 09:22 PM
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If serious, you should have known that a joke like that, goofy as it is, is verboten these days. Retarded females have been weaponized by feminists.
post 1659439653 04-10-2022, 09:24 PM
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Your first mistake was thinking a female co-worker would know anything about what a joke is.

Your second mistake was thinking you could say anything at a corporate office w/o someone getting upset nowadays.
post 1659439743 04-10-2022, 09:26 PM
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Reason #1654 why women tend to have less success in their careers and are less preferred to be hired. SRS

No man would do this. Only women do crap like this. If a dude didn't like your joke he'd just tell you your joke sucks. No way would he put the energy into wiring an email about it. Now a nothing event is costing your boss time and energy and is going against productivity. Should low key put her in a negative light. I'll just say that if she ever finds another opportunity there won't be any efforts to keep her. While something like that is small, it can add up over the period of someone's life.
post 1659439763 04-10-2022, 09:27 PM
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Reminder to not make jokes around co=workers because they aren't friends. Just do your job and leave.
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post 1659439873 04-10-2022, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2
Reminder to not make jokes around co=workers because they aren't friends. Just do your job and leave.
Then people complain that you’re “non-sociable”, creepy, or unfriendly…..and you get yelled at anyways for not being a “team player”.

You can’t win with people like this.
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post 1659439893 04-10-2022, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2
Reminder to not make jokes around co=workers because they aren't friends. Just do your job and leave.
So much this

Unless they do
post 1659440023 04-10-2022, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By mrcarter1990
She didn’t get the joke at first but after explaining the joke Sloot got triggered. l
Why tf would you explain a joke especially to a sloot?
post 1659440113 04-10-2022, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee
Why tf would you explain a joke especially to a sloot?
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post 1659440173 04-10-2022, 09:39 PM
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There’s really only a few things you can talk about in most corporate environments

-weather
-sports
-family/pets
-vacation destinations
-food

Straying from that is a risk. There’s a reason most of your coworkers are humorless automatons. Until you get to know them, at least. Sometimes that takes a couple of years of trust.
post 1659440183 04-10-2022, 09:39 PM
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post 1659440213 04-10-2022, 09:41 PM
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pretty obvious you don't joke about breasts at work these days, you goofed despite it being clown world and harmless joke. pepper your angus, HR will be going in dry. women are chomping at the bit to get guys fired. you need to know that and assume all female coworkers are gunning for you, even if they aren't.
post 1659440743 04-10-2022, 10:00 PM
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LOL at making a joke around a woman. The most retarded thing you can do.
post 1659440883 04-10-2022, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121
There’s really only a few things you can talk about in most corporate environments

-weather
-sports
-family/pets
-vacation destinations
-food

Straying from that is a risk. There’s a reason most of your coworkers are humorless automatons. Until you get to know them, at least. Sometimes that takes a couple of years of trust.
This. If you’re ever unsure about the appropriateness of a topic, shoot EoD a PM before talking about it.

That MFer has heard everything.
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post 1659441443 04-10-2022, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted By mrcarter1990
Lame joke:
Guy in drive through KFC, orders a three piece feed with three pieces of breasts.
She said- the max she could give was 2 breasts. OR She can arrange 4 breaths but will cost extra.
Serious question: Are you retarded, or just drunk?
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post 1659441603 04-10-2022, 10:23 PM
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I don't get the joke either but you can't make any type of sexual jokes around females at work, unless you're really cool with them and they like you, but even then I wouldn't.
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
Reason #1654 why women tend to have less success in their careers and are less preferred to be hired. SRS

No man would do this. Only women do crap like this. If a dude didn't like your joke he'd just tell you your joke sucks. No way would he put the energy into wiring an email about it. Now a nothing event is costing your boss time and energy and is going against productivity. Should low key put her in a negative light. I'll just say that if she ever finds another opportunity there won't be any efforts to keep her. While something like that is small, it can add up over the period of someone's life.
I was reported once by a man for telling a joke. Frickin weirdos (Misc).

I got lucky in that I could deny it (no one else heard it) and he got caught lying about something else, so his credibility was low. But it still pissed me off.
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you could very likely get fired lol. sloots have so much power in the work place now. if you get fired you better make her cry. call her fat and say no one likes you and that she is a rat
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Females aren't funny so they don't often understand humor


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Originally Posted By 8pieces
you could very likely get fired lol. sloots have so much power in the work place now. if you get fired you better make her cry. call her fat and say no one likes you and that she is a rat
This is the only redemption if you get fired op. Roast her yo oblivion. Record it for the misc and become one of misc hall of famers
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Females aren't funny so they don't often understand humor


Prepare angus for #metoo'd
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Originally Posted By mrcarter1990
Said a super Fukin lame joke during a handover meeting. Guys who got the joke laughed. She didn’t get the joke at first but after explaining the joke Sloot got triggered.

The manager is pretty chill and was in the meeting himself lol. but because the complain was in writing it’s been escalated. Dafuk is this brahs
They have asked me to bring an external representative if I want to.

Lame joke:
Guy in drive through KFC, orders a three piece feed with three pieces of breasts.
She said- the max she could give was 2 breasts. OR She can arrange 4 breaths but will cost extra.


That was all
Just dont even go to the meeting resign and tell them to go fuk themselves.


Dont even entertain these fuks with wasting your time on this bull****.
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and this is why I don't socialize with coworkers.... I'm just there to clock in, clock out and take my paycheck....
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I don't even make R rated jokes around male coworkers because some will rat you out to HR. Srs.
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Glad I work in an environment where you can still make jokes about your coworkers sukin dik and nobody gets offended... Not even the gay guy. Srs
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Jokes about tits at work in 2022, is surprised when HR gets involved. Now your manager is going to be pissed with you because he's going to get a lecture from HR as well.

Choose your topics better when making jokes at work.

I guess I'm lucky I work in a low snitch environment but I still wouldn't joke about breasts in front of female co-workers. Gotta keep it G rated.
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I’d fire you just for that lame ass joke OP

But yeah don’t ever joke with women in the workplace unless they’re coming onto you
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