Dude was twitchy as fk and had deep scabs up his arms and when I asked him about them he said it was from gardening (which was total bs). Obviously on some heavy chit but he did the job relatively fast and half the price of anyone else.

I was moving some stuff in my bedroom and throwing covers over my furniture and without hesitating he jumped up on my bed, stood on my pillow in his sweaty filthy fking socks to paint the window frame. I immediately told him to gtfo, took my pillows off and threw a cover over my bed. He also brought his radio on the first day and played some loud gangster rap songs full of swearing and chit with my kid in the house lmao. Again I had to pull him up as I don't expose my child to degeneracy.

The sheer lack of self awareness this guy had was mind blowing. Mid 30s and had a Mr Burns hair cut, grew the sides out and combed it neatly while being near slick bald on top. On the TV an ad for Keeps played and he told me he tried it but it didn't work and said he simply just had too much testosterone which is why people bald. I almost burst out laughing but stopped myself because I genuinely felt bad for the guy.

Is there any bigger cope than baldcels thinking they have too much test?

all painters are huffers/tweakers srs

my goal physique is "starved roofer"

From my experience roofers are chronic drinkers. Bring a carton in the morning, spend all day up on the roof sizzling and rehydrating with alcohol.

What he said is actually true, but he's purposely withholding the specifics of the science. He has more test, but it's free test aka test which does literally nothing other than make you bald lol.
Should've told him you'll pay him in chalk because he looks like a cue ball.

hnnngggg

You can have very little test and still bald simply because your hair follicles are sensitive to DHT. Vice versa you can have unnatural high test levels and be Norwood 0. High test doesn't cause balding. Sensitivity to DHT causes balding.

DHT is typically higher in men with higher free test, but DHT does nothing for you post puberty, hence why men who take fin/dut don't turn into women