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post 1659993043 04-20-2022, 06:59 PM
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ask an HR Director anything about corp life

ask away
post 1659993333 04-20-2022, 07:04 PM
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What is the most drama filled coworkers banging story?
post 1659993383 04-20-2022, 07:05 PM
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Phuck. HR.

Condolences, man.

Thought you did something else.
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post 1659993483 04-20-2022, 07:06 PM
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post 1659993543 04-20-2022, 07:07 PM
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I had an accidental website incident while on company wifi, access required me to register in order to login and I have since been blocked. Should I expect a impending sit down with hr?
post 1659993583 04-20-2022, 07:08 PM
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What is the most hilarious story you have from firing someone?

Has anyone ever threatened to kill themselves because you fired them?

What is the most hilarious thing anyone has ever complained about?

Have you ever had to talk to someone about sexual harrassment?

inb4 OP is

post 1659993613 04-20-2022, 07:08 PM
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OP is a HR ****ggot
post 1659993703 04-20-2022, 07:10 PM
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i thought only women work in hr
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post 1659994183 04-20-2022, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
i thought only women work in hr
what if OP identified as a woman?

HR Directors are about as useless as a Diversity and Inclusion Director
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post 1659994533 04-20-2022, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
What is the most drama filled coworkers banging story?
Mid level manager is fuking half a dozen women at one of the sites. One of the side hoes gets mad at him and another of the whores, decides to call his wife and tells him he is fuking 1 of the other employees

wife shows up to the office rambo style and beats down the whore
post 1659994633 04-20-2022, 07:27 PM
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Imagine getting paid dollar bills to gossip all day. Fuark.

Still would not do.
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post 1659995113 04-20-2022, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
Mid level manager is fuking half a dozen women at one of the sites. One of the side hoes gets mad at him and another of the whores, decides to call his wife and tells him he is fuking 1 of the other employees

wife shows up to the office rambo style and beats down the whore
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post 1659995373 04-20-2022, 07:42 PM
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Do you also run a home owner's association too, OP?
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post 1659995483 04-20-2022, 07:44 PM
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how many men have you gotten fired for Sexual Harassment
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post 1659995653 04-20-2022, 07:47 PM
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More of a comment than a question


That Sauve2000 weirdo was insulting our great nation, he shall pay
post 1659996813 04-20-2022, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
Mid level manager is fuking half a dozen women at one of the sites. One of the side hoes gets mad at him and another of the whores, decides to call his wife and tells him he is fuking 1 of the other employees

wife shows up to the office rambo style and beats down the whore
the difference between ethnic womens
post 1659997043 04-20-2022, 08:21 PM
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Is there any truth to “the great resignation?” Are you getting less applicants these days? If so, is the company employing measures to lower standards or keep current employees?
post 1659997143 04-20-2022, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
ask away
Do you have a vagina?
post 1659997283 04-20-2022, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
My company just lost 80% of it's core engineering staff because they fired our founder then a bunch of people left.

I felt like I was being undervalued/paid so I asked for a promotion. Director agreed.

It's been 7 weeks now and they still haven't gotten back to me on the promotion, but the director has updated me every two weeks I've asked him saying they're working on it.

Why the fook is it taking so long?
he cucked you he realized you will work harder by dangling that carrot in front of you. he needs harder workers after most people left. you've prob already got more workload, and more responsibilities but without the pay. Hell with you working more at the same wage and everyone else off the books, his financials are probably looking good. He will get a fat bonus from the CEO. cucked.
post 1659997573 04-20-2022, 08:33 PM
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[QUOTE=TomWanks post_id=1659993583]What is the most hilarious story you have from firing someone?

Has anyone ever threatened to kill themselves because you fired them?

What is the most hilarious thing anyone has ever complained about?

Have you ever had to talk to someone about sexual harrassment?

inb4 OP is

[img]https://imgs.search.brave.com/s3yPjNUyuc5-nyg3vetTOGFkQzYOqs5odYSZMyJm8HI/rs:fit:1200:800:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4u/dm94LWNkbi5jb20v/dGh1bWJvci9mcnlK/Y3k4RW1ZS1lBZEhN/QWJuRy1weEFsZjQ9/LzB4MDoxNTU4eDk3/MC8xMjAweDgwMC9m/aWx0ZXJzOmZvY2Fs/KDY1NXgzNjE6OTAz/eDYwOSkvY2RuLnZv/eC1jZG4uY29tL3Vw/bG9hZHMvY2hvcnVz/X2ltYWdlL2ltYWdl/LzY0NjA5OTM4LzZl/MTNjNDU5MjguMC5q/cGVn[/img[/QUOTE]IT Indian clogged up the toilet and chit started to flow into the floor, creeping into the womens restroom, good times


[QUOTE=TomWanks post_id=1659993583]What is the most hilarious story you have from firing someone?

Has anyone ever threatened to kill themselves because you fired them?

What is the most hilarious thing anyone has ever complained about?

Have you ever had to talk to someone about sexual harrassment?

inb4 OP is

[img]https://imgs.search.brave.com/s3yPjNUyuc5-nyg3vetTOGFkQzYOqs5odYSZMyJm8HI/rs:fit:1200:800:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9jZG4u/dm94LWNkbi5jb20v/dGh1bWJvci9mcnlK/Y3k4RW1ZS1lBZEhN/QWJuRy1weEFsZjQ9/LzB4MDoxNTU4eDk3/MC8xMjAweDgwMC9m/aWx0ZXJzOmZvY2Fs/KDY1NXgzNjE6OTAz/eDYwOSkvY2RuLnZv/eC1jZG4uY29tL3Vw/bG9hZHMvY2hvcnVz/X2ltYWdlL2ltYWdl/LzY0NjA5OTM4LzZl/MTNjNDU5MjguMC5q/cGVn[/img[/QUOTE]IT Indian clogged up the toilet and chit started to flow into the floor, creeping into the womens restroom, good times


[QUOTE=SuperHercules post_id=1659995653]More of a comment than a question


That Sauve2000 weirdo was insulting our great nation, he shall pay[/QUOTE]suave2000 is a ped0phile, the real questions are why he is enabled to stay in this forum, why are u interacting with a ped0?
post 1660001603 04-20-2022, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
how about no.

I worked even less when I realized how long this was taking. I've literally been waking up at noon/2pm/3pm the past few weeks just checking emails and doing the bare minimum.

has nothing to do with cucking.
make sure they arent logging u, other wise u will be out of the door once the resignations settle
post 1660003883 04-21-2022, 12:19 AM
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Did not know that the cartel has an HR department
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post 1660014923 04-21-2022, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
how about no.

I worked even less when I realized how long this was taking. I've literally been waking up at noon/2pm/3pm the past few weeks just checking emails and doing the bare minimum.

has nothing to do with cucking.
He saw a guy who puts in the bare minimum and isnt worthy of a promotion, changed his mind and just hasnt told you yet.


cucked
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Imagine a Miscer being an HR director lmao.
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