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post 1660007123 04-21-2022, 04:30 AM
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I hate my dick

i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hand down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.
post 1660007173 04-21-2022, 04:32 AM
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your gf hates your dick
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post 1660007253 04-21-2022, 04:36 AM
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I don't have a bad sized dink. I'm guessing somewhere between Tuna and ProudManlet.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1660007303 04-21-2022, 04:37 AM
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Retired...no smartphone....no neighbors......just holes...
post 1660007523 04-21-2022, 04:51 AM
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Which miscer is this ^^^^^^ Obviously one of the top 5% in terms of looks.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1660007603 04-21-2022, 04:55 AM
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Account hacked?
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post 1660007623 04-21-2022, 04:58 AM
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Pics or negs
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post 1660008413 04-21-2022, 05:40 AM
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post 1660008533 04-21-2022, 05:44 AM
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Can I lick it?
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post 1660008573 04-21-2022, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Skeptical_Hippo⏩
i have a tiny dick and even smaller balls. the balls are above the dick also. the balls hand down around the dick like the ears on a basset hound. the dick stinks and i hate it. the balls do not smell. however, i also hate the balls. thank you.
I loe e.
post 1660008603 04-21-2022, 05:46 AM
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Sometimes when I'm jackin it my balls will get sucked up above my cawk
post 1660008923 04-21-2022, 05:59 AM
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I'm a little skeptical
post 1660009023 04-21-2022, 06:02 AM
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Its only upside down dink syndrome brah, nothing to worry about. It should go away on its own after 350 years.
post 1660010313 04-21-2022, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Its only upside down dink syndrome brah, nothing to worry about. It should go away on its own after 350 years.
Rotmaxxin is the cure for upside dick with cheese
post 1660010453 04-21-2022, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
I'm a little skeptical
not shocking
post 1660011053 04-21-2022, 07:07 AM
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Weren't you just talking bad about motorcycles? Now it's understandable.
post 1660011593 04-21-2022, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
Sometimes when I'm jackin it my balls will get sucked up above my cawk
legit lmao'd, I had that when I went in some cold af water srs
*htc*
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Always confuse to and too
Never gonna make it
Lets lurk
post 1660011813 04-21-2022, 07:26 AM
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5 inches is about average dude.
post 1660027513 04-21-2022, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
5 inches is about average dude.
3 inches is average
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