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post 1659807823 04-17-2022, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
You need to live a little.
I go skydiving yearly and I travel all over the world lol.

Hard pass on that tomato soup life
post 1659807913 04-17-2022, 02:55 PM
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Even if you are a professional motogp driver, you literally trusting all the other idiots in the street with your life.





reminds me of this:

"Just wanted to feel the power between my legs brother"
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post 1659808123 04-17-2022, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By JT11RTR⏩
I used to have one but riding in a big metro area was too sketchy. If I lived in a very rural place, I would love to have one again.
I believe one day the only way out of major cities is gonna be on motorcycles.
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post 1659808413 04-17-2022, 03:05 PM
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motorcyclescels, you ain't scared you having the ride of your life adrenaline pumping top gun style and some old lady mergers without looking and this you:

post 1659808523 04-17-2022, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
My sister's boyfriend died in a motorcycle accident years ago. He left the house to grab some thing down the street and when he didn't come back for almost an hour my sis and friend got in the car to look for him.

Just down the street he had hit a car turning from the opposing lane, which sent him flying into oncoming traffic, where he was pinned underneath the wheels of another car.

Whenever I think about it I just thank God she wasn't on it. And I don't think I have to worry about her ever getting on one again.

To make the story worse, his parents had just buried their daughter a couple years ago after she was stabbed to death at a movie theater by her psycho ex. They live in the south and have had to fly back to bury both of their kids.

Anyway, my advise is do what I do, ride a dirtbike/ATV instead!
You can ride a bike. Just don't go so fast. Its the speed that kills.
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post 1659808583 04-17-2022, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
I go skydiving yearly and I travel all over the world lol.

Hard pass on that tomato soup life
inb4 both your chutes fail lol
post 1659808703 04-17-2022, 03:11 PM
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I used to have one when I was in my early 20s. One of the dumbest decision I ever made. My parents finally convinced me to sell it when I was 23. I’m glad.

I now see donorcycle accident victims on almost daily basis. I’m invested in motorcycle companies and make a living treating motorcycle riders, but no thx jeff.
post 1659809273 04-17-2022, 03:25 PM
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Yeah I loved riding around on a bike, I had two, a Suzuki DRZ400SM that a friend wrecked and a Ducati 696 that got stolen. Haven't owned a bike for a long time now, but I have thought about just buying something basic or kinda slow to ride around my local area with. What I loved about it is how it felt like the closest thing to riding a horse, you just get so much more in touch with your environment and the scenery. I think that's why I loved the Suzuki so much, I would just ride around all these little windy roads in the mountains and park areas, so much fun.
post 1659809753 04-17-2022, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
inb4 both your chutes fail lol
Lol try again little guy.

2021

3.75 million jumps

10 deaths

Fatality rate per 100,000 jumps = 0.28

https://uspa.org/Discover/FAQs/Safety

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Motorcycles

2019

8,596,314 registered motorcycles

5,014 deaths

Fatality rate per 100,000 registered motorcycles = 58.33

https://www.iii.org/fact-statistic/f...rcycle-crashes


Just lmao @ that tomato soup life. Thats literally a 20,000% higher fatality rate and you think my chute is going to fail lmao.
post 1659809773 04-17-2022, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
Yeah I loved riding around on a bike, I had two, a Suzuki DRZ400SM that a friend wrecked and a Ducati 696 that got stolen. Haven't owned a bike for a long time now, but I have thought about just buying something basic or kinda slow to ride around my local area with. What I loved about it is how it felt like the closest thing to riding a horse, you just get so much more in touch with your environment and the scenery. I think that's why I loved the Suzuki so much, I would just ride around all these little windy roads in the mountains and park areas, so much fun.
Look at the cruiser market if you want something slow. Suzuki C50, Kawa Vulcan, Honda Shadow, or a Harley offering like a street bob or whatever their budget cruiser is
post 1659809803 04-17-2022, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Look at the cruiser market if you want something slow. Suzuki C50, Kawa Vulcan, Honda Shadow, or a Harley offering like a street bob or whatever their budget cruiser is
Yeah that's what I was thinking, now that I'm getting older I'm finding myself desiring something more comfortable like a cruiser. I just enjoy the open feeling of being on a bike in a nice scenic area.
post 1659809813 04-17-2022, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
Lol try again little guy.

2021

3.75 million jumps

10 deaths

Fatality rate per 100,000 jumps = 0.28

https://uspa.org/Discover/FAQs/Safety

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Motorcycles

2019

8,596,314 registered motorcycles

5,014 deaths

Fatality rate per 100,000 registered motorcycles = 58.33

https://www.iii.org/fact-statistic/f...rcycle-crashes


Just lmao @ that tomato soup life.
That's a long way of saying you're a pussy lol. Calls me a little guy, drives a truck. You have a little guy between your legs
Don't forget to wrap yourself in bubble wrap when you TrAvEl ThE wOrLd, sound like every basic bish on Tinder.
post 1659809893 04-17-2022, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
That's a long way of saying you're a pussy lol. Calls me a little guy, drives a truck. You have a little guy between your legs
oh hes mad
post 1659809933 04-17-2022, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
Lol hes mad
Nah, can't get mad at a wimp
post 1659809973 04-17-2022, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Nah, can't get mad at a wimp
inb4 your next thread from the rescue helicopter lol
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
inb4 your next thread from the rescue helicopter lol
inb4 your next thread, 'I reached 40mph in my soymilk truck today, what a rush' lol
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
inb4 your next thread, 'I reached 40mph in my soymilk truck today, what a rush' lol
He's a big truck guy, aka a guy with a small dick driving a compensation mobile. Just laugh and move on.
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too scared to get one cos i already drive like a complete maniac on the motoryway. huge buzz srs and i love it. i'd have no control on a bike and decide to go 100 in some stupid area. jelly of riders though for sure.
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post 1659810233 04-17-2022, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
He's a big truck guy, aka a guy with a small dick driving a compensation mobile. Just laugh and move on.
Yea it's widely known at this point. SkepticalBitch.
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
inb4 your next thread, 'I reached 40mph in my soymilk truck today, what a rush' lol
inb4 a little oil or gravel paralyzes you lmao
post 1659810413 04-17-2022, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
inb4 a little oil or gravel paralyzes you lmao
Just looking at a motorbike paralyses you with fear lol, SkepticalBitch
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Originally Posted By sam212⏩
I used to have one when I was in my early 20s. One of the dumbest decision I ever made. My parents finally convinced me to sell it when I was 23. I’m glad.

I now see donorcycle accident victims on almost daily basis. I’m invested in motorcycle companies and make a living treating motorcycle riders, but no thx jeff.
Death doesn't scare me. It's barely surviving, being permanently injured, a vegetable the rest of my life.

I don't have a wife or kids or family, except my dogs. I can figure something out so if something happens to me my dogs are taken care of, otherwise it really doesn't matter if I'm alive or not. However I've watched the effects of someone dying in a bike crash on the family.
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
I go skydiving yearly and I travel all over the world lol.

Hard pass on that tomato soup life
You only do 120mph skydiving.

A $4000 motorcycle will do 150mph+
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
You only do 120mph skydiving.

A $4000 motorcycle will do 150mph+
Not to mention you're literally strapped to another man, his dik pushed against your ass, while he does all the manoeuvres and pulls the cord, you're just strapped on for the ride. Every Tinder sloot has a skydiving photo, like it's some kind of brave display of courage lmao
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
You only do 120mph skydiving.

A $4000 motorcycle will do 150mph+
Oh sooooo coool bro. You seem to be stuck on how fast your stupid bike goes, and literally nobody cares. Your dumb little brain can't comprehend there are other factors to take into coinsideration.
Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Not to mention you're literally strapped to another man, his dik pushed against your ass, while he does all the manoeuvres and pulls the cord, you're just strapped on for the ride. Every Tinder sloot has a skydiving photo, like it's some kind of brave display of courage lmao
With 329 jumps I'm definitely not strapped to anyone you moron
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
Oh sooooo coool bro



With 329 jumps I'm definitely not strapped to anyone you moron
You've always got a strap on nearby
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
You've always got a strap on nearby
Wow that was an embarrassing response little guy
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
Wow that was an embarrassing response little guy
We've established the little guy is between your legs
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
We've established the little guy is between your legs
Be careful man, this might end your life lmao

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