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Thread: You should always cheat on your girlfriend

post 1660638353 05-03-2022, 01:11 AM
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You should always cheat on your girlfriend

ded fukn srs

imagine 2 years down the line she cheats on you, you gonna sit there like a faithful loser or tell her you also cheated from the very beginning and turn her into a complete clown?

having that knowledge that you can and did **** other girls basically eviscerates any insecurities you might have about her. she cheated? Its cool, you cheated 3 years ago.

She's going on a spring break trip without you? It's cool, you ****ed 2 girls last month lol you faithful nerds mad?

post 1660638413 05-03-2022, 01:13 AM
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Sure why not
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post 1660638523 05-03-2022, 01:15 AM
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It's not possible to cheat on a "girlfriend".

If you're not married, then you're legally considered to be single.
post 1660638653 05-03-2022, 01:19 AM
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Miscers go into relationships with sloots gon sloot mentality, self-sabotage their relationships because of said toxic mentality, and end up blaming the sloots for defiling said toxic relationships. Classic Misc. Bunch of returds.
post 1660638743 05-03-2022, 01:22 AM
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I think a class arrangement makes the most sense.

Just don't cheat with anyone you need to deal with elsewhere.
post 1660638933 05-03-2022, 01:29 AM
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haha i laughed out loud reading your post OP
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post 1660638943 05-03-2022, 01:30 AM
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Its not about "1 upping" a Sloot.

Its about being a man: 1) having integrity and 2) ability to refrain from emotional sloot reasoning.
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post 1660639983 05-03-2022, 02:23 AM
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post 1660640163 05-03-2022, 02:35 AM
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I only date girls who cut the fat off their steak as it is supremely feminine
Damn
post 1660640233 05-03-2022, 02:39 AM
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Why even ask her out in the first place then? Not having her on lock while staying single is also beta
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post 1660640403 05-03-2022, 02:46 AM
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No.
post 1660640863 05-03-2022, 03:31 AM
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post 1660642003 05-03-2022, 04:58 AM
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If one thinks every girl will cheat on you, why even let the relationship last 2 years. With that kind of mentality move onto a new one as soon as it starts to get stale, or don't even go official.
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post 1660642263 05-03-2022, 05:08 AM
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What is this girlfriend nonsense? You have a wife or you have a whore.
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post 1660642283 05-03-2022, 05:12 AM
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how can she cheat when she is locked in the basement?
post 1660642293 05-03-2022, 05:12 AM
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Make sure you cheat with a man (no homo). That’ll really piss her off.
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post 1660655633 05-03-2022, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
I only date girls who cut the fat off their steak as it is supremely feminine
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Originally Posted By khatskevitch⏩
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Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
If one thinks every girl will cheat on you, why even let the relationship last 2 years. With that kind of mentality move onto a new one as soon as it starts to get stale, or don't even go official.
\Nah man, its like insurance. You do it just in case. Not because you assume it will happen
post 1660656103 05-03-2022, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
tried to have sex with my gf this morning, was like trying to hammer a nail in to a two by four with my pinky toe

so it did not happen

i think im safe
Cheat lol what on earth are you waiting for
post 1660658523 05-03-2022, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By simonsaysgoham⏩
Why even ask her out in the first place then? Not having her on lock while staying single is also beta
There are benefits to a relationship lol don't be silly.
post 1660658893 05-03-2022, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
I only date girls who cut the fat off their steak as it is supremely feminine
I prefer healthy girls who eat lots of animal fats.
post 1660673683 05-03-2022, 03:40 PM
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ded fkn srs
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
This

You should always be loyal in a relationship. If you get cheated on just end it.
go back to your home on whore island
Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
how can she cheat when she is locked in the basement?
this is the only acceptable answer ded fkn srs
Cope first, cope hard, no realtea
post 1660673933 05-03-2022, 03:45 PM
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I am not going to hope she cheats on me, I expected she done it already. Which is why you one up her by fuking her friend, mom, sister and just for kicks if you are into domination, her dad as well.

Then at the end, she will quickly realize, this isn't my final form either.
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Lol
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If you got your chit together she wouldn't be cheating on you.

That's the number one reason why womin cheat - not having your chit together. They can smell it from a mile away.
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might as well, shes not yours its just your turn. so when she dumps you for someone else what good did it do you to be an obedient little cuck the entire time. or if you banged some side ass you didnt miss out for nothing.
post 1660971083 05-09-2022, 12:21 AM
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That’s why they call me the pussy crook

I don’t get into relationships and just smash married and committed bishes
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