Thread: Just rewatched World War Z
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Just rewatched World War Z
I always tell lazy ppl and fat ppl "yeah but in a zombie apocalypse you'd die and I'd be one of the few left"
watching i felt less confident but still think i'd have a decent chance
whats your go to items you'd keep on you post zombie outbreak?
watching i felt less confident but still think i'd have a decent chance
whats your go to items you'd keep on you post zombie outbreak?
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It doesn't matter how fit or chad you are, you're dead AF in a zombie apocalypse without prior planning.
I'm lucky enough to have a friend who owns a fishing yacht worth 250k which is big enough to sustain a family or two at sea for at least a few weeks. It's stocked with enough perishable supplies for a quick exit, plus of course we can fish on the open water.
From there, the plan is to head to either an oil rig or an island far enough away from shore but not really in the middle of the open ocean. Assuming it's a world ending zombie apocalypse, if not, we can ride it out on the boat for weeks/months until chit blows over.
If it really is the end of the world, we follow the plan laid out in Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide.
I'm lucky enough to have a friend who owns a fishing yacht worth 250k which is big enough to sustain a family or two at sea for at least a few weeks. It's stocked with enough perishable supplies for a quick exit, plus of course we can fish on the open water.
From there, the plan is to head to either an oil rig or an island far enough away from shore but not really in the middle of the open ocean. Assuming it's a world ending zombie apocalypse, if not, we can ride it out on the boat for weeks/months until chit blows over.
If it really is the end of the world, we follow the plan laid out in Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide.
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Just my vehicle. I have enough gear in it to last a month or so.
Would travel north too.
Would travel north too.
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Suit of plate armor, a sword, a straw to sip protein shake through the breathing slots. Life on easy mode. Good luck biting through me with rotted teeth, only danger I can think of is suffocation if a load pile on you, but that is what the sword is for.
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Originally Posted By brahnotah⏩
You should read Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide. He gives an explanation why wearing plate armour is a bad idea.Suit of plate armor, a sword, a straw to sip protein shake through the breathing slots. Life on easy mode. Good luck biting through me with rotted teeth, only danger I can think of is suffocation if a load pile on you, but that is what the sword is for.
Back off, Warchild.
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Originally Posted By Tornach⏩
I would go with bicycle over car once out of super dense metro area. quiet. no break down of parts or need for refueling. Also when you think "i have everything i need in the car" and you have to leave it when chit hits the fan, youre basically left with nothing but whats in you hands.Just my vehicle. I have enough gear in it to last a month or so.
Would travel north too.
Would travel north too.
Originally Posted By brahnotah⏩
sword is a good one. wouldnt do armor. never know. need that mobility. z-heads would def pile up on you. in WWZ they piled up to reach the top of apartment buildingsSuit of plate armor, a sword, a straw to sip protein shake through the breathing slots. Life on easy mode. Good luck biting through me with rotted teeth, only danger I can think of is suffocation if a load pile on you, but that is what the sword is for.
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
spill the beans.You should read Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide. He gives an explanation why wearing plate armour is a bad idea.
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06-02-2022, 11:14 PM
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Have you read the book?
It's very different and such a good read
It's very different and such a good read
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If you're just now getting into WWZ, 100% you should get the audiobook. It's seriously as entertaining as a good TV show. Listen to it on the commute to work, jogging, whatever, it's great.
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06-02-2022, 11:56 PM
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I'll be hiding in my hobbit hole, Dandy. If not, I'll head to the coast and live off shelfish. I know where the kinas are, where the pipis & tuatua are, and I can hike out to the crays if I get sick of paddle crabs.
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
The book was okay, but it was too short. I wanted moreYou should read Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide. He gives an explanation why wearing plate armour is a bad idea.
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With the ultra-fast WWZ zombies who can fall hundreds of feet and just get straight back up, your BEST survival trick would be to stay as far away from them as possible. Even Daryl Dixon would have had his ass handed to him if one of those rivers of charging undead came racing toward him. In terms of armour, I would wear tough but light modern gear. The plate armour mentioned by the miscer above would weigh you down too much.
I am going to go ahead and order The Zombie Survival Guide off Amazon. I have heard too much good stuff about it.
I am going to go ahead and order The Zombie Survival Guide off Amazon. I have heard too much good stuff about it.
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If you've been vaxed, you're already a zombie. Give it 5 years until the immunity carks itself
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Read WWZ sounds like it's time to jump back in and get the survival guide. Staying light and fast >> plate armor but for fuks sake get some forearm guards and something around your ankles and boom 50% of problems solved
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Originally Posted By TheThunder⏩
Blows my mind no one has thought of this. Never understood why they never did this in TWD. I think it would ruin the suspense.Read WWZ sounds like it's time to jump back in and get the survival guide. Staying light and fast >> plate armor but for fuks sake get someforearm guards and something around your anklesand boom 50% of problems solved
jfl@ people wanting to play ultimate ninja with a sword in a zombie outbreak. Have any of you swung a sword? When it gets stuck in one zombie, no more sword and your bit and I'll rummage your corpse after hitting you and that zombie that ate your ass in the head with the silenced glock19
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06-03-2022, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
short like how short? im not a reader but kind of curious about the bookI'll be hiding in my hobbit hole, Dandy. If not, I'll head to the coast and live off shelfish. I know where the kinas are, where the pipis & tuatua are, and I can hike out to the crays if I get sick of paddle crabs.
The book was okay, but it was too short. I wanted more
The book was okay, but it was too short. I wanted more
Originally Posted By XiangYu⏩
Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide was good, I liked the tactic to destroy your staircase if you have a two floor house.

good luck with that
Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Like what? what armor covers your arms, legs, and neck?With the ultra-fast WWZ zombies who can fall hundreds of feet and just get straight back up, your BEST survival trick would be to stay as far away from them as possible. Even Daryl Dixon would have had his ass handed to him if one of those rivers of charging undead came racing toward him. In terms of armour, I would wear tough but light modern gear. The plate armour mentioned by the miscer above would weigh you down too much.
I am going to go ahead and order The Zombie Survival Guide off Amazon. I have heard too much good stuff about it.
I am going to go ahead and order The Zombie Survival Guide off Amazon. I have heard too much good stuff about it.
Originally Posted By BlackHeart.au⏩
negged for bringing this dumb chit up in this completely unrelated thread you weirdo.If you've been vaxed, you're already a zombie. Give it 5 years until the immunity carks itself
Originally Posted By Lastrepbrah⏩
with a gun you ALWAYS have to worry about ammo and it makes too much noise. The sword would get stuck in bone or something?Blows my mind no one has thought of this. Never understood why they never did this in TWD. I think it would ruin the suspense.
jfl@ people wanting to play ultimate ninja with a sword in a zombie outbreak. Have any of you swung a sword? When it gets stuck in one zombie, no more sword and your bit and I'll rummage your corpse after hitting you and that zombie that ate your ass in the head with the silenced glock19
jfl@ people wanting to play ultimate ninja with a sword in a zombie outbreak. Have any of you swung a sword? When it gets stuck in one zombie, no more sword and your bit and I'll rummage your corpse after hitting you and that zombie that ate your ass in the head with the silenced glock19
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06-03-2022, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
A life jacket
Good luck getting me in a lake zombies
Good luck getting me in a lake zombies

Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Goodreads Review:If it really is the end of the world, we follow the plan laid out in Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/...Survival_Guide
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
I've heard this before. I generally avoid zombie stuff because that's the only "monster" I find scary.Have you read the book?
It's very different and such a good read
It's very different and such a good read
Originally Posted By Lastrepbrah⏩
The few I've encountered have been heavy and not so easy to control. I would have a better chance with a good hatchet.Blows my mind no one has thought of this. Never understood why they never did this in TWD. I think it would ruin the suspense.
jfl@ people wanting to play ultimate ninja with a sword in a zombie outbreak. Have any of you swung a sword?When it gets stuck in one zombie, no more sword and your bit and I'll rummage your corpse after hitting you and that zombie that ate your ass in the head with the silenced glock19
jfl@ people wanting to play ultimate ninja with a sword in a zombie outbreak. Have any of you swung a sword?When it gets stuck in one zombie, no more sword and your bit and I'll rummage your corpse after hitting you and that zombie that ate your ass in the head with the silenced glock19
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If we do ever have a zombie apocalypse please let it be the slow walking zombies and not the rage virus ones.
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Why not join the zombies? Same mindless existence but at least you unplug and go outside. They keep walking non stop which is good cardio and also beats sitting in an office all day. I imagine zombie sloots are easy as fuark too and down for whatever.
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
Well said. The story goes that Pitt bought the rights and wanted to make a very specific film. Then the studio told him what they wanted as they were paying for it all. This included huge reshoots which is why it cost a ridiculous amount and also why it seems disjointed at points.Have you read the book?
It's very different and such a good read
It's very different and such a good read
It's a cracking book.
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Originally Posted By DandyDink⏩
If they were fast zombies it would be extremely hard to survive.I always tell lazy ppl and fat ppl "yeah but in a zombie apocalypse you'd die and I'd be one of the few left"
watching i felt less confident but still think i'd have a decent chance
whats your go to items you'd keep on you post zombie outbreak?
watching i felt less confident but still think i'd have a decent chance
whats your go to items you'd keep on you post zombie outbreak?
Since zombies are basically extremely retarded people you might be able to fight and disable a large number of them if you got attacked and you were quick mentally and physically. It would be like the people in Lord of the Rings fighting orcs. They are so stupid that it would be like fighting retards.
However, they do not have any limits, don't feel pain, and they would be people you would have to kill or cut their legs to severely disable them.
The best bet with fast zombies would be to hide somewhere away from populations of people in some difficult to get to shelter.
Slow Zombies:
They seem easier to deal with if you are trying to get away from them and/or fight them.
However, you couldn't be in a large population area and hope to do well unless you had a massive amount of supplies in a building they couldn't get into. The danger here is that the zombies would just park themselves, maybe in massive numbers, outside of your building.
So, being away from populations of people would be great with a slow zombie situation as they would be unlikely to pursue you there.
Question:
I know this is fictional, but if zombies were real, wouldn't they just rot over time?
If they are humans infected with some kind of brain disease, like some insects get, that turn them into zombies, wouldn't they just starve to death eventually?
If they are truly dead and rotting then wouldn't the mass of zombies rot to the point where they couldn't move?
It seems like you would have wait a few weeks and most of the zombies would be too rotten to move, but of course, anything is possible with fiction.
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
this. they need to make a book accurate seriesHave you read the book?
It's very different and such a good read
It's very different and such a good read
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PS. The book World War Z is far better than the movie. In fact, they're completely different.
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if the zombies follow the same rules as the movie, all you need is AIDS srs.
So I'd go out and bang as many filthy trannies as possible. Then source some immunoboosters and just live with AIDS and be blind to the zombies
So I'd go out and bang as many filthy trannies as possible. Then source some immunoboosters and just live with AIDS and be blind to the zombies
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Really like World War Z, especially because it's the only Zombie movie where the main character (Pitt) actually uses his brain right away, noticing how long it takes people to turn, going to the edge of that building incase the zombie blood that got in his mouth infected him, ect.
All the others are like " Oh No'z!! What's going on?!"
Back on topic - If it was fast Zombie like WWZ or 28 Days Later we'd be ****ed. I have lots of guns and ammo but that only goes so far. Would most likely try to get some place remote and away from civilization. Less people = less zombies.
All the others are like " Oh No'z!! What's going on?!"
Back on topic - If it was fast Zombie like WWZ or 28 Days Later we'd be ****ed. I have lots of guns and ammo but that only goes so far. Would most likely try to get some place remote and away from civilization. Less people = less zombies.
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