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Thread: What would you do if you accidentally fukked your cousin like this ****ggot???

post 1660310953 04-26-2022, 04:53 PM
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you should never do it doggy style, because

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post 1660311513 04-26-2022, 05:03 PM
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That feeling when no hot cousins
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post 1660311533 04-26-2022, 05:04 PM
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In many Asian countries you have to check your lineage before you fuk someone because so many people share the same last name.
post 1660311933 04-26-2022, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By saltypits⏩
In many Asian countries you have to check your lineage before you fuk someone because so many people share the same last name.
and look the same
post 1660312053 04-26-2022, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By TonyTriangles⏩
you should never do it doggy style, because

Lol
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post 1660312323 04-26-2022, 05:20 PM
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post 1660313053 04-26-2022, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By saltypits⏩
In many Asian countries you have to check your lineage before you fuk someone because so many people share the same last name.
i knew a guy from guam that smashed a second cousin. he was raised on the mainland and never met his family there. he joined the military and got stationed there; when he arrived, he went to some of the clubs, met a chick and they banged in his hotel room all weekend. the following weekend, his relatives throw a welcoming party she was there....
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post 1660313273 04-26-2022, 05:40 PM
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How do you accidentally fukk your cousin and find out right away? (Ded fkn Srs)
post 1660313703 04-26-2022, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
is it pretty bad to bang your first cousin? srs

pretty sure one of my first cousins wanted to do stuff but I never made a move.
I always thought so, but I guess misc is saying otherwise
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post 1660313793 04-26-2022, 05:54 PM
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Back in my tradie youth days I worked with a guy who was missing one of his testicles because he claimed a swan bit it off

He also drank like six bottles of robitussin before work each day

Oh and he would also random walk up behind fat women when waiting in lines and loudly say UGH DID YOUR CLAM BURP
post 1660313823 04-26-2022, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
I always thought so, but I guess misc is saying otherwise
Misc is an Indian forum. First cousin marriage is like 10-20% in India.
post 1660313903 04-26-2022, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
They had an app in Iceland that would tell people how closely related they are because it was a legitimate cause for concern in such a small population
That’s wild srs


Would totally wife up an Icelandic princess doe
post 1660313913 04-26-2022, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
My bud owns a painting company. Sent me this message today:

Monday
Worker: Had a great weekend boys. Met and banged a hot chick!

My buddy: Awesome man!


Tuesday (today)
My buddy to worker: Hey, why so moody today?

Worker: Remember the hot chick? Well, turns out she was my cousin...

Also, buddy informed me this dude always brags about being raw dog or nah dog crew, and this girl was no exception.


Lulz all around lmao.
tradies will f**k anything - bloatqueens, trannies, and even their own cousins/sisters.
post 1660314013 04-26-2022, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
Misc is an Indian forum. First cousin marriage is like 10-20% in India.
This is a GAY Indian forum and men cannot impregnate other men. So your post is irrelevant.
post 1660314083 04-26-2022, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
Back in my tradie youth days I worked with a guy who was missing one of his testicles because he claimed a swan bit it off
I didn't need to read any more than this.


God damn lmao
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post 1660314403 04-26-2022, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
This is a GAY Indian forum and men cannot impregnate other men. So your post is irrelevant.
you're not wrong...

post 1660314653 04-26-2022, 06:15 PM
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Kick them in the nuts until unrelated.
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post 1660314983 04-26-2022, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Don't have any hot cousins that I know of so I can't relate
This plus I know my cousins to well for that to ever happen.
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post 1660315193 04-26-2022, 06:27 PM
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would never have told my coworkers/10
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post 1660315403 04-26-2022, 06:31 PM
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Nothing wrong with that tbh
post 1660315423 04-26-2022, 06:31 PM
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Somebody’s gonna be fukking her, might as well be him


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post 1660315553 04-26-2022, 06:34 PM
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post 1660315613 04-26-2022, 06:36 PM
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post 1660315743 04-26-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Would you tell you tradie boss and coworkers to be forever roasted though?
they aren't just his co-workers.
they are his family.

people who work hard together form a bond you don't see often in an office.
post 1660315873 04-26-2022, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget⏩
they aren't just his co-workers.
they are his family.
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So...what your saying is, they are fukkable then?
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post 1660315923 04-26-2022, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Nothing wrong with that tbh
Actually?


Seems like it being taboo or not is a regional thing.


Here it's very looked down upon.
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post 1660315973 04-26-2022, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Smithers115⏩
would never have told my coworkers/10
The important question is whether you'd have made a misc thread about it.
post 1660316003 04-26-2022, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By TonyTriangles⏩
you should never do it doggy style, because

nice.
i heard from a friend who said she had a friend who banged her half brother unknowingly.
she had no idea her dad had a kid with someone else or an affair and whenever she visited him the dude was there doing yard work and maint and chit around the house.
father never told either of them they had a sibling.
One day she stopped by and dad wasn't home.
but big brother was.....

this was early 90's so degenerates were still degenerating back then.
if it's even true.
post 1660316043 04-26-2022, 06:48 PM
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not even gonna neg u because your reps are high but kind of lame with zero pics man
post 1660316843 04-26-2022, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc⏩
not even gonna neg u because your reps are high but kind of lame with zero pics man
I mean, go ahead if it makes you feel better, but would a screenshot of the message really have made this thread experience better?

I don't know the fella or the sloot involved.


But I'm curious now...dude has 3 kids with 3 different sloots and recently almost had a 4th with another sloot.

I'm curious what he thinks a "hot chick" is tbh
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