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Having an android phone is a turn off to sloots.
After smashing a few sloots over the years, many have said they almost didn't see me because of my green bubbles. Ded fkn srs.
Discuss.
Discuss.
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04-24-2022, 09:46 AM
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Maybe that's because they don't know how to change the camera setting on an Android phone to "Panoramic" when they need to take a selfie.
04-24-2022, 09:49 AM
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switched to iphone in 2020 after 10 years of using exclusively android phones, and i'm never going back srs
i think apple makes regular text message bubbles this ugly shade of bright green on purpose
i think apple makes regular text message bubbles this ugly shade of bright green on purpose
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this gay guy at work says he likes apple better because of their allegedly stronger policies towards user privacy than google
he uses his phone to look at chinese spyware data collector app Tik Tok
lmao
he uses his phone to look at chinese spyware data collector app Tik Tok
lmao
04-24-2022, 09:53 AM
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Eve was fooled by the Devil and eat the Apple, sharing it with Adam and turning him into a cuck to be tormented for all time.
Remember that the next time some sloot tempts you into partaking of Apple.
Remember that the next time some sloot tempts you into partaking of Apple.
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
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Originally Posted By psai⏩
oof.switched to iphone in 2020 after 10 years of using exclusively android phones, and i'm never going back srs
i think apple makes regular text message bubbles this ugly shade of bright green on purpose
i think apple makes regular text message bubbles this ugly shade of bright green on purpose
I usually feel like it's a badge of honor but lately I think I've lost out on some prime poocy because of having a droid.
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04-24-2022, 09:57 AM
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Yeah, but this only applies to the outstandingly childish sloots.
Back in 2016ish I was at church talking to my old crush and her sisters. I'm hyping up my new phone and they're all like "Oh cool lets see it Voidgaze!"
So I pull out my brand new Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and they all go "...Ohhhh..." in unison. They were literally put off due to the fact that I didn't own the status icon they had. Which probably one of the MANY reasons I never got my oneitis. True story.
Call me poor, whatever. Only a certified retard would drop $1000 on a new mobile device.
Back in 2016ish I was at church talking to my old crush and her sisters. I'm hyping up my new phone and they're all like "Oh cool lets see it Voidgaze!"
So I pull out my brand new Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and they all go "...Ohhhh..." in unison. They were literally put off due to the fact that I didn't own the status icon they had. Which probably one of the MANY reasons I never got my oneitis. True story.
Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
This.Maybe that's because they don't know how to change the camera setting on an Android phone to "Panoramic" when they need to take a selfie.
Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
And this.Moon lands on man
Everybody that’s ever used tinder knows this
Everybody that’s ever used tinder knows this
Call me poor, whatever. Only a certified retard would drop $1000 on a new mobile device.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
majority of population would be certifiably retarded...checks out, srs.Yeah, but this only applies to the outstandingly childish sloots.
Back in 2016ish I was at church talking to my old crush and her sisters. I'm hyping up my new phone and they're all like "Oh cool lets see it Voidgaze!"
So I pull out my brand new Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and they all go "...Ohhhh..." in unison. True story.
This.
And this.
Call me poor, whatever.Only a certified retard would drop $1000 on a new mobile device.
Back in 2016ish I was at church talking to my old crush and her sisters. I'm hyping up my new phone and they're all like "Oh cool lets see it Voidgaze!"
So I pull out my brand new Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge and they all go "...Ohhhh..." in unison. True story.
This.
And this.
Call me poor, whatever.Only a certified retard would drop $1000 on a new mobile device.
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04-24-2022, 10:07 AM
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sloots owning iphones is a turnoff to me
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04-24-2022, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By TealCat⏩
lol android phones are cool and all, but i had already been using a mac for years and was tired of samsung's chit so i finally made the leap a couple of years ago. most girls use iphones too so it worked out pretty well in that regard.oof.
I usually feel like it's a badge of honor but lately I think I've lost out on some prime poocy because of having a droid.
I usually feel like it's a badge of honor but lately I think I've lost out on some prime poocy because of having a droid.
Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
nah, nothing wrong with spending $1000+ on a new phone as long as you're getting good use out of it. i've always preferred buying the best and shiniest phone, but then keeping it for 3-4 years. also flagship phones age much better than mid-tier or cheaper phones, and flagship iphones in particular hold their value pretty well.Call me poor, whatever. Only a certified retard would drop $1000 on a new mobile device.
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04-24-2022, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By psai⏩
That's all fine and dandy.nah, nothing wrong with spending $1000+ on a new phone as long as you're getting good use out of it.
It's just interested that the same people spending the cash on new devices are the same demographic complaining about COL while making sub $30k.
04-24-2022, 10:19 AM
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ive literally never had a sloot say anything.
have an android since like 2010. i had an iphone 4s as a replacement when i dropped a weight on my razr, but have androids since then
my note 10+ was like 1200 or 1500 when it first came out. more expensive than the iphone at the time
so, it's about having the same phone as they do (or lots of people do. lol)?
if i ever heard a sloot say that, i'd prob break it off. if for sex then whatever
have an android since like 2010. i had an iphone 4s as a replacement when i dropped a weight on my razr, but have androids since then
my note 10+ was like 1200 or 1500 when it first came out. more expensive than the iphone at the time
so, it's about having the same phone as they do (or lots of people do. lol)?
if i ever heard a sloot say that, i'd prob break it off. if for sex then whatever
04-24-2022, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
Agreed but it's a woman's world when it comes to getting laid.sloots owning iphones is a turnoff to me
As much as I hate it, driving a certain car or having a certain phone and living in a certain place and doing a certain kind of job all matter.
Doesn't matter if you're debt-free and make the most of your dollar but if you're not a high-roller or able to give off the appearance of it then it's pretty chitty out here.
It's vain as fuk but it is what it is I guess.
If I had a spine I wouldn't change for them but I have to play the hand I was dealt best I can.
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04-24-2022, 10:31 AM
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Agreed. Nothing Dries a sloot faster then a green bubble or hearing somebody ramble on about their galaxy star system notepad 3.
See below for PRIME example of what I mean about how fast they dry up having to listen to you ramble about non-sense to cope with not having an iPhone.
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It's funny because Android has superior tech. My last two phones have been iPhones, they're fukking garbage. Apple is such trash in comparison to my old cheap-o Androids that had a longer battery life and didn't constantly harass me for an Apple ID login every day. And now you can't remove the batteries, only one port / no more headphone jack. iPhone is absolute trash.
Those sloots had to be retards to base any sort of opinion on someone over the color of their text bubbles.
Those sloots had to be retards to base any sort of opinion on someone over the color of their text bubbles.
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Also Applethis gay guy at work says he likes apple better because of their allegedly stronger policies towards user privacy than google
he uses his phone to look at chinese spyware data collector app Tik Tok
lmao
he uses his phone to look at chinese spyware data collector app Tik Tok
lmao
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/05/t...s-privacy.html
Apple on Thursday unveiled changes to iPhones designed to catch cases of child sexual abuse, a move that is likely to please parents and the police but that was already worrying privacy watchdogs.
Later this year, iPhones will begin using complex technology to spot images of child sexual abuse, commonly known as child pornography, that users upload to Apple’s iCloud storage service, the company said. Apple also said it would soon let parents turn on a feature that can flag when their children send or receive any nude photos in a text message.
Later this year, iPhones will begin using complex technology to spot images of child sexual abuse, commonly known as child pornography, that users upload to Apple’s iCloud storage service, the company said. Apple also said it would soon let parents turn on a feature that can flag when their children send or receive any nude photos in a text message.
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04-24-2022, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
Povertycel detectedIt's funny because Android has superior tech. My last two phones have been iPhones, they're fukking garbage. Apple is such trash in comparison to my old cheap-o Androids that had a longer battery life and didn't constantly harass me for an Apple ID login every day. And now you can't remove the batteries, only one port / no more headphone jack. iPhone is absolute trash.
Those sloots had to be retards to base any sort of opinion on someone over the color of their text bubbles.
Those sloots had to be retards to base any sort of opinion on someone over the color of their text bubbles.
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I thought the whole "women next men who use Android" was just some ****gy time misc meme.
tbh I still think that way.
tbh I still think that way.
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
i could see the most basic of basic sloots saying thatI thought the whole "women next men who use Android" was just some ****gy time misc meme.
tbh I still think that way.
tbh I still think that way.
but i do have a hard time imagining its hampered anybody they were interested in
04-24-2022, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By TealCat⏩
I'm sure it's your phone that's the problem brah.I still bang hot bishes but not often as I'd like to.
phone > height > face > physique > status > income
Everyone knows that.
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It's just one of many excuses they use to filter out ugly dudes and manlets.
Never had a sloot complain about my phone, even when I've been using budget ones
Never had a sloot complain about my phone, even when I've been using budget ones
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Imagine believing this is the reason when girls ghost you
Absolute lol
Chads could have a Nokia 3210 and still get instant replies
Absolute lol
Chads could have a Nokia 3210 and still get instant replies
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