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post 1661461823 05-17-2022, 01:23 PM
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ITT: check out this snake living in my garden (snake phobics beware/gay friendly)

Last year, a snake made a nest in my garden, laid her eggs, and I got to watch her little baby snakes grow up. Either this is the same snake coming back to make yet another nest or perhaps one of its offspring now starting its own family in the place it was born. Who knows.

Anyways, she chills out in the sun on the warm rocks during the day. She's always around.





I'm going to assume it's a garter snake but perhaps miscers knowledgable with snakes can provide further info.
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post 1661461993 05-17-2022, 01:27 PM
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Damn
post 1661462223 05-17-2022, 01:29 PM
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That is an excellent assumption
post 1661462463 05-17-2022, 01:33 PM
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I'd chokeslam that gross ass snake straight to hell srs
post 1661462753 05-17-2022, 01:37 PM
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Check out this snek in my trousers.
post 1661462863 05-17-2022, 01:39 PM
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Snakes are pretty neat
post 1661463073 05-17-2022, 01:42 PM
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I’d rather keep a tortoise in mine

Red foot tortoise won’t tear up your garden as opposed to yunno Russian torts, suculat (do?), or leopard tortoise.
post 1661463093 05-17-2022, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

That's not a snake

post 1661463183 05-17-2022, 01:45 PM
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Just grab a shovel and chop it
post 1661463213 05-17-2022, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
garter snake
thats what it be chief
Great MAGA King status

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post 1661463243 05-17-2022, 01:46 PM
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Awe cute little snek.

I don't mind garter sneks. But I kind of hate most other snakes.

Especially that cobra above. Fuk that thing.
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post 1661463273 05-17-2022, 01:46 PM
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I like snakes too and don't fuk with them. Unless they're ones like that guy posted yesterday or the day before. That damn moccasin killer serpent thing. 12 gauge be making parts out of something like that.
post 1661463583 05-17-2022, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By nrowles⏩
I like snakes too and don't fuk with them. Unless they're ones like that guy posted yesterday or the day before. That damn moccasin killer serpent thing. 12 gauge be making parts out of something like that.
That snake is now my pet.

I like it, OP, but I think it's a King Cobra.
post 1661464133 05-17-2022, 02:03 PM
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that's a pretty snake OP
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post 1661467223 05-17-2022, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
Just grab a shovel and chop it
da **** is wrong with you

why would you kill a little predator that kills rodents and pests and wants nothing to do with humans
Great MAGA King status

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post 1661468143 05-17-2022, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Smithers115⏩
da **** is wrong with you

why would you kill a little predator that kills rodents and pests and wants nothing to do with humans
If it eats the beetles that fuk over my lilies and hops then I welcome its kind with open arms.
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