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Thread: Been telling women at bars I just graduated from DeVry University

post 1662644133 06-10-2022, 09:54 AM
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Been telling women at bars I just graduated from DeVry University

For claymation

It’s worked 100% of the time

Srs

“How do you pick up women”

Just lie to them about everything except for what matters.

Don’t lie about money / job ect

Just about mostly everything else until your so unreadable that they give you their number or just bang you srs
post 1662644523 06-10-2022, 10:00 AM
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LOL @ talking to women.
post 1662644923 06-10-2022, 10:08 AM
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I tell women I have a bachelor's in gender identity sensitivity. It's the only degree that matters in 2022.
post 1662645313 06-10-2022, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By SleepWithFan89⏩
For claymation
did you download some pics or videos of work onto your phone for when they asked to see your work?
Great MAGA King status

Bing Chilling
post 1662645853 06-10-2022, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Smithers115⏩
did you download some pics or videos of work onto your phone for when they asked to see your work?
No I just say I did a commercial for a out of town car dealership
post 1662646213 06-10-2022, 10:33 AM
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I wear a flight suit in the bars after the air show and tell sloots I’m a fighter pilot . If you can’t pull the sloots like that ,you’ve got uncorrectable issues
Back with my Fam
post 1662646443 06-10-2022, 10:39 AM
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I can't go to bars. I drink too much and get kicked out
post 1662646573 06-10-2022, 10:42 AM
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If you have the face you don’t need to lie about anything.
post 1662647373 06-10-2022, 10:56 AM
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okay brah. good luck. 10/10 post.
Weight Loss: Go carnivore or keto/low carb. Create calorie deficit. Buy packaged healthy meals if needed. Meat is good and heals, stop being lied to.

Youtube Dr. Shawn Baker to change your life today.
post 1662647553 06-10-2022, 10:59 AM
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I say I'm a chicken farmer....


and then when they don't believe me.. I say.. Why you don't think I can handle cock?

AYOOOOO everyone laughs 100% of the time.



inb4 sloots gonna sloot
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"No Pecs No Secks, Can't do a curl - won't get a girl" - Chengman
post 1662648583 06-10-2022, 11:18 AM
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I always told women that I make six figures....I didn't tell them that the first two numbers were zero.

Also when women say that they want guys with large penises, I always tell them that I have a 3.5-inch credit card and so far no woman has complained.
*Simplicity is the key to life*

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