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Thread: Wife has been gone a week. Not going well.

post 1661960023 05-27-2022, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Brother you have got to clean a little.

Come on your wife and the animals deserve it.
When leo says you need to clean up, you done fuked up.
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post 1661960223 05-27-2022, 07:54 AM
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I’m going to have nightmares. Jesus Christ, I’m legit laughing like an idiot because nobody in their right mind would live like this. Squalormaxxxing king.
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post 1661960353 05-27-2022, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Kiddo is out of town with the wife.Like usual, im just lazy when everyone is gone. Will be spotless before they get back
Bruh - this ain't some chip dust on the floor or some dog hair on the best cushions.

This is literally mounds of canine EXCREMENT on your living room floor. The smell must be quite terrific.

That is not simply 'lazy' - that is psychosis levels of derangement and unsoundness of mind. Only an intervention can help at this stage.

Please don't tell me you own guns...
fist yourself
post 1661960383 05-27-2022, 07:57 AM
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post 1661960743 05-27-2022, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Don’t worry I’m taking care of her. She’s not used to BBC
Your house looks about the same lmao car too
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post 1661960863 05-27-2022, 08:05 AM
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seriously pathetic
post 1661960943 05-27-2022, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Bruh - this ain't some chip dust on the floor or some dog hair on the best cushions.

This is literally mounds of canine EXCREMENT on your living room floor. The smell must be quite terrific.

That is not simply 'lazy' - that is psychosis levels of derangement and unsoundness of mind. Only an intervention can help at this stage.

Please don't tell me you own guns...
Catbrah probably has 50k worth of guns, gun accessories and ammo in his house lol. He's extremely well armed even by Texas standards unless he had to sell his collection to feed his 200lb dog
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post 1661961043 05-27-2022, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Catbrah probably has 50k worth of guns, gun accessories and ammo in his house lol. He's extremely well armed even by Texas standards unless he had to sell his collection to feed his 200lb dog
This is all that needs to be said about Americas gun problem.

smh
fist yourself
post 1661961053 05-27-2022, 08:09 AM
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i lold but idk mane. not cool w the pup
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post 1661961263 05-27-2022, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Bruh - this ain't some chip dust on the floor or some dog hair on the best cushions.

This is literally mounds of canine EXCREMENT on your living room floor. The smell must be quite terrific.

That is not simply 'lazy' - that is psychosis levels of derangement and unsoundness of mind. Only an intervention can help at this stage.

Please don't tell me you own guns...
I can explain the poop.

Yesterday morning, the dog overpowered me and stole my plate of eggs. He's allergic to eggs. Unless I wanted to stay home all day and watch him chit.... this was the result.
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Catbrah probably has 50k worth of guns, gun accessories and ammo in his house lol. He's extremely well armed even by Texas standards unless he had to sell his collection to feed his 200lb dog
Just passed $50k on my insurance policy. lol
Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
This is all that needs to be said about Americas gun problem.

smh
Brah. I'm married with a kid, have four employees, run a successful business, care for my elderly mother, and rarely post anything negative. I'm about as far from "loner mass shooter" as you can get.
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post 1661961733 05-27-2022, 08:20 AM
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tfw OP makes 3x what I do and doesn't even know how to function higher than a 10 year old
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
post 1661962123 05-27-2022, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By adamsz⏩
tfw OP makes 3x what I do and doesn't even know how to function higher than a 10 year old
Imagine being employed by Squalorbrah and he invites you to his crib for a cookout. Brb doing a 360 and gettin the fuk out of there to goto shackbrahs crib to hang because its 10x cleaner.
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post 1661962143 05-27-2022, 08:28 AM
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Brutal if true
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post 1661962463 05-27-2022, 08:37 AM
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Is that chit on the floor? Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh...You a dirty mother****er
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post 1661962623 05-27-2022, 08:42 AM
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Jesus Christ. Way worse than expected coming in. Also why is tooth brush brown tinted? Use it to clean your angus too?
post 1661962673 05-27-2022, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
post 1661962763 05-27-2022, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
what is this even? (srs)
That green thing in a pot on his bathroom counter is a well-used fish tank filter covered in algae.
post 1661963283 05-27-2022, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Imagine being employed by Squalorbrah and he invites you to his crib for a cookout. Brb doing a 360 and gettin the fuk out of there to goto shackbrahscrib to hang because its 10x cleaner.
You remember shackbrah?

I loved that guy. He lived in the garden shed behind his friends house lmao.
post 1661963603 05-27-2022, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
You remember shackbrah?

I loved that guy. He lived in the garden shed behind his friends house lmao.
His fake pet snake on a leash to deter burglars was the best
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1661963843 05-27-2022, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
You remember shackbrah?

I loved that guy. He lived in the garden shed behind his friends house lmao.
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
His fake pet snake on a leash to deter burglars was the best
It's odd i can't find a single vid of his shack on youtube anymore. Used to be funny as hell when he whipped a toilet at his door to his shack to test it so it doesn't get burglarized.
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post 1661963923 05-27-2022, 09:08 AM
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I use to think OP was trolling, not sure now after that last pic.
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1661963943 05-27-2022, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
It's odd i can't find a single vid of his shack on youtube anymore. Used to be funny as hell when he whipped a toilet at his door to his shack to test it so it doesn't get burglarized.
That was his security test, looks like it failed lol


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post 1661964083 05-27-2022, 09:11 AM
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Your wife is one lucky lady!
post 1661964173 05-27-2022, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩
That green thing in a pot on his bathroom counter is a well-used fish tank filter covered in algae.
I use the pot for water changes
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post 1661964233 05-27-2022, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
That was his security test, looks like it failed lol


5 years ago I apparently commented "Rich brought me here", I have 0 recollection of this vid.. interdasting
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1661964323 05-27-2022, 09:16 AM
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Just looked at it again, it's the sheer volume of turds that's startling.

Love you catbrah(nohomo) but that rug needs throwing out, you will never get the smell out.
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Toothbrush looks like an assbrush.
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
That was his security test, looks like it failed lol


LMAO @ using an old camaro rear window cover on his shack.
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lmao at the guard snake



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post 1661965003 05-27-2022, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
That was his security test, looks like it failed lol


lmfao fukin Shackbrah
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