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post 1661060023 05-10-2022, 12:47 PM
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Muh I have to do cardio: Proceeds to use the Elliptical.. Just LMAO

Imagine going to the gym trying to cut weight and doing the elliptical. The machine that just swings you around while you shuffle your feet. Imagine doing 60 minutes of elliptical while I achieve the same results in 10 minutes on the treadmill.

Elliptical, the machine for phàggots who want to say they did cardio to satisfy their pathetic phucking ego.
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post 1661060123 05-10-2022, 12:49 PM
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imagine going to the gym to do the treadmill, which is essentially just jumping up and down in place and not using your body to produce forward motion. i can accomplish the same results of 10 min of treadmill in 3 min of running on actual ground.
post 1661060143 05-10-2022, 12:50 PM
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Honestly the elliptical has me sweating like a pig after 10 minutes of fast strides and slight incline. Srs.
post 1661060153 05-10-2022, 12:50 PM
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Precor ellipticals are very good. I especially like using them on rest days or after a workout.

Most people's fitness levels are so poor that an elliptical provides them with a good burn.

They would have a heart attack on a treadmill.
post 1661060173 05-10-2022, 12:50 PM
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Last week I did 25 on the treadmill and 15 on stairmaster. Was sweating like a pig.
post 1661060223 05-10-2022, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By John
Honestly the elliptical has me sweating like a pig after 10 minutes of fast strides and slight incline. Srs.
I guess that happens your you're an obese phàggot. Walking to the kitchen has you burning 150 calories already.
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post 1661060353 05-10-2022, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Imagine going to the gym trying to cut weight and doing the elliptical. The machine that just swings you around while you shuffle your feet. Imagine doing 60 minutes of elliptical while I achieve the same results in 10 minutes on the treadmill.

Elliptical, the machine for phàggots who want to say they did cardio to satisfy their pathetic phucking ego.
Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I guess that happens your you're an obese phàggot. Walking to the kitchen has you burning 150 calories already.
You seem angry. Do you need a hug?
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post 1661060393 05-10-2022, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By sgregor249⏩
imagine going to the gym to do the treadmill, which is essentially just jumping up and down in place and not using your body to produce forward motion. i can accomplish the same results of 10 min of treadmill in 3 min of running on actual ground.
Well you got me there buddy. How's your wife's boyfriend? Oh wait, I'm doing good. LMAO!!
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post 1661060453 05-10-2022, 12:55 PM
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Imagine giving a fukk what the next guy does.


The true beta is the one who goes to the gym and instead of focusing on yourself you're shifting your eyes around like a weasel judging the people around you.

Fukkn Timothy
post 1661060543 05-10-2022, 12:57 PM
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post 1661060673 05-10-2022, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I guess that happens your you're an obese phàggot. Walking to the kitchen has you burning 150 calories already.
Your slut girlfriend burns even more than that while checking me out on the elliptical

post 1661060713 05-10-2022, 01:00 PM
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post 1661060753 05-10-2022, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
You seem angry. Do you need a hug?
OP is probably mad his gym crush ghosted him by saying he was going to hit the elliptical instead of lifting.
post 1661060773 05-10-2022, 01:01 PM
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I do think Ellipticals are pretty gay, but one can certainly get a workout on them if they apply themselves (crank up resistance, incline, go at a quick pace).
post 1661060793 05-10-2022, 01:01 PM
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usually sloots use it to ripp bombs far away from the chads and tyrones working out

I walk behind em and inhale the fumes
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post 1661060873 05-10-2022, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I guess that happens your you're an obese phàggot. Walking to the kitchen has you burning 150 calories already.
I'm calling bull-chit the elliptical isn't a challenge for you. Crank up the incline and resistance and run that thing for 30 minutes. I guarantee you'll be sweating its JUST like running but low impact on the knees.
post 1661060973 05-10-2022, 01:04 PM
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Treadmills are pretty gay too. It's practically useless unless on an incline.
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post 1661061113 05-10-2022, 01:06 PM
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I don’t give a chit what people do at the gym.

My cardio is treadmill so I want the fat fcks off the treadmill.

Think, op 🧐
post 1661061133 05-10-2022, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
I'm calling bull-chit the elliptical isn't a challenge for you. Crank up the incline and resistance and run that thing for 30 minutes. I guarantee you'll be sweating its JUST like running but low impact on the knees.
Rodger I have to crank it up to max settings and do it for 30 minutes to feel anything. Copy that, ellipticalcels, when will they learn?
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post 1661061223 05-10-2022, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By ChunkBuster⏩
I don’t give a chit what people do at the gym.

My cardio is treadmill so I want the fat fcks off the treadmill.

Think, op 🧐
True, I guess some of us have real goals rather than trying to satisfy our own ego. Cheers brother!!!!
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post 1661062483 05-10-2022, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Rodger I have to crank it up to max settings and do it for 30 minutes to feel anything. Copy that, ellipticalcels, when will they learn?
You using Life Fitness ellipticals? They're next to useless.
post 1661062853 05-10-2022, 01:40 PM
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just go for a walk/hike ....like in the real world
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thats why you turn up the resistance lol - its harder than running on flat ground
Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
just go for a walk/hike ....like in the real world
but i heard there's people and stuff out there - sounds scary
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
thats why you turn up the resistance lol - its harder than running on flat ground




but i heard there's people and stuff out there - sounds scary
just be triple vaxxed and wear 2 masks and you will be fine
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Not as bad as people who say they're about to do cardio... only to go for a fkn walk.


But in all srsness, whatever gets them moving I guess.
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I'm scarred for life from running so much from soccer. I only do 3 things for "cardio" now. Rucking in forest preserves, jump roping, or rowing. That's it. Lol at using a treadmill or elliptical. Extremely boring and have to spend a lot of time to get actual benefit from it unless you do interval training. At that point use a bike or run hills.
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I imagine I'd enjoy the elliptical when I'm elderly. My knees wouldn't be able to handle running.
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Say what you will, but when I was in Elementary, Middle, High, I was a fat phark. Decided to eat less and simultaneously run on the elliptical with mediumish resistance during a summer term, and I was literally unrecognizable to people the next year. I had to tell people my name again lol.

That said, I've been a treadmiller since college, still do treadmill every day SRS.
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Used to use ellipticals all the time when I started working out, that and the stair climber. Just lol at acting like you can't get a good cardio session in on them. Boring....definitely. These days I just ride my bike instead.
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