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post 1662388233 06-05-2022, 03:36 PM
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banged my gf at my parents house

And got caught — ****ing terrible boyos (ded fkn Srs)




My parents live nearby (15 min away)



So I see them prettt often. Every other weekend or so we go over to my parents house and BBQ and drink and ****, bring my dog to hang out etc


They love my gf so I bring her over typically


Today came over around 2pm to watch the rangers game and just enjoy the weather and ****


Started drinking with my pops and Gf, was complaining about my new job, getting advice from my old man etc


My parents decide to go walk their dog downtown which they do regularly, and it’s usually at least a 60 min walk



They leave, my gf starts rubbing my dink through my lulu shorts and I haven’t busted a nut in a few days so I’m into it

Start fingering her under her skirt in the living room which just ends up with me taking her into my Dads office shutting the door and bending her over


I’m like 3 min of steady pumping in before the door suddenly swings open and my Dad is standing there


My GF let’s our a shriek and pulls her underwear up


Oh ****kkkkkkkkkkk




My dad leaves and tells us to clean up and I can tell he’s embarrassed and pissed




My GF leaves the room to run to the bathroom and basically hide




My Dad comes back in and is ****ing PISSED




He walks up to my and legit puts his hands around my neck and sort of starts choking me




But then we start open mouth kissing and before I can really catch my breath his cock is in my mouth


I start sucking like a good little slut should and he just pounding my face. Just a minute later he squirts his fatherly seed down my throat and wishes me a happy Pride Month



Happy Pride Month boyos let’s enjoy this month! (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1662388353 06-05-2022, 03:37 PM
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Happy Pride month bro
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post 1662388403 06-05-2022, 03:38 PM
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jesus christ I read all that
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post 1662388673 06-05-2022, 03:42 PM
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Cheeky kent. ded FOOKING srs.

Love this for you king!

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post 1662388953 06-05-2022, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Realclout⏩
Cheeky kent. ded FOOKING srs.

Love this for you king!

It's a whiteboyLULU summer.
Legends wear LULU (ded fkn Srs)


good to see you boyo — can’t doubt the clout
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post 1662389123 06-05-2022, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
Legends wear LULU (ded fkn Srs)


good to see you boyo — can’t doubt the clout
Almost bought some LULU swim trunks a few months back DED fooking SRS.

My legs are to twinkish for their shorts but I am hitting them every Friday so hopefully they start looking thick, tight and joocy.

I wanna bag chicks with my flexing quads. SRS.

Hope all is well SRS.

DED fooking SRS.
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post 1662389153 06-05-2022, 03:50 PM
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Gay as fuk...but I have to admit I legit lold.
post 1662389163 06-05-2022, 03:50 PM
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The erection I had after the first sentence...became a throbbing beast when I got to the end. Thank you RLA. Now I just have to figure out what to do with this engorged member. Happy Gay Pride month Misc.
post 1662389233 06-05-2022, 03:51 PM
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pics of dad and gf. you know the rules boyo
post 1662389263 06-05-2022, 03:51 PM
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Damn Polaris and DDSF1 on spread

Hope you ****gerts are well (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1662389293 06-05-2022, 03:52 PM
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Damn you OP I read the whole thing..
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1662389383 06-05-2022, 03:53 PM
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post 1662389433 06-05-2022, 03:54 PM
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The only part where the gayness got a bit uncomfortable for me was the part with the Lulu shorts
post 1662389533 06-05-2022, 03:56 PM
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post 1662389643 06-05-2022, 03:57 PM
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Did read.
post 1662389653 06-05-2022, 03:57 PM
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Can confirm, I was girlfriend.
post 1662389803 06-05-2022, 03:59 PM
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I banged her at your parents too
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post 1662389853 06-05-2022, 04:00 PM
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post 1662389943 06-05-2022, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Can confirm, I was girlfriend.
Can confirm. I am fatherly seed.
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post 1662390033 06-05-2022, 04:03 PM
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post 1662390063 06-05-2022, 04:03 PM
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your parents sound like children

FFS

you are a grown ass man she is a grown ass woman and yall were behind closed doors

for him to barge in like that makes him sound liek an egotiostical prick who still wants power over you, a grown ass man. If he was worried about his office and how inappropriate it was he would have said something to you personally after.

Your dad sounds like a *******.
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post 1662390413 06-05-2022, 04:08 PM
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No pics huh
post 1662390433 06-05-2022, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
your parents sound like children

FFS

you are a grown ass man she is a grown ass woman and yall were behind closed doors

for him to barge in like that makes him sound liek an egotiostical prick who still wants power over you, a grown ass man. If he was worried about his office and how inappropriate it was he would have said something to you personally after.

Your dad sounds like a *******.
It’s true man idk where we take the relationship from here (ded fkn Srs)
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Thanks op. Busted a nut imagining you sucking your dads dink until he shot a massive load down your throat
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post 1662390803 06-05-2022, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
It’s true man idk where we take the relationship from here (ded fkn Srs)
same as with women

you have to show him you wont be treated like that, then he needs to decide if yall relationship is more important than his fragile ego

ded srs my dude

its for you and if he cant be a man enough to set his ego aside to respect you as a grown as man then **** him
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I was going to say that you were required to offer your Dad your GF as recompense, but he solved the problem in his own way.
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So this girl went from a virgin to a flat out sloot getting bent over in the office huh? almost as if she wasn't a virgin. Also should have let her join in with you and your dad
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