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Thread: One of the GOAT simple pleasures of office work is.... (white collar wagies gtfih)

post 1659898773 04-19-2022, 07:51 AM
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One of the GOAT simple pleasures of office work is.... (white collar wagies gtfih)

The discovery of a nicer, less used bathroom further away.

Happened to me a few weeks ago and forgot to make the thread until now. One of the greatest simple joys in office life srs. Like those recurring dreams about finding a new room in your house, only it's real life. Das it mane.
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post 1659898943 04-19-2022, 07:55 AM
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Truth. And now it's even more amplified thanks to remote work.
post 1659899293 04-19-2022, 08:01 AM
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The GOAT Pleasure is waking up to your alarm and realizing you don't have to work that day.
post 1659902683 04-19-2022, 09:03 AM
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Can relate. Had a gov job years ago and the bathroom was from the Stone Age. Finding out there was a new remodeled bathroom on the forest service’s floor was the goat
mo e
post 1659904783 04-19-2022, 09:42 AM
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The goat pleasure is the ability to have this thought process in the first place.

What kings we live like when we're not complaining about made up problems because life is so fking good and easy mode.
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post 1659905183 04-19-2022, 09:48 AM
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When I was in the office I always took my dumps on the 4th floor where all the HR and Payroll workers are. Only man up there was the manager of one of the departments so I could **** in peace, although once he walked in when I was in there and just left. I could sense the disappointment in his sigh.
post 1659905963 04-19-2022, 09:59 AM
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Yeah, I work(ed) in a really big building full of people and...gotdamn going into the high traffic (ie like the one closest by) is foul. Fukers non stop shytting and not courtesy flushing, it's like the air is saturated with shyt particles.

Finding one where you can actually take a shyt in peace is typically a monumental task there.
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too much real life

when i was still working in an office, this boomer co-worker would chit in the stall next to mine and would strike up conversations. was awkward but also really funny.

Love it when there's several people taking a dump and its dead silence until you hear someone's exhale of relief and subsequent splash sound, or when someone has those really pressurized shotgun chits
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When I worked in Providence, floor 2 up from us was vacant. Clean unused restroom every day. Smelled of Lestoil. Simple things, bruh, simple things.
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Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩
When I was in the office I always took my dumps on the 4th floor where all the HR and Payroll workers are. Only man up there was the manager of one of the departments so I could **** in peace, although once he walked in when I was in there and just left. I could sense the disappointment in his sigh.
I bet he was ****ing furious lol. The poop equivalent of blue balls. Poo balls? (No homo)
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