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post 1661662393 05-21-2022, 09:29 AM
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ask a bartender on a cruise ship anything

go..
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post 1661662513 05-21-2022, 09:31 AM
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How much pole do you lay?
post 1661662863 05-21-2022, 09:40 AM
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post 1661662933 05-21-2022, 09:42 AM
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How often do girls order virgin drinks?
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post 1661663123 05-21-2022, 09:45 AM
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Describe your most recent smash
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I taste protein shakes for a living srs
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post 1661663153 05-21-2022, 09:46 AM
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Dis you?
Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
Family friend was over telling us about some other family friend (who I don’t know) who got raaped. Story is as follows. Would misc believe this story?

- Victim is married with kids, 41 yrs old
- she goes on a “girls trip”, 3 day cruise (being a miscer with 2013 join date, I’m skeptical as soon as I hear this)
- her and friends dancing at night and having virgin drinks
- bartender takes an interest and brings them some virgin drinks on the house
- victim starts feeling weird and goes back to room with a friend
- bartender has ability to look up each person on the cruise’s phone number
- bartender looks up her number and sends her a text that she left something at bar and he will bring it to her
- she is feeling pretty sick back at room, friend there with her
- bartender comes to room and somehow convinces her to leave room alone with him
- next morning she is having trouble walking and “just doesn’t feel right”
- she remembers literally nothing from prior night after she leaves room with bartender
- goes to doctor and they find GHB and fetanyl (strong wtf) in her blood
- gets examined and there is physical evidence of raape
- she now in counseling for raape
- unclear whether any charges have been pressed again bartender or cruise line

What does misc say? Am I just hopelessly cynical that I didn’t believe this chit? There are at least 10 gaping holes in this story.

Honestly feel sorry for her husband who is probably having to show sympathy to her and be extra nice and supportive through her trauma, when in reality the much easier explanation is she cheated and regrets (maybe he found flirty text messages with bartender and she had to make something up).
post 1661663283 05-21-2022, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
How much pole do you lay?
dont meet many polish
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post 1661663293 05-21-2022, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Dis you?
*41 years old*

Too old for OP
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1661663323 05-21-2022, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
How often do girls order virgin drinks?
never heard of a virgin drink
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post 1661663383 05-21-2022, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Lowkick⏩
Describe your most recent smash
she just laid there like a starfish, not the best
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post 1661663403 05-21-2022, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Dis you?
can neither confirm nor deny
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post 1661663493 05-21-2022, 09:53 AM
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what's the most popular drink/cocktail
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post 1661663563 05-21-2022, 09:54 AM
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Do you use ********?
mo e
post 1661663813 05-21-2022, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By reinsdorfsucks⏩
what's the most popular drink/cocktail
slippery nipple
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post 1661663903 05-21-2022, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By mulletwarrior⏩
Do you use ********?
why on earth would i do that
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post 1661663933 05-21-2022, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Where do you work?
The Ocean
post 1661663993 05-21-2022, 10:05 AM
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What drink do you do best?

What is your own personal favorite drink?

Do you ever drink while on the clock?

What is life on a cruise ship like after your work shift? Is it all inclusive for you?

How are your sleeping quarters?

Do you ever get seasick?

How long are your stints on the cruise ship?

How greasy do people get while getting yucky on the cruise ship?

Nationality of those aboard?
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post 1661664003 05-21-2022, 10:05 AM
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Aren’t you too old for that ****?
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1661664273 05-21-2022, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
What drink do you do best?

What is your own personal favorite drink?

Do you ever drink while on the clock?

What is life on a cruise ship like after your work shift? Is it all inclusive for you?

How are your sleeping quarters?

Do you ever get seasick?

How long are your stints on the cruise ship?

How greasy do people get while getting yucky on the cruise ship?

Nationality of those aboard?
i just chuck random spirits into any drink dont know any mixes they all taste the same

i drink stella

yes of course

yes, phenomenal

rubbish

no

months

extremely

loud americans mostly
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post 1661664303 05-21-2022, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Aren’t you too old for that ****?
people guess im late twenties
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post 1661664443 05-21-2022, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
she just laid there like a starfish, not the best
was she legal?
post 1661664883 05-21-2022, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
was she legal?
depends which country
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post 1661666213 05-21-2022, 10:55 AM
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How many people ask for no ice?
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post 1661666443 05-21-2022, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
depends which country
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