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post 1660291453 04-26-2022, 10:38 AM
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Mum gets ruler tattooed on her arm to measure penis sizes (PICS)

- Tracy Flaps, a model from Buckinghamshire, has over 70 tattoos but her latest addition has already caused a stir - a ruler on her wrist for measuring the length of meat pistons

- Explaining why she got it done, she said: “I love that I can now know the exact measurements of what I enjoy so much. Sucking and bouncing on flesh flutes. I love it. It's a talking point and I also think it will be incredibly useful in all aspects of life, such as DIY"

- “The only question is… do I extend my dots from my thumb to my index finger next so that I can discreetly measure girth at the same time?"

- “My daughter was like ‘Oh my god Mum, is that what I think it is?’ I laughed, measured a cucumber, then started gagging on it ‘What? It's practical. This cucumber is 8 inches and covered in saliva!’ her face was priceless"

- The self-described sex addict said her new tattoo was not to compare or judge men for the size of their private parts "For me, knowing a guy's peepee size isn’t about judging or comparing him to others, it’s the finer details that make the experience all the more exciting for me"







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post 1660291583 04-26-2022, 10:39 AM
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the tattoo is somehow more tasteful than her manicure
post 1660291823 04-26-2022, 10:43 AM
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post 1660291843 04-26-2022, 10:44 AM
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With a personal best of 11 rolls between the sheets in one day, Tracy has a high sex drive and knows exactly what she's looking for in a prospective partner.

The former Page Three girl added: "Being single and online dating at present, there seems to be a massive energy around the height of guys as every girl daydreams of a 6ft+ Prince in shining armour to sweep her off of her feet, whereas in all honesty, I dream of a 6”+ Prince instead!"

Tracy was inspired after going on a date with a man who didn't know his size
post 1660291883 04-26-2022, 10:44 AM
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post 1660291943 04-26-2022, 10:45 AM
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Tracy Flaps...Lmao you can't make this chit up
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post 1660291953 04-26-2022, 10:45 AM
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Cuckinghamshireton LMFAO. Bet she's got some big nasty flaps
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post 1660292013 04-26-2022, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Tracy Flaps...Lmao you can't make this chit up
Woodn't flap to her flaps. groce
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post 1660292033 04-26-2022, 10:46 AM
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post 1660292183 04-26-2022, 10:48 AM
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post 1660295173 04-26-2022, 11:42 AM
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Tracy Flaps, oh lawd.

"bouncing on flesh flutes" Do people in the UK actually talk like that or is it just written that way to make it sound more ridiculous?
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post 1660295243 04-26-2022, 11:43 AM
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that's enough misc for me for today
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
the tattoo is somehow more tasteful than her
ftfy.
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post 1660295383 04-26-2022, 11:46 AM
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post 1660295443 04-26-2022, 11:47 AM
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It's not designed to measure BPEL, the only scientifically accepted valid measurement. Fail.
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post 1660295503 04-26-2022, 11:48 AM
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but what if someone’s longer than her forearm?






asking for a friend
post 1660295633 04-26-2022, 11:50 AM
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Tracy Flaps, meat pistons, flesh flutes
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post 1660295733 04-26-2022, 11:52 AM
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The most offensive thing of the entire post is actually the fact that they refer to that sloot as a "model".
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The Queen of Sloot Tattoos.

No measurement for girth unless that's what's on her hand.
Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
but what if someone’s longer than her forearm?






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I think you win a prize. I mean.... your friend.
post 1660295873 04-26-2022, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
but what if someone’s longer than her forearm?






asking for a friend
Don't worry, she can handle a fuel truck in that grand canyon of hers and barely feel it.
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post 1660295923 04-26-2022, 11:56 AM
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Sex addict Tracy Flaps

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Edit: Wait, OP is joshing us
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Originally Posted By mryamamoto⏩
Do you get one of these, when someone types the words "dick/penis" in misc? Asking for myself..
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fukking lmfao
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- “My daughter was like ‘Oh my god Mum, is that what I think it is?’ I laughed, measured a cucumber, then started gagging on it ‘What? It's practical. This cucumber is 8 inches and covered in saliva!’ her face was priceless"




What a vile human being
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Imagine the smell.
A woman with 70 tattoos done and bolt-ons has definitely had her roast beef Flaps trimmed too. I get a feeling she doesn't work a 9-5 job.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
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Coincidentally I have an 11" ruler tattooed on my penis to measure flaps.
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Whole thread has me in tears


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brb, getting a scale installed on my feet. It's not to judge women on their weight, it's the details that make it lulzy for me.
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