Guy doctor stretched my GF dilated poosie during labor. I'm Phucking livid

05-04-2022, 04:42 AM

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#31

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Originally Posted By Better

Hello, I'm the angus inspect here to probe your wife's rectum for any tears post birth. Please leave the room or sit in a corner and watch.

"mmmm ok bb *licks chops* we almost rdy hehe plz spread those delicious legs for me"

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05-04-2022, 04:57 AM

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misc insecurity strikes again

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
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05-04-2022, 05:18 AM

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05-04-2022, 05:20 AM

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#34

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Your wife passed a human head through there and you're worried about 3 fingers?

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05-04-2022, 05:25 AM

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#35

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does it matter? her pussy is ruined. she might as well have been on blacked.

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05-04-2022, 05:37 AM

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-having a kid with a gf

also, negged. obviously.

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05-04-2022, 05:39 AM

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Pics of gf’s dilated pussy?

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05-04-2022, 05:52 AM

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#38

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Originally Posted By Ikeman83⏩

Your wife passed a human head through there and you're worried about 3 fingers?

Damn, OP got cucked by the doctor and kid on the same day

It's over boyo

05-04-2022, 06:51 AM

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#39

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Originally Posted By CaseinPoint⏩

Damn, OP got cucked by the doctor and kid on the same day

It's over boyo

Next threads on misc front page:

Is it technically incest if gf gives birth to a son? (srs - penis will touch them sugar walls GTFIH)

Ask a guy who gets cucked by a 2 day old newborn anything (gets more action than me and sucks them teds on the reg FEELSBATMAN.JPEG)

Is it gay to change my son's diaper? SRS thread is fkn SRS

ITT: take a look at this chastity belt onesie I just got my newborn sloot daughter (pics inside)

TFW newborn son has a bigger cawk than you do (srs) (very unsettling)

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

05-04-2022, 07:01 AM

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05-04-2022, 07:11 AM

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Can confirm. I am doctor…in all honesty OP I could have backed my Range Rover into that sl00t.

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05-04-2022, 07:26 AM

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#42

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You could have avoided all of this by giving her a perineal massage every night but nooooooooooo

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05-04-2022, 07:59 AM

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#43

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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩

Can confirm. I am doctor…in all honesty OP I could have backed my Range Rover into that sl00t.

I can confirm, I am IV drip.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

05-04-2022, 08:04 AM

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#44

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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩

No this happened 1 1/2 years ago and it still pisses me off

Then do an at home birth and tell the hospitals to fuk off.

05-04-2022, 08:20 AM

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#45

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Originally Posted By Ikeman83⏩

Your wife passed a human head through there and you're worried about 3 fingers?

this is in family pussy. no outsiders are allowed to touch only family

05-04-2022, 08:26 AM

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Just imagine op she only got pregnant just so she could experience this. Sloots finna etc.

05-04-2022, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩

fkn lol she couldn't even feel 3 fingers, how did your pencil dick even impregnate her

That chit was dilated retard. I could fit my head in there if I wanted to.

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05-04-2022, 12:35 PM

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05-04-2022, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩

-having a kid with a gf

also, negged. obviously.

We been together for 7 years Bich. You wouldn't dare speak to me like that irl.

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