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Thread: I farted out of my penis, should I be worried?

post 1660009403 04-21-2022, 06:14 AM
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I farted out of my penis, should I be worried?

I went to take a piss earlier and before any liquid came out, my cawk made a squeaky hissing sound. I've never had this happen to me in life, pls help misc. It was almost like a mouse fart
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post 1660009473 04-21-2022, 06:16 AM
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post 1660010383 04-21-2022, 06:46 AM
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post 1660010403 04-21-2022, 06:49 AM
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I'm guessing your bf blew some air in to your cawk while he was zucking it earlier
post 1660010443 04-21-2022, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
It was almost like amousefart
lol
post 1660010613 04-21-2022, 06:54 AM
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LMAO!

That’s a queef!

Put that in your sig - “first man to queef”



You’re transgender now. LMAO!
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post 1660010813 04-21-2022, 06:59 AM
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Congrats on your first queef.

you're a woman no Harry.
post 1660011303 04-21-2022, 07:14 AM
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That’s a cweef.

Cock queef.
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post 1660013033 04-21-2022, 07:48 AM
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Will need video footage of event to make a diagnosis.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1660013093 04-21-2022, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
lol
elephant fart for you
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post 1660013173 04-21-2022, 07:50 AM
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that's a queef and you have a vagina not a penis
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post 1660014183 04-21-2022, 08:03 AM
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Did your boyfriend hear it?

Pop your winky in his mouth next time and see if his cheeks blow out like a balloon.
post 1660015903 04-21-2022, 08:27 AM
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legit puked out of my penis the other day, but I had been drinking heavily so I'm not too concerned
post 1660057473 04-21-2022, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted By yabrahbob⏩
elephant fart for you
Pipe's too big, not enough pressure to make a loud sound through a huge tube
Originally Posted By StrongFella⏩
that's a queef and you have a vagina not a penis
Maybe I'm the first guy to have a penis trumpet
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post 1660057723 04-21-2022, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By John$Galt⏩
legit puked out of my penis the other day, but I had been drinking heavily so I'm not too concerned
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post 1660057743 04-21-2022, 10:16 PM
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this nibba queefin

the end is near

post 1660059953 04-21-2022, 11:53 PM
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Cock it back like a nerf gun
Damn
post 1660060003 04-21-2022, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Cock it back like a nerf gun
Going to try to put a foam dart on my cawk later and try to shoot it at my wife's angus. Good thing my kids have plenty of nerf gun ammo laying around.
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post 1660060213 04-22-2022, 12:04 AM
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My penis yawned the other day, but I was tired so it's probably normal
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post 1660060403 04-22-2022, 12:12 AM
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My penis robbed a grocery store at gunpoint last week, but I’ve been going to sunbeds recently and it’s a lot darker than before so it’s probably normal.
post 1660060463 04-22-2022, 12:14 AM
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Lost it at mouse fart. Lmao

Had a mouse as a kid and never once did I hear him fart. You've got good hearing brah.
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post 1660060633 04-22-2022, 12:21 AM
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unrelated but i remember when i was in middle school another kid told me if a girl blows into your dick it would kill you instantly
post 1660061243 04-22-2022, 12:46 AM
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Next time take a picture so we can better evaluate this phenomenon.
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