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post 1659774023 04-16-2022, 08:56 PM
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lol at not owning a motorcycle



Nothing makes you feel more alive than being inches from death.

Documented by academics and philosophers alike, the call is not an indication of subliminal suicidal thoughts: that urge to leap off a cliff isn’t a morbid fantasy but actually a survival instinct. A 2012 study at Florida State University, which coined the term High Place Phenomenon (HPP) to describe the call of the void, found that people with higher levels of anxiety reported higher levels of HPP. To explain this, the study suggested that the urge to jump is a misinterpreted survival instinct: the brain instills a fear that one might jump off a cliff on purpose to tell the body not to jump off a cliff. It may seem counterintuitive, but perhaps it explains an evolutionary reason for anxiety.

The urge to jump, the study declared, affirmed the urge to live.

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post 1659774523 04-16-2022, 09:12 PM
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Can confirm, I miss riding.
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post 1659775523 04-16-2022, 09:50 PM
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Scared to get a bike because I'm afraid I'll like it too much. I lived on a bicycle as a kid.
post 1659775603 04-16-2022, 09:54 PM
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I live in the rich part of the city where most of the riders act like complete ****ing morons.

brb wheelies on the highway, gopro on helmets. watch out for motorcycles.
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post 1659775633 04-16-2022, 09:56 PM
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Just lmao @ riding that stupid death trap

inb4 some prius turns you into tomato soup by mistake
post 1659775803 04-16-2022, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
Documented by academics and philosophers alike, the call is not an indication of subliminal suicidal thoughts: that urge to leap off a cliff isn’t a morbid fantasy but actually a survival instinct. A 2012 study at Florida State University, which coined the term High Place Phenomenon (HPP) to describe the call of the void, found that people with higher levels of anxiety reported higher levels of HPP. To explain this, the study suggested that the urge to jump is a misinterpreted survival instinct: the brain instills a fear that one might jump off a cliff on purpose to tell the body not to jump off a cliff. It may seem counterintuitive, but perhaps it explains an evolutionary reason for anxiety.

The urge to jump, the study declared, affirmed the urge to live.
- People experience an urge to jump off cliffs, HPP. (which seams counterintuitive to survival instinct)
- People with high anxiety experience higher HPP.
- Above explained by: the brain instills a fear that one might jump off a cliff on purpose to tell the body not to jump off a cliff. <--- ENGLISH PLEASE!
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post 1659775813 04-16-2022, 10:01 PM
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It’s all fun and games till the smallest mistake sends you tumbling under a semi
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1659775833 04-16-2022, 10:02 PM
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I have 2 plates and 13 screws in my forearm from being alpha on a bike (dead fkn srs)

Lol if you have a bike and don’t total it
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post 1659776423 04-16-2022, 10:20 PM
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I've never rode a motorcycle before but I always wanted to get a Harley just to see how I would like riding it. But then I hear all these stories about motorcycle accidents and it makes me think twice.
post 1659777003 04-16-2022, 10:39 PM
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LOL at owning a motorcycle and living in a cubicle apartment and having to dodge retards in an urban area. (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1659777213 04-16-2022, 10:47 PM
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can confirm
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post 1659777223 04-16-2022, 10:48 PM
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My sister's boyfriend died in a motorcycle accident years ago. He left the house to grab some thing down the street and when he didn't come back for almost an hour my sis and friend got in the car to look for him.

Just down the street he had hit a car turning from the opposing lane, which sent him flying into oncoming traffic, where he was pinned underneath the wheels of another car.

Whenever I think about it I just thank God she wasn't on it. And I don't think I have to worry about her ever getting on one again.

To make the story worse, his parents had just buried their daughter a couple years ago after she was stabbed to death at a movie theater by her psycho ex. They live in the south and have had to fly back to bury both of their kids. 😢

Anyway, my advise is do what I do, ride a dirtbike/ATV instead!
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
It’s all fun and games till the smallest mistake sends you tumbling under a semi
or turning you into tomato soup.
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post 1659777643 04-16-2022, 11:03 PM
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An amusement park will provide the same or better thrills without such a high probability of carnage. Only simpletons come up with "we all go sometime", "when your time's up" etc
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post 1659777713 04-16-2022, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
Documented by academics and philosophers alike, the call is not an indication of subliminal suicidal thoughts: that urge to leap off a cliff isn’t a morbid fantasy but actually a survival instinct. A 2012 study at Florida State University, which coined the term High Place Phenomenon (HPP) to describe the call of the void, found that people with higher levels of anxiety reported higher levels of HPP. To explain this, the study suggested that the urge to jump is a misinterpreted survival instinct: the brain instills a fear that one might jump off a cliff on purpose to tell the body not to jump off a cliff. It may seem counterintuitive, but perhaps it explains an evolutionary reason for anxiety.
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Originally Posted By Briangumble⏩
I've never rode a motorcycle before but I always wanted to get a Harley just to see how I would like riding it. But then I hear all these stories about motorcycle accidents and it makes me think twice.
90% motorcycle accidents are dui or riding too fast. Read the statistics
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
An amusement park will provide the same or better thrills without such a high probability of carnage. Only simpletons come up with "we all go sometime", "when your time's up" etc
No it wouldn't. I can tell You've never even road before which makes your post 100% grade A retarded.
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post 1659778413 04-16-2022, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
No it wouldn't. You've never road before which makes your post retarded.
I have ridden. Not sports bikes but as an unlicensed tourist in Asia. Motorbikes are overrated, wind in your hair etc. So what. People don't scream on motorbikes they scream on rollercoasters.
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post 1659789393 04-17-2022, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
Only simpletons come up with "we all go sometime", "when your time's up" etc
Rather enjoy life while I've got it.
Originally Posted By SimplyFlacid⏩
I have 2 plates and 13 screws in my forearm from being alpha on a bike (dead fkn srs)

Lol if you have a bike and don’t total it
I've been riding for about 16 years now, have owned 6 different sportbikes. Only two ER visits.

I have had a handful of 'close calls' that could have been fatal and involved another vehicle. It is always someone making a left turn in front of you. All of my other 'close calls' are from me being reckless.
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post 1659789493 04-17-2022, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
90% motorcycle accidents are dui or riding too fast. Read the statistics
I think another statistic is a majority of accidents come from riders driving without a license.
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I've had 3 friends die in motorcycle accidents. All three of them got rear ended on the highway, sent them flying off the motorcycle and into multiple cars.

I don't think I'd ever get on one tbh
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
I have ridden. Not sports bikes but as an unlicensed tourist in Asia. Motorbikes are overrated, wind in your hair etc. So what. People don't scream on motorbikes they scream on rollercoasters.
Putting around on a bicycle with a motor or a moped in a congested city will not bring you the same thrills as doing 130+ on a highway or hitting twisties as fast as you can. Unless you've put thousands of miles down on a motorcycle you really haven't even begun to unlock the possibilities of fun.

A bike is one thing that's worth the risk involved. But its also a high-skill cap low inhib activity. If you're naturally afraid/insecure/unwilling to push your limits it probably won't be so fun as you'll be too scared to do anything.


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Lmao no thx Jeff. Was on a scene where dude on crotch rocket tapped a Volvo and launched himself into metal guardrail - bisected him from the waist.
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Originally Posted By FlipBrah⏩
Lmao no thx Jeff. Was on a scene where dude on crotch rocket tapped a Volvo and launched himself into metal guardrail - bisected him from the waist.
would rather die from that than wearing diapers in a nursing home when im 90, very srs
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lmfaoo at your head not bouncing off the pavement like a pinball because some soccer mom didnt see you while in her suv with screaming kids
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Never going to ride again...too many close calls, like live or die close calls, due to other idiots.

This was my beast...bored out to 985cc, 31mm Keihin CR carbs, Ohlins in the rear, Race tech springs up front, Brembos front and rear, Kerker open baffle 4 into 1, CBR 600RR wheels, Calfab swingarm to accommodate wide back wheel....absolute freight train that you could get your knees down with.

Literally miss this bike everyday.

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Sigh, I can have a motorbike or a relationship

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