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post 1659550153 04-12-2022, 08:58 PM
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Bird poops on Biden



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A metaphor for how Americans feel': Bird poops on Biden's shoulder inside Iowa barn as president touts 'Made in America' pledge to lower gas prices by 10 cents a gallon
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...as-prices.html
post 1659550233 04-12-2022, 09:01 PM
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fukkin lol
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post 1659550263 04-12-2022, 09:01 PM
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You really think you can just post a video that long for a 5 sec act and not get negged?
post 1659550283 04-12-2022, 09:01 PM
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lol MSM completely ignored it


The internet would fuking break if a bird shat on Drumpf


late night TV "comedians" would be talking about it for the next 5 decades
post 1659550313 04-12-2022, 09:02 PM
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Getting chit on by a bird is good luck. Things about to turn around for poopy pants/ poopy shoulder Joe.
post 1659550423 04-12-2022, 09:06 PM
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Hmmmm if I am not mistaken that looks the be the work of the midwestern speckle chested fart finch from an altitude of approximately seventeen meters with a light west southwest cross breeze
post 1659550513 04-12-2022, 09:07 PM
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post 1659551273 04-12-2022, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Hmmmm if I am not mistaken that looks the be the work of the midwestern speckle chested fart finch from an altitude of approximately seventeen meters with a light west southwest cross breeze
Thank you based bird poop expert
post 1659551663 04-12-2022, 09:34 PM
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You are welcome kindly bird defecation and doddering moron enthusiast
post 1659551883 04-12-2022, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
A fly landed on Pence's head during the debate and it's all Twitter talked about for 72 hours
lmaoooooooo fkin love libs
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post 1659552293 04-12-2022, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
lol MSM completely ignored it


The internet would fuking break if a bird shat on Drumpf


late night TV "comedians" would be talking about it for the next 5 decades
Remember the fly that landed on Mike Pence?
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1659555303 04-12-2022, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Hmmmm if I am not mistaken that looks the be the work of the midwestern speckle chested fart finch from an altitude of approximately seventeen meters with a light west southwest cross breeze
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post 1659555703 04-12-2022, 11:56 PM
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post 1659558973 04-13-2022, 02:43 AM
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The bird did to him, what he's done to the country.
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post 1659559143 04-13-2022, 02:51 AM
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The bird has spoken
post 1659564313 04-13-2022, 06:43 AM
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Was there a second pooper or did the bird work alone?
post 1659564393 04-13-2022, 06:46 AM
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post 1659564533 04-13-2022, 06:49 AM
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Biden's Aids:

"Better to be on his shoulder than the mess we have to continually clean up in his pants"
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a plan to save 10 cents per gallon? dafuq Joe
post 1659564873 04-13-2022, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
a plan to save 10 cents per gallon? dafuq Joe
Fkn LOl. Lets double gas prices and then tout we are saving the Plebs .10 a gallon. Gee...thanks Joe!
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post 1659566723 04-13-2022, 07:39 AM
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Sorry fellas I failed to notice the slight yellow tinting and notable viscosity of the bird diarrhea this was clearly the work of the endangered mahogany fart partridge and it looks like a female who likely discovered a partially eaten chipotle burrito bowl in a nearby dumpster I mean good thing birds just launch logs out of their turdcutters mid flight versus using modern plumbing like humans otherwise some poor bird would be getting home from work and before he puts his hat on the hook and sets down his briefcase this flying hore would be jamming the plunger into his beak and loudly chirping at him to unclog the toilet and there goes his relaxing evening as he will be spending the next several hours aggressively working the drain with his breast feathers jammed up his nose
post 1659567413 04-13-2022, 07:53 AM
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Secret service goofed up there. What if it had been a weaponized pidgeon with lethal poop weapons?
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post 1659577863 04-13-2022, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
Getting chit on by a bird is good luck. Things about to turn around for poopy pants/ poopy shoulder Joe.
What kind of luck is it when you chit yourself?
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That bird got good sense
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There's a switch. Usually Biden is ****ting on himself.
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I feel bad for Biden. He is clearly not all there mentally from old age and he is getting used as a puppet. I hate to see what is happening to him could be any of our grandfathers. His wife and everyone around him should be jailed for what they are doing to the poor man.
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
A fly landed on Pence's head during the debate and it's all Twitter talked about for 72 hours
I loe e.
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