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post 1662565423 06-08-2022, 09:46 PM
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Got offered 25k to jerk an old's guy penor srs

Met a guy at the gym and one thing led to another and he offered 25k to jerk him off as a joke (I thought at first).

I was like You was m8? But he looked at me like I was stupid to say no to his offer. He said ¨I guess you're already rich¨, as he looked at my old running shoes like in disgust.

Anyways he insisted and said nobody will know and it doesn't make me a ***got. He said he's old and his greatest pleasure is to try to turn straight men into little twink by offering them money.

what do?
post 1662565753 06-08-2022, 09:55 PM
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easy solution, bring a pitbull to the meeting and let him loose once the dude gets his 2 incher out. Its GG for his penor and u get to keep 25k
post 1662565893 06-08-2022, 09:58 PM
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25k is 25k.

Make sure to get it up front though.
post 1662565923 06-08-2022, 09:59 PM
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you must look like a huge ****ggot for someone to feel comfortable asking you that
post 1662565983 06-08-2022, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
you must look like a huge ****ggot for someone to feel comfortable asking you that
Damn
post 1662566063 06-08-2022, 10:03 PM
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OP is actually a ph@ggot lmao

Bruh, what the hell do you mean 'what do'? HAHAAHHAHA OP IS A G@Y LORD IN THE CLOSET AND HE PRETENDS TO BE STRAIGHT BY COMING ON THE MISC


HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
post 1662566093 06-08-2022, 10:04 PM
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You'd be a ******* not to.
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post 1662566213 06-08-2022, 10:07 PM
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bro its just a handjob

id do it in a heart beat for 25k
Originally Posted By Gronnie⏩
You'd be a ******* not to.
this
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post 1662566273 06-08-2022, 10:09 PM
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Only a flamboyantly gay homo would refuse this offer
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1662566523 06-08-2022, 10:17 PM
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whisper in his ear: "I'll let you fukc me for 250k"

enjoy new lambo
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post 1662566823 06-08-2022, 10:25 PM
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Tell him you want some of the payment up front. Take the money and go NC
post 1662566873 06-08-2022, 10:28 PM
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so how do you plan to spend your 25k op?
post 1662567033 06-08-2022, 10:33 PM
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Not sure if serious at this thread. Yall would jerk old men for money? What the fkkkk
post 1662567103 06-08-2022, 10:36 PM
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easy 25k. just repeat "no h0mo" while you are doing it
post 1662567133 06-08-2022, 10:38 PM
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Let’s be honest here.

What really happened is you offered the guy 25K to let you jerk him off
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post 1662567213 06-08-2022, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By TugOfPeace⏩
that's actually not too bad LMAO. just look away and pretend you're fixing a broken tool or something

however I bet that guy won't let you get away with it that easy, he'll probably make you kneel and put your face right in front of it while you do it
Is that how you got the username? You sound very knowledgeable here
post 1662567443 06-08-2022, 10:49 PM
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That was a one-time offer and subject to non-disclosure as I explained


Consider the offer now revoked OP
post 1662568463 06-08-2022, 11:33 PM
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25k?

If you don't do it I will srs
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post 1662569233 06-09-2022, 12:16 AM
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you suck his cock the first time for free, to let him get a sample of the goods. then the next time he'll be willing to pay double and you can keep upping the price. don't ask me how i know it works.
post 1662569443 06-09-2022, 12:28 AM
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Imagine the smells
post 1662569453 06-09-2022, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted By BulkingIsHard⏩
whisper in his ear: "I'll let you fukc me for 250k"

enjoy new lambo
This or just do it for the 25k
post 1662569503 06-09-2022, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted By DrumsNotDead⏩
you suck his cock the first time for free, to let him get a sample of the goods. then the next time he'll be willing to pay double and you can keep upping the price. don't ask me how i know it works.
Ya they do this in the movie boiler room with stocks should be same with cawks
post 1662569643 06-09-2022, 12:36 AM
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Buy low, sell high
post 1662569663 06-09-2022, 12:36 AM
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25k? **** I’d finish him off a second time just for free

You gotta be gay actually if you say no (dead fkn srs)
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post 1662569833 06-09-2022, 12:44 AM
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Just tell him to close his eyes and then hire a gay dude to do it for $200. Pure profit, baby.
post 1662569953 06-09-2022, 12:48 AM
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25k is 25k.
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post 1662569973 06-09-2022, 12:48 AM
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wow, this really is a dying gay indian bodybuilding forum
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post 1662570583 06-09-2022, 01:14 AM
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Ask him how much to give him the succ
post 1662570803 06-09-2022, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
Met a guy at the gym and one thing led to another and he offered 25k to jerk him off as a joke (I thought at first).

I was like You was m8? But he looked at me like I was stupid to say no to his offer. He said ¨I guess you're already rich¨, as he looked at my old running shoes like in disgust.

Anyways he insisted and said nobody will know and it doesn't make me a ***got. He said he's old and his greatest pleasure is to try to turn straight men into little twink by offering them money.

what do?
tell him $50,000 for the jerk $75,000 for a blowie..
post 1662571263 06-09-2022, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
Met a guy at the gym and one thing led to another and he offered 25k to jerk him off as a joke (I thought at first).

I was like You was m8? But he looked at me like I was stupid to say no to his offer. He said ¨I guess you're already rich¨, as he looked at my old running shoes like in disgust.

Anyways he insisted and said nobody will know and it doesn't make me a ***got. He said he's old and his greatest pleasure is to try to turn straight men into little twink by offering them money.

what do?
Ran into a weirdo like this yesterday.















Fukkin ****gorts.
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