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Thread: Ask a brah who just jizzed on his hotel night stand anything

post 1659564483 04-13-2022, 06:47 AM
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Ask a brah who just jizzed on his hotel night stand anything

Purposesly jizzed near the edge of the table so it will drip down

Proof



Reps to whoever can help me decide what to jizz on next.

Edit:
Scroll down to read why I do this
post 1659564683 04-13-2022, 06:51 AM
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Jesus that table looks poverty. You in a motel 6 brah?
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1659564773 04-13-2022, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Jesus that table looks poverty. You in a motel 6 brah?
Motel 5 and a half
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MFC

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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. -Benjamin Franklin
Tits and Beer
post 1659564903 04-13-2022, 06:56 AM
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Tv
Bed
Nightstand
post 1659564973 04-13-2022, 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Jesus that table looks poverty. You in a motel 6 brah?
Lmao nah 3 stars according to Google and priceline but that's part of the reason I do chit like this.

Brb spend $140 on a hotel (work pays) for a room that hasn't been redesigned or new furniture since the 80s.

Brb old ass carpets, old outdated desks, old everything cus the cheap ass hotels refuse to remodel their chit. All the big hotel chains in Cali and Texas are like this with old outdated chit

But at least they have a conference room, some treadmills/weights and Denny's tier breakfast.

Only way you get a nice hotel these days if you stay at a 4 or 5 star which my company wont pay for.
post 1659565363 04-13-2022, 07:08 AM
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Good luck defending yourself when a crime is committed in that room (likely) and your DNA places you at the scene.
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post 1659565623 04-13-2022, 07:14 AM
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my loads are easily x10 bigger than that
post 1659565963 04-13-2022, 07:21 AM
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but why
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1659566103 04-13-2022, 07:25 AM
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Hope they charge you extra for cleanup.
post 1659566203 04-13-2022, 07:28 AM
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Nut in the battery compartment of the remote. No one will know if it's battery acid or miscer acid.
post 1659566803 04-13-2022, 07:40 AM
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1. Throw the mini bottle of conditioner in the sink and let the steaming hot water run over it.

2. Now do the same with the wash cloth.

3. Liberally apply warm conditioner to penor and wrap wash cloth around said penor

4. Go to town on yourself

5. Profit and have a great nights sleep
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post 1659567773 04-13-2022, 07:59 AM
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nice daily reminder to never trust anything in hotel rooms
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Gonna Semi make it crew
post 1659570303 04-13-2022, 08:49 AM
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post 1659570553 04-13-2022, 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
Good luck defending yourself when a crime is committed in that room (likely) and your DNA places you at the scene.
CSI

Not even once
post 1659570683 04-13-2022, 08:56 AM
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Ice bucket?
post 1659570803 04-13-2022, 08:58 AM
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Why are we afraid to die when we struggle to live life?
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