It's Friday night here.

I've just finished my first week of RTO (return to office).

I wake up at 5:00 in the morning, start working at 7:00 till 16:00, get home at 17:00+ watch Prime Vids drinking sake and go to bed at around 9:30.

Seeing my close friends at work and enjoying their company, this was the best week in the last two years (WFH).

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Still can't browse misc much, but I don't want to waste good reps every day.

So whoever posts a good one that makes me smile might get repped.

Anyway, have a nice weekend misc!! I missed you all.



- Your ugly baby gorilla, Kaz.

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
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⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
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📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

Doing well on my end of the planet. Woke up at 4:55am naturally this morning. Gonna do a lot today, mostly outdoors landscaping stuff. Going to a party over the weekend and bottling my hefeweizen I brewed last month while simultaneously brewing my yearly Vienna lager

I'd love to brew Sake. That's on my list! It's hard to find koji here, though.

Hope you have a great weekend.

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

RIP Pedro Suarez Vertiz. Te queremos Hermano

If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I come and visit you between the holidays?

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Nah bro I’m sweet.

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

Doing well on my end of the planet. Woke up at 4:55am naturally this morning. Gonna do a lot today, mostly outdoors landscaping stuff. Going to a party over the weekend and bottling my hefeweizen I brewed last month while simultaneously brewing my yearly Vienna lager

I'd love to brew Sake. That's on my list! It's hard to find koji here, though.

Hope you have a great weekend.

As always, your multi-talent never cease to amaze me. *bow*

Originally Posted By Fang2⏩

Pretty good

You deserve it, my main man!

Originally Posted By TokenV⏩

das it Kaz mane

I'm set to return to office full time in September, now only able to go once in a while (company building has been in renovation for the past 2 years so only limited capacity at the moment but it should be finished by September)

don't like WFH at all, prefer to go to the office

Exactly! Glad to know someone feels the same as I do.

Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩

I'm good brother! Thanks! Hope all is well. Actually, had some sashimi the other day. Hngggg

Sashimi!! You should have left some for me.

Originally Posted By GnomeSaiyanBruh⏩

Been at work for about an hour, and tired as hell.

Feel ya, but the after drink tastes good af. Take care, brother!

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Good night, misc!!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.

Originally Posted By Dave22reborn

At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)

^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.

Good morning misc!

Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩

Did you ever hear the joke about the trapeze artist?

Spoiler!

He caught his wife in the act

She's lucky considering the alternative...

Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩

Can't stop farting this morning, other than that doing well

Now you have an independent and most reliable energy source, you can f*ck Putin.

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

I had the worse shift I’ve had in decades. Up at 5 am , work at 7 am, got home after dodging animals on the highway at 1045 pm . Was a long day lol .
Watched YouTube for a few hours to wind down , then woke up at noon when someone phoned me .
I had to work on lines that are normally accessible via bucket truck, but had to use a 32’ ladder .
I have always been able to throw around a 28’ ladder ,but find a 32 is a bear to pack around the forest and erect .
Anyways survived I think , but still waiting for a stroke



For context , the dogs on these ladder were jammed , and I’m trying to figure out wtf is wrong .
The ladder is laying against the pole unextended , and I’m trying to hold the phone with one hand and record with the other as I pull up on the rope .
Well the top of the ladder comes off the pole and timber , all the while the bottom of the ladder bucks up in the air and hits my arm causing my phone to go for a ride

Back with my Fam

Sloots Gon Sloot.

~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~

Sloots Gon Sloot.

~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~

Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩

Another day in paradise bro!
Think the kiddo may show up this weekend so we’ll see what happens.

Hope you’re doing well and have a great weekend.
God bless

Hey Big Dad!! Say hi to your son for me!!

Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩

Decided to take a rest day today for the first time in at least two weeks. And have been doing intense cardio basically every day. Starting to feel pretty juicy for the first time in about 6 months, which is good. But I still have kind of a belly and need to get rid of it asap.

Enjoying what you do is the key always, so forget about your belly for a while and just indulge in it!

Originally Posted By Legz422⏩

I'm good! Especially since it's Friday night and no work for 2 days. That's great you're enjoying being back at work. We have to go in 1-2 days a week and I hate it. I love working from home.
No travel time and being able to get stuff done on my lunch break. Plus being here with my old doggo.



Oh that's exciting!

I know what you mean...

I've been jogging during lunch break so that's the one thing about WFH I will miss.

I watch Prime Vids during the ride on a commuter train.

Originally Posted By Legz422⏩

Isn't she due in a couple weeks? Why do you think she's going to go into labor this weekend? Contractions?

I thought his son already was born...!?

Originally Posted By Exiled93⏩

Today was my last day at work for 2 weeks. Going on vacation for 4 days/3 nights in Vegas and then relaxing at home the rest of the time.


Reps for good Vegas things to do suggestions.

Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩

I luv you brah

I love you too, brother!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

Been spending a lot of time painting recently. 'Paint by numbers', not freestyle creative painting, but I am trying to get back into artwork after 20 years of not drawing/painting/modelling/woodwork.

Here is an example of my work.



About 85% finished.

Cook the man some eggs!

Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩

I had the worse shift I’ve had in decades. Up at 5 am , work at 7 am, got home after dodging animals on the highway at 1045 pm . Was a long day lol .
Watched YouTube for a few hours to wind down , then woke up at noon when someone phoned me .
I had to work on lines that are normally accessible via bucket truck, but had to use a 32’ ladder .
I have always been able to throw around a 28’ ladder ,but find a 32 is a bear to pack around the forest and erect .
Anyways survived I think , but still waiting for a stroke



For context , the dogs on these ladder were jammed , and I’m trying to figure out wtf is wrong .
The ladder is laying against the pole unextended , and I’m trying to hold the phone with one hand and record with the other as I pull up on the rope .
Well the top of the ladder comes off the pole and timber , all the while the bottom of the ladder bucks up in the air and hits my arm causing my phone to go for a ride

Hope you are alright...wow

Fortunately mine is a sitting-all-day job and unfortunately I got a Butt cheek callus.

Stay safe myOLDfriend!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩

Been spending a lot of time painting recently. 'Paint by numbers', not freestyle creative painting, but I am trying to get back into artwork after 20 years of not drawing/painting/modelling/woodwork.

Here is an example of my work.



About 85% finished.

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You should compare notes with lightsarefallin and tunafishha.

It seems misc has so many talented artists!!

Originally Posted By jreacher⏩

I love you man.

I'm glad that you were able to go back to work and see some friends.

I envy a lot of WFH people, but I can see it might get boring.

My oldest is preparing for college and I have a lot of other things on my mind constantly. I haven't been sleeping well in general. I try to do breathing exercises to relax which helps somewhat.

Yes, WFH is boring because of the lack of stress, quite ironically.

It seems we need the right amount of stress to feel alive.

On the other hand, you need less stress in order to see your future grandchildren's faces.

Do not forget to take care of yourself, my friend because your family will need you for a very long time.

*******

Good night misc!

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.

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Good morning misc!!

Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩

Will do bro! And not quite but hopefully very soon. Poor wife can never get comfortable lol.



Next Friday the 10th. She’s had a ton of Braxton hicks lately and a couple of other symptoms that point to birth in the next couple days at the latest.



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Darn, must be my old age... anyway, thrilled, aren't you! Take care ofthem!

Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10⏩

always mirin your positivity bro.
you bring a good vibe to this place!

/nuthug

Hey thanks, brother!! *nut hug*

Originally Posted By Postmort3m⏩

Lol you know the world has turned upside down when goingbackto the office is a good thing/ highlight

The world is fine, I'm an exception, a lonely old man shouldn't do WFH.

Originally Posted By Realclout⏩

Left a couple hours early on Friday. Got to the gym like two hours early. Going to spend some time with my dad today. All good besides my microwave breaking and sump pump failing last week....

The first day of my RTO was a training day, so the work started 10:00 but I woke up at 5:00 anyway so I lifted. CNS opened fire like a machingun, felt so good.

Wish it gets well soon, I mean yourmicrowave, LOL.

🌺 Lauren Brooks Kelly (snailsrus) - Jul 25, 1991 – Jan 29, 2022
Thread: RIP Snails : https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181070293&page=100

⭐ Samurai Break: 140kg(308lb) Failed Bench Press Recovery Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8eIkpZ29u0
⭐ Over 35 Journals > Samurai, Without Ever Having Felt Sorry For Itself:
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=4832373&page=200
📌 Please Call me Kaz, a 65-year-old 🥋 Karate Kid in Tokyo.