Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.

Courtney Ryan is my oneitis

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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

lol this. Who hates him? Dude is positive, has a great physique for his age, is active, makes nice threads, etc.

I love you my friend. Right back at you, your passion for art and lifting!!

Originally Posted By EiFit91⏩

^ This. Good dude, very positive contribution to the forum. Didn't know anyone disliked him here.

Thank you, brother!!

Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩

lol who hates sam? Seen more than one callout though so guess thats miscers for you, we can be bitter about anything or anyone.

Much obliged, my old friend! Means a lot!! *bow*

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

Miserable people with poor coping skills tend to want to bring everyone else around them down to their level. They can't handle that some people are well-adjusted and positive and will go out of their way to try and disparage them. It's really sad and pathetic.

Amen to that! Exactly that.

Originally Posted By TonyTriangles⏩

he probably sleeps well after showering in their tears

I must admit, sometimes...yes.

******************

Contrary to what you may think, neither I'm positive all the time nor nice to everyone.

I am nice only to my dear friends, good miscers and people kind to me.

To those haters, I'm their worst nightmare. j/k

--------------------

After I take my shower, I'll post a res to every one of you, my good friends!

You will be never forgotten! I'll be back!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

^^

Sounds a lot like how I taught myself English. Much like yourself, English isn't my first language

Watching Ninja Turtles on TV, playing The Legend of Zelda, watching English movies, reading Goosebumps books eventually. It was a process. Took a few years and was pretty rusty for a while, but now it has since become my primary language

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩

Rep sam on site crew

Right back at you, my friend!

Originally Posted By Broady78⏩

Few haters..He's a awesome guy...

Thank you very much, man!!

Originally Posted By NosyJossie⏩

Haters gonna hate srs.

Thanks all for Samraiswis's support srs

Thanks brother!

Can I hug you? When you'd be here in Japan, call me, drinks on me!!

Originally Posted By EDcellent⏩

The man is an absolute unit, and is genuinely a nice guy. Would rep IRL.

Likewise, my friend! Take care!!

Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩

Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩

he goes to the park and has his boyfriend photograph him doing fu fu kicksin short shorts


disgusting there are children that go to that park and this old man is there prancing aroundin short shorts

Lol you're about to be ethered by Sam ONCE AGAIN just lmao he's bringing the smoke.

Thanks my friend for your support!

LOL, elterrible doesn't know about "running shorts" because he always runs naked, like pigs always do.



Damn right, I always take my photos during jogging, therefore I wear "running shorts."

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig

Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩

Nice description

Thanks for joining brother.

Indeed, lightsarefallin has an artist's mind.

Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩

Brad banned right now, must be ITT seething hard that he can't post.

I miss him a lot, free Brad!!

Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩

Negged

Good and thanks my friend.

elterrible is always rep begging, when I stopped rep back because of his sh*t posts against my friends he went berzerk against me.

Once a beggar always a beggar, he has no pride.

Originally Posted By Mr.PissShivers⏩

Great guy, movie guy!

Right back at you, my best movie friend!!

Originally Posted By sf813⏩

Samraiwise repped me once with a nice comment supporting our Asian brotherhood

It brought a tear to my eye

Hey, thanks, will rep on recharge, my friendly neighbor!!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

Cook the man some eggs!

worse things happen at sea

I loe e.

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig

Originally Posted By Bando⏩

I can't remember the year, 57th parallel 1800 hours, 2 clicks north of a hot LZ.

We were about to get overcome, they blew all our wires and all I heard were whistles and boots, they didn't even slow down to kill the wounded.

All the sudden Sam shows up on a ridge with a blood moon silhouetting him. He's wearing a kilt, a Bodybuliding.com t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, on top of that he's got two Spanish Gunbelts criss crossing his glistening chest with a couple Chrome and Pearl Colt 45's.

In addition to that he had 2 medium length traditional short swords and his Hari Kari.

Yeah this guy is great.

OMG, that's an awesome story!! You are a GOAT friend Bando!



Always wanted to do that!! Hehe, thanks!!

Originally Posted By NextPound⏩

I laughed out loud. He is probably screaming about not being a church mouse.

LOL, I can hear Brad screaming. Thanks for joining my friend!

Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩

Kaz is the father figure I always wanted.

*bows*

I pray one day him and Big Daddy Gordon can break bread together and become honorable allies in the war against the true deplorables like pig face El Terrible.

Thanks for not saying "GrandPa figure."

Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

i don't like him. i think he's a phony vindictive weirdo autistic creep with a spreadsheet and he looks like a baby gorilla with a bad haircut. i think he's got a bunch of you kids fooled that he's this super nice guy but he's really not - he just pretends to be. there's a reason even his own daughter hates him.

Lookjackamo2887-san, you are a good man but it seems Little Daddy Gordom (not condorm) thinks otherwise according to his typical hysterical post ITT. *shrug*

Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩

Kaz is one of my favorite miscers. All around great guy and he's a kick ass physique. (No homo)
His dedication is very inspiring.

Love you brother, means a lot!!

Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩

I know he has beef with Gordonxxx, elterible, a fat drunken guy named Donny something. Maybe more

LOL, thanks for the support, brother.

Donny2(Yucky) and I are good, since his famous kick-pose mimicking mine. That was hilarious!!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies

Originally Posted By TokenV⏩

lmfao

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

^^

Sounds a lot like how I taught myself English. Much like yourself, English isn't my first language

Watching Ninja Turtles on TV, playing The Legend of Zelda, watching English movies, reading Goosebumps books eventually. It was a process. Took a few years and was pretty rusty for a while, but now it has since become my primary language

It's a long road but I had years and decades for the languages, hehe.

The secret is to know how to enjoy what you do! Like lifting weights.

Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩

This. Keep doing you Kaz

Please do, my old friend! Lov ya!

Originally Posted By jreacher⏩

the look in his eye, you just KNOW he is amazing

Kaz is known to be THE most liked misker on the bodybuilding forum, possibly one of the most popular on the internet. his rep power has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival redraider and MrBourbon. im estimating his reps to be at least 350K bone pressed, with OVER 7 reps to his friends each day. he would have absolutely destroyed Elterible's user CP.

he would have spent hours and hours on his spreadsheet, getting himself ready just so he can rep or neg. i can just imagine him begging for haters, with Elterible crying to mods, and Kaz moaning and squirming, demanding others to test his rep power. he would have sipped his beer within seconds of giving his entire reps to friends, user CPs filled and stretched right up to the last square.. the reps would have been powerful, with users repping back even though Kaz doesn't expect that, their whole bodys quivering with euphoria..

i bet he still dreams of the memory of it

Love ya, M, my oldest friend!!

Originally Posted By GreenMintTea⏩

I can't remember Kaz being anything but a nice, positive guy that supports other miscers.


There's like 5 guys on this forum that just relentlessy attempt to bully him under the guise of 'trolling' though. I genuinely can't understand it

Because you are one of the good guys here. Thank you, it's the kidest thing anyone ever said. *bow*

Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩

Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

i don't like him. i think he's a phony vindictive weirdo autistic creep with a spreadsheet and he looks like a baby gorilla with a bad haircut. i think he's got a bunch of you kids fooled that he's this super nice guy but he's really not - he just pretends to be. there's a reason even his own daughter hates him.

Other than a minority of people like him^^^..... Samrai is a well liked miscer. Always seems positive with good advice. If I could have his physique in 23 years time I would be a happy'ish man.

We have a lot in common you and me my old friend. When I find my kinda thread you are always there. Thanks for your support and friendship.

Originally Posted By wagtail⏩

Dude is one of the reasons I still misc

Can I hug you, brother!?

Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩

This^^^

Homie is real

You are as real as my imaginary friend (who was also my best friend ever) from my childhood. Stay with us and be a miscer forever, my ancient friend!

Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩

Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩

i don't like him. i think he's a phony vindictive weirdo autistic creep with a spreadsheet and he looks like a baby gorilla with a bad haircut. i think he's got a bunch of you kids fooled that he's this super nice guy but he's really not - he just pretends to be. there's a reason even his own daughter hates him.

I'm not going to date the fuking dude. It's better than the opposite with 90% of miscers who are actually probably relatively normal but act like trashy obnoxious douchebags on here all the time.

I know what you mean.

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

445/340/545

Originally Posted By Critter5592⏩

He breaks the monotony of miserable politicels on this forum, who hate the world and want a nuke to drop.




Plus, I can still laugh at posts like this, while still also enjoying his posting.

Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩

he goes to the park and has his boyfriend photograph him doing fu fu kicks in short shorts


disgusting there are children that go to that park and this old man is there prancing around in short shorts

Also to the dumbasses talking about reps, that has nothing to do with it. People have been over that shtick for 10 years. Nobody is red anymore, so who gives a fuk

Good to know all of my best friends are still alive and kicking, this is like a class reunion...(forgive my saying that, it's not age btw, LOL)

And you are damn right, the funny thing is they believe that we are born high-reppers.

We all start with ZERO rep as everyone else. *shrug*

Originally Posted By donblaximus⏩

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

Miserable people with poor coping skills tend to want to bring everyone else around them down to their level. They can't handle that some people are well-adjusted and positive and will go out of their way to try and disparage them. It's really sad and pathetic.

Thats called crabs in a bucket mentality. Its real.

Well said and nicely put. Thanks for joining brother!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

Courtney Ryan is my oneitis

Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩

They hate him because he can lift more at 65 than the haters in their prime 20yo basement dwelling years.

Air frying and creep shotting women or impersonating a 40yo woman on a gay indian forum just doesn't match up.

Love you brother, thanks for joining!

You couldn't be more right,

Today's Main Event. (For the entertainment sake, LOL)



Both Gordon and elterrible are still virgins
and they don't know how to make love properly.
So they are chasing each other's a$$...
in the mud bath at Gordon's pig farm all day.



Spoiler!

Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩

Its really 1 person; multiple alts.

I like the dude....

Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩

Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩

he goes to the park and has his boyfriend photograph him doing fu fu kicks in short shorts


disgusting there are children that go to that park and this old man is there prancing around in short shorts

Jokes on you. Its the grounds of the Imperial Palace. You know that he and The Emperor are close friends?

I like you too, my man.

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Love ya all, now it's the time for beauty sleep!!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

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