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post 1661464503 05-17-2022, 02:13 PM
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Banging a chick from Woodbury, MN tonight

Matched on bumble and asked if she's like to get a drink, she said only if we go back to your hotel after.

Can't make this chit up.
post 1661464793 05-17-2022, 02:18 PM
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Is she pretty at least?
post 1661464983 05-17-2022, 02:21 PM
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No pics huh?
post 1661465973 05-17-2022, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
Is she pretty at least?
6/10 with a bangin htc body, will have time to decide over drinks
Originally Posted By PShift5⏩
No pics huh?
maybe later, I'm working, feel free to give me my negs tho
post 1661466003 05-17-2022, 02:40 PM
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how do you make a post like this without any pics, or even pics of the convo
post 1661466123 05-17-2022, 02:41 PM
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Don't y'all hibernate for the winter up there in MN? She's gotta have packed on weight over the past 5 months
post 1661466203 05-17-2022, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By isawthesign⏩
how do you make a post like this without any pics, or even pics of the convo
I've been here a while, people know I don't make chit up.

The punch line is the town she's from, not what she looks like.

but go ahead an neg for no pics

pics of the convo don't count anyway
post 1661466263 05-17-2022, 02:42 PM
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You own a hotel? Mirin’.
post 1661466313 05-17-2022, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
Don't y'all hibernate for the winter up there in MN? She's gotta have packed on weight over the past 5 months
I'm from Chicago, I'll find out tonight about hybernation, but she has nice tits in her bathing suit pic, so they would be bigger...
post 1661466483 05-17-2022, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
maybe later, I'm working,feel free to give me my negs tho
Way ahead of ya brah
post 1661466783 05-17-2022, 02:52 PM
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6/10 HTC?

So basically an obese goblin?

No thanks (srs)
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post 1661467053 05-17-2022, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
You own a hotel? Mirin’.
He is probably going to pay $300 plus on a hotel for the night just to smash some sloot that probably did the same thing with a different guy last night
post 1661467163 05-17-2022, 03:03 PM
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That's weird I thought you were married or something lol
post 1661467273 05-17-2022, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
He is probably going to pay $300 plus on a hotel for the night just to smash some sloot that probably did the same thing with a different guy last night
I'm traveling on business you grumpy sad kunt
Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
That's weird I thought you were married or something lol
No I'm a family guy when I have my kids, but I have my fun with women.
post 1661467563 05-17-2022, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Matched on bumble and asked if she's like to get a drink, she said only if we go back to your hotel after.

Can't make this chit up.
sounds like you should skip the drink before and then get a few after to wash away the post nut regret srs
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post 1661467623 05-17-2022, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
sounds like you should skip the drink before and then get a few after to wash away the post nut regret srs
The drink before is to make sure I want to go through with it. I have a bottle of tito's and a couple cans of Moscow Mules at the hotel for the post nut regret.
post 1661467793 05-17-2022, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
6/10 with a bangin htc body, will have time to decide over drinks



maybe later, I'm working, feel free to give me my negs tho
Nah I’ll pass on negs not feeling combative today 😁
post 1661467833 05-17-2022, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
He is probably going to pay $300 plus on a hotel for the night just to smash some sloot that probably did the same thing with a different guy last night
He's clearly already got a hotel and staying there regardless you fukkin idiot.

Definitely do the drinks first to make sure she isn't too crazy of a sloot though.
post 1661467993 05-17-2022, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
The drink before is to make sure I want to go through with it. I have a bottle of tito's and a couple cans of Moscow Mules at the hotel for the post nut regret.
i'd be kinda turned off by an app gal who was that forward

am i a homosex
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post 1661468463 05-17-2022, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i'd be kinda turned off by an app gal who was that forward

am i a homosex
according to misc: you are LTC if you don't wanna smash random whales.
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post 1661468503 05-17-2022, 03:31 PM
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GJ OP. Gotta love midwest girls
Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i'd be kinda turned off by an app gal who was that forward

am i a homosex
what's the difference between that and bringing home a chick from a bar?
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post 1661468603 05-17-2022, 03:33 PM
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How do we know she's from Woodbury OP?
post 1661468623 05-17-2022, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By LittleLexodus⏩
GJ OP. Gotta live midwest girls



what's the difference between that and bringing home a chick from a bar?
the chick from the bar doesn't wanna fuark before meeting me
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post 1661473143 05-17-2022, 05:15 PM
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Update... she flaked

A little relieved, but still disappointed no woodbury on my resume.
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