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post 1659741263 04-16-2022, 07:40 AM
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Having kids before 45 is the biggest COPE LMAOOOOOOOOOO

LMAOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O

BRB can't go out anymore during your PRIME YEARS,
BRB can't work overtime and become VP at 30 because I need to change diapers or my wife will get mad,
BRB need to buy a house, throw all my precious money on taking care of the kid
BRB stuck with one woman until divorce
BRB lose ALL freedom; can't do whatever you want anymore
BRB have to progress in your career and at the same time take care of kids, so you end up having no time and energy


VERSUS having kids at 45 +

BRB i'm now CEO making 300k
BRB I went out every night during my PRIME YEARS
BRB I was able to focus all my energies on banging sloots and my career
BRB no stress about money, I could literally retire and play with my kids all day now
BRB have more wisdom and will teach my kids valuable lessons
BRB I'm a man, so I can still get a 25 years old woman ready to settle down and have kids



LMAOOOOOOO at having kids before 45
post 1659741363 04-16-2022, 07:45 AM
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post 1659741393 04-16-2022, 07:45 AM
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good luck being an old parent, that sounds fun
post 1659741443 04-16-2022, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
good luck being an old parent, that sounds fun
Old? 45 is prime years for a man.

COPE
post 1659741463 04-16-2022, 07:47 AM
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post 1659741483 04-16-2022, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
OP already red, didn't have to waste a neg
Time to go change the diapers again cucky,


LMAOOOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O

Don't forget to setup your alarm at 4 am tomorrow too LMAOOOO
post 1659741493 04-16-2022, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
Old? 45 is prime years for a man.

COPE
Yeah good luck with a toddler when pushing 50
post 1659741543 04-16-2022, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
Yeah good luck with a toddler when pushing 50
That's the point. At 50 you are completely retired and you having NOTHING else to do but take care of your kids. This is how it should be done LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
post 1659741593 04-16-2022, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
That's the point. At 50 you are completely retired and you having NOTHING else to do but take care of your kids. This is how it should be done LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't worry, you'll find out
post 1659741603 04-16-2022, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By cleveland33⏩
don't worry, you'll find out
cope
post 1659741713 04-16-2022, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
cope
ask any old first time parent if they'd do it again
post 1659741843 04-16-2022, 07:59 AM
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there are both pros and cons of being an older or younger dad............depending on your circumstances:, health and finances and relatiobnship status

beign an older dad worked out great for me but not necessarily the best way to go for all
post 1659741863 04-16-2022, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
ask any old first time parent if they'd do it again
If they say no it is because they are low IQ and did not invest their money. LMAOOOO at being 50 and still work.

BRB 50, retired, have a 30 years old wife that take care of the kids as i'm playing golf 20 hours per week with the bros. The rest of the time i'm playing with the kids.

LMAO
post 1659741943 04-16-2022, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
there are both pros and cons of being an older or younger dad............depending on your circumstances:, health and finances and relatiobnship status

beign an older dad worked out great for me but not necessarily the best way to go for all
How old were you? And were you retired?
post 1659742033 04-16-2022, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
That's the point. At 50 you are completely retired and you having NOTHING else to do but take care of your kids. This is how it should be done LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For a guy dating a younger woman ya…

For a woman pregnancy in their 40’s is dangerous.

Really thought having a kid at 16-18 then sending them out at 36 then collecting the big bucks is sort of ideal too.

The modern rat race and women having power has ruined everything…
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post 1659742103 04-16-2022, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
How old were you? And were you retired?
i would answer you but you come across as a bit of a silly cnt , so i don't feel like doing so
post 1659742113 04-16-2022, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By AmericaHardcore⏩
For a guy dating a younger woman ya…

For a woman pregnancy in their 40’s is dangerous.

Really thought having a kid at 16-18 then sending them out at 36 then collecting the big bucks is sort of ideal too.

The modern rat race and women having power has ruined everything…
I'm not going to date 40years old when i'm 45 hell no
post 1659742153 04-16-2022, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Have fun being the CEO of a hot dog stand.


LMAO.
Can you hear it?



Can you?
















It's your wife telling you to change the diapers LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
























Don't forget your alarm at 4am tomorrow too LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I had my daughter at 32. If I waited until 45 I probably would never have a baby.

Although a lot of women in their late 40s are getting pregnant with fertility drugs. I just can't imagine having a baby now that I'm 50! I don't have the same energy.

It takes a lot of energy to chase toddlers. It's the same with men.
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Imagine being retirement age before your kid graduates high school.

All the other chad dads taking teenage boys on adventures, and you will be taking your kid home shopping in Palm Springs.
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Mexicans do it right. Pop out a bunch of kids at 14 and then make the oldest take care of the younger ones.
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
If they say no it is because they are low IQ and did not invest their money. LMAOOOO at being 50 and still work.

BRB 50, retired, have a 30 years old wife that take care of the kids as i'm playing golf 20 hours per week with the bros. The rest of the time i'm playing with the kids.

LMAO
good luck getting up and down off the fllor with a toddler while you're pushing 50. or picking them up and carrying them. You'll need all that free time to do recovery work
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Old parenting ain't easy

So





Very





Tired
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Originally Posted By J.L.C.⏩
Old parenting ain't easy

So





Very





Tired
Not to mention it's not ideal for sooo many reasons for women to have kids after like 35, much less 40+ like dumb fk OP is suggesting.
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
That's the point. At 50 you are completely retired and you having NOTHING else to do but take care of your kids. This is how it should be done LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Too bad you’re an incel though
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
i would answer you but you come across as a bit of a silly cnt , so i don't feel like doing so
Age 57, location UK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O How's the wheather ?
post 1659744293 04-16-2022, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By R3L3NTL3SS⏩
Not to mention it's not ideal for sooo many reasons for women to have kids after like 35, much less 40+ like dumb fk OP is suggesting.
I'm talking about a man. do you think i'm a loser like you and at 45 i'm going to date women older than 30 ? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
I'm talking about a man. do you think i'm a loser like you and at 45 i'm going to date women older than 30 ? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good luck finding a woman under 30 who isn't a gold digger.
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OP rustled the fuk out of parents ITT

Lmao keep hustling cuz
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