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post 1660308793 04-26-2022, 04:10 PM
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What would you do if you accidentally fukked your cousin like this ****ggot???

My bud owns a painting company. Sent me this message today:

Monday
Worker: Had a great weekend boys. Met and banged a hot chick!

My buddy: Awesome man!


Tuesday (today)
My buddy to worker: Hey, why so moody today?

Worker: Remember the hot chick? Well, turns out she was my cousin...






Also, buddy informed me this dude always brags about being raw dog or nah dog crew, and this girl was no exception.


Lulz all around lmao.
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post 1660309003 04-26-2022, 04:15 PM
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post 1660309093 04-26-2022, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By RichH0mieQuan⏩
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Would you tell you tradie boss and coworkers to be forever roasted though?
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post 1660309163 04-26-2022, 04:18 PM
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They had an app in Iceland that would tell people how closely related they are because it was a legitimate cause for concern in such a small population
post 1660309173 04-26-2022, 04:18 PM
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I'd probably keep it to myself but not really feel that bad about it.
post 1660309213 04-26-2022, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
They had an app in Iceland that would tell people how closely related they are because it was a legitimate cause for concern in such a small population
Can confirm.

In a small town like this, the odds are much higher of randomly fukking a family member I guess.


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post 1660309263 04-26-2022, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
I'd probably keep it to myself but not really feel that bad about it.
I have lots of family in Holland.

I would have to be careful over there I guess...
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post 1660309293 04-26-2022, 04:21 PM
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If he didn’t tell it didn’t happen nomsaiyin

But now he’s going to get reminded he ****ed his cousin at least a few times a year for the rest of his life
post 1660309313 04-26-2022, 04:21 PM
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do it again. we're in Alabama baby

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post 1660309343 04-26-2022, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Would you tell you tradie boss and coworkers to be forever roasted though?
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post 1660309383 04-26-2022, 04:23 PM
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Nothing like cousins sex... feels great "srs"
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post 1660309413 04-26-2022, 04:23 PM
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Thats my fetish.
post 1660309503 04-26-2022, 04:25 PM
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Fuk that

If I'm gonna fuk my cousin, it's gonna be on purpose!
post 1660309513 04-26-2022, 04:25 PM
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post 1660309543 04-26-2022, 04:26 PM
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post 1660309553 04-26-2022, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
misc knows no limits.


This is how i know im in the right place.
post 1660309583 04-26-2022, 04:27 PM
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post 1660309593 04-26-2022, 04:28 PM
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I mean, if I didn't know her, I have a cousin thats a smoke show...
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post 1660309623 04-26-2022, 04:28 PM
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Don't have any hot cousins that I know of so I can't relate
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post 1660309683 04-26-2022, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Best I can do is screenshot the convo. I dont even know the guy.
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post 1660309753 04-26-2022, 04:29 PM
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I'd definitely fuk cousins but most of them were/are 15 years older than me. Some of their kids are my age and I'd definitely smash but i never met most of them. Only a few are bangable. Funny i have a close family w siblings but as far as cousins, we hardly see each other. I couldn't tell you half their names. Like 30 of them srs
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post 1660310253 04-26-2022, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
I mean, if I didn't know her, I have a cousin thats a smoke show...
post 1660310373 04-26-2022, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
I have lots of family in Holland.

I would have to be careful over there I guess...
I'm not careful in the Netherlands and I have plenty of family there myself.
Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
I mean, if I didn't know her, I have a cousin thats a smoke show...
Starting to feel that rural Canada is just Alabama with snow.
post 1660310453 04-26-2022, 04:45 PM
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That would make me even more attracted to her (Srs)
post 1660310553 04-26-2022, 04:46 PM
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Inb4 op is the ‘worker’
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post 1660310573 04-26-2022, 04:46 PM
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would post pics on the misc and continue to fuark
post 1660310583 04-26-2022, 04:46 PM
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As long as you aren't trying to get her pregnant what's the issue?
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Might as well keep it in the family.

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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
My bud owns a painting company. Sent me this message today:

Monday
Worker: Had a great weekend boys. Met and banged a hot chick!

My buddy: Awesome man!


Tuesday (today)
My buddy to worker: Hey, why so moody today?

Worker: Remember the hot chick? Well, turns out she was my cousin...






Also, buddy informed me this dude always brags about being raw dog or nah dog crew, and this girl was no exception.


Lulz all around lmao.
aren't all of you french canadians related anyway?
post 1660310673 04-26-2022, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By RichH0mieQuan⏩
Smash again (srs)
like first cousins? cause i can't imagine not knowing a first cousin... all that removed, twice removed ****... doesn't count. thats basically a random bitch at that time
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