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post 1659472163 04-11-2022, 01:59 PM
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Would you marry this hambeast for 1 billion?

Conditions are that you aren't allowed to divorce her or you lose all the money. If she chooses to break up with you, you also lose all the money so you have to at least pretend to keep her satisfied i.e sex at least 4x a week. There's no rule preventing you from banging HBBs behind her back but you have to be subtle about it.

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post 1659472303 04-11-2022, 02:02 PM
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I'm not a whore who has sex for money, so nah
post 1659472313 04-11-2022, 02:02 PM
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she'd be dead within 2 years. i'd just sew her aszhole shut and keep feeding her
post 1659472373 04-11-2022, 02:03 PM
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I very rarely ever even fap 4 times a week these days, don't think I'm High Test enough to bang her that many times a week.
post 1659472413 04-11-2022, 02:04 PM
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post 1659472483 04-11-2022, 02:05 PM
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a billion you said?

lol at these liars.

She won't make it too much longer. I wouldn't even cheat on her which could result in her leaving me and me losing the money.

For a billion dollars I would eat that chicks ass every day until she dies of some fat related thing. I would feed her everything I could.
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post 1659472493 04-11-2022, 02:05 PM
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a billion dollars is a billion dollars but there would be one huge snafu... mah dick , there simply isnt any way it would ever get hard enough to satisfy that thing. I got tricked by a big girl once (not obese)...Her clothes pulled everything together to give an appearance of THICC , a little big but it all fell in the right places if that makes sense. Got back to her place and once she peeled all that $hit off of her.... felt like grabbing a wet bag of sand and what once had shape is now just blob... I went from Midnight to 6 in an instant... There was no reasoning with it... wouldnt even get semi to push a little rope... Nope... bruh said fk it... not letting this happen.
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post 1659472503 04-11-2022, 02:06 PM
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In my book if you did something like that you're not a man.

Men don't marry women for anything aside from physical attraction.

If you're with/marrying a woman for some sort of gain, and not based on being attracted to her, you're not a man.

I couldn't marry that bitch for $1B I don't care how good my life is because that wouldn't be a good life.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1659472593 04-11-2022, 02:08 PM
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she can break up with me for any reason or only if I dont fuk her 4 times a week?

If any reason hell no, if only if I dont fuk her I'd do it for way less than $1billion
post 1659472713 04-11-2022, 02:09 PM
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Hell yeah! Except I don't have a billion dollars
post 1659472793 04-11-2022, 02:10 PM
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nope
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post 1659473043 04-11-2022, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Joeyw88⏩
Hell yeah! Except I don't have a billion dollars
Bro me and a million other guys are putting up $1000 each and we're gonna take turns you in?
post 1659473253 04-11-2022, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Bro me and a million other guys are putting up $1000 each and we're gonna take turns you in?
**** yeah I'm in! And sorry brah, I'd rep you, but apparently I did a while back. I haven't been on here much, so I need to spread before
post 1659473513 04-11-2022, 02:21 PM
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Think of all the folds you could fuk.
post 1659474003 04-11-2022, 02:30 PM
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Brb, buy up as much land as humanly possible in case she leaves

Brb, get her surgery and turn her into an artifical hbb either way


Win win
Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
In my book if you did something like that you're not a man.

Men don't marry women for anything aside from physical attraction.

If you're with/marrying a woman for some sort of gain, and not based on being attracted to her, you're not a man.

I couldn't marry that bitch for $1B I don't care how good my life is because that wouldn't be a good life.
Great thing about being a man is it isn't based on what anyone else thinks you're life should be. It's awesome.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1659474543 04-11-2022, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
she'd be dead within 2 years. i'd just sew her aszhole shut and keep feeding her
When she hauls ass she's gotta make two trips
post 1659474673 04-11-2022, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Brb, buy up as much land as humanly possible in case she leaves

Brb, get her surgery and turn her into an artifical hbb either way


Win win
Great thing about being a man is it isn't based on what anyone else thinks you're life should be. It's awesome.
Let him project his insecurities and moral superiority complex. It is hilarious. No one tell him.
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post 1659474823 04-11-2022, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By John
When she hauls ass she's gotta make two trips
to me, she's beautiful. rubenesque
post 1659474933 04-11-2022, 02:47 PM
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Id rather try men
post 1659474993 04-11-2022, 02:48 PM
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Who was boner?

I couldn’t do it once so 4x a week is out of the question.
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post 1659475093 04-11-2022, 02:49 PM
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Marry.

Donate all money/give to family as gifts.

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post 1659475673 04-11-2022, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Brb, buy up as much land as humanly possible in case she leaves

Brb, get her surgery and turn her into an artifical hbb either way


Win win
Great thing about being a man is it isn't based on what anyone else thinks you're life should be. It's awesome.
So you're saying you would?

Growing up I knew guys who would bang disgusting broads because the girls had money or something and I can't wrap my head around it.

Women typically will bang a guy for monetary gain, men on the other hand really just wanna bang as many attractive (as he deems) women as possible.

Money =/= attraction especially for men.

You yourself are only looking at it from the standpoint of her changing into something else than what she is at first.

It's kind of disingenuous to the premise of the thread.

Should be more like you get to live with that beast for the rest of your life, she outlives you, and bringing up the idea of surgery or her losing weight is grounds for divorce.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1659475763 04-11-2022, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
How did she make 1 B from claiming disability?
Am I missing something?..
She sold farts in jars on OF, this thread is from like 20 years in the future.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1659476173 04-11-2022, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By OdalfHilter⏩
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post 1659476843 04-11-2022, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
So you're saying you would?

Growing up I knew guys who would bang disgusting broads because the girls had money or something and I can't wrap my head around it.

Women typically will bang a guy for monetary gain, men on the other hand really just wanna bang as many attractive (as he deems) women as possible.

Money =/= attraction especially for men.

You yourself are only looking at it from the standpoint of her changing into something else than what she is at first.

It's kind of disingenuous to the premise of the thread.

Should be more like you get to live with that beast for the rest of your life, she outlives you, and bringing up the idea of surgery or her losing weight is grounds for divorce.
Thing is, this is 1 billion dollars. That's an unfathomable amount of money. You literally unlock ultimate freedom with that kind of cash. That's legit fuk you money. Your descendants never have to do hard labor in their lives.

A BILLION is an absolutely life changing amount of money.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1659477983 04-11-2022, 03:38 PM
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I’d end up banging one of her ripples by mistake.
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post 1659478323 04-11-2022, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Thing is, this is 1 billion dollars. That's an unfathomable amount of money. You literally unlock ultimate freedom with that kind of cash. That's legit fuk you money. Your descendants never have to do hard labor in their lives.

A BILLION is an absolutely life changing amount of money.
Bunch of liars in here lol. They would all suck dick for that kind of money.


Every. Single. One.
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