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post 1662677343 06-10-2022, 10:17 PM
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Is taking a whore to your friends wedding kosher?

One of my best friends from my teenage years is get married in a few weeks and I was thinking of hiring a high class escort and taking her to the wedding with me. Wedding will happen in a different city were i hardly know anyone but him

What does the misc think, is it kosher? May take one of this 3 girl and pass her over as a casual date:






post 1662677463 06-10-2022, 10:21 PM
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I would absolutely do it

My next work Christmas party I’m finding the hottest whore and telling her to make up a story about her work etc and to say we’re dating

The 2k you have to spend is worth the clout from your colleagues

Take the hottest whore you can find to the wedding brah srs it’s fine
post 1662678523 06-10-2022, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I would absolutely do it

My next work Christmas party I’m finding the hottest whore and telling her to make up a story about her work etc and to say we’re dating

The 2k you have to spend is worth the clout from your colleagues

Take the hottest whore you can find to the wedding brah srs it’s fine
probably a 3-3.5k bill, but well worth it indeed. Easy to mogg 30 yr old guys married to 5/10s
post 1662679513 06-10-2022, 11:24 PM
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If he's gonna marry one, you may as well bring another one
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post 1662679823 06-10-2022, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
probably a 3-3.5k bill, but well worth it indeed. Easy to mogg 30 yr old guys married to 5/10s
Agreed Srs

There are a few strippers who are also whores at the stop club I frequent

Anyways my buddy who used to work in M and A brought one to his bonus party and she was a riot … he told me she was commenting on black cards, wanting to do coke in the washroom, hitting on mds

The 5k night got him promoted tho srs
post 1662679943 06-10-2022, 11:36 PM
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It's all fun and games until she's blowing someone else for a hundred bucks outside the venue

You gonna at least do a 2hr pre meet instead of just chancing it on the day?
post 1662680573 06-11-2022, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
Agreed Srs

There are a few strippers who are also whores at the stop club I frequent

Anyways my buddy who used to work in M and A brought one to his bonus party and she was a riot … he told me she was commenting on black cards, wanting to do coke in the washroom, hitting on mds

The 5k night got him promoted tho srs
holy fuk, hope u are trolling.

I couldnt imagine bringing hookers to a dinner with my MD, ayyy
Originally Posted By CaseinPoint⏩
It's all fun and games until she's blowing someone else for a hundred bucks outside the venue

You gonna at least do a 2hr pre meet instead of just chancing it on the day?
2 hrs? I have to fly any of this whores into the wedding location.

Its a done deal by the time u book them,
post 1662680803 06-11-2022, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
holy fuk, hope u are trolling.

I couldnt imagine bringing hookers to a dinner with my MD, ayyy
Lmao I couldn’t imagine either

It wasn’t me it was my good buddy

The thing is - his mds are all married to hot af wives but still fuk hookers on the dl so they could probably tell my boys girl was a hooker and respected it
post 1662680993 06-11-2022, 12:29 AM
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post 1662681093 06-11-2022, 12:35 AM
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No. Have some self respect, my dude. Either find a date or go solo and keep your dignity. SRS.
post 1662681123 06-11-2022, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
I would absolutely do it

My next work Christmas party I’m finding the hottest whore and telling her to make up a story about her work etc and to say we’re dating

The 2k you have to spend is worth the clout from your colleagues

Take the hottest whore you can find to the wedding brah srs it’s fine
There was this clip of Kevin Samuel's saying he did the exact same thing and I think he said he got a promotion because of it.

Edit: Found it

post 1662681133 06-11-2022, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
If he's gonna marry one, you may as well bring another one
lulzy, but true. sad.
post 1662681163 06-11-2022, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
No. Have some self respect, my dude. Either find a date or go solo and keep your dignity. SRS.
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post 1662681363 06-11-2022, 12:50 AM
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post 1662681453 06-11-2022, 12:56 AM
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Sounds pretty alpha. Do it.
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
No. Have some self respect, my dude. Either find a date or go solo and keep your dignity. SRS.
wtf man?

how will they find out she is a whore?
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Only on the 2022 misc is it considered alpha to pay thousands of dollars to pretend you have a gf for a day. We used to call this FA / incel back in the day.
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Only if you finger her ass while yelling MAZEL TOV! in front of everyone
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
wtf man?

how will they find out she is a whore?
Lets say she plays the part perfect, fine, but I am talking about you more than anything else. You will have hired a whore to be a date to lie to friends that she is a real date. My dude, brother, think how pathetic that is. Stand back and think about this. Your self respect is worth more than all the gold in the world. It does not matter if they ever find out, it is the fact that you actually did it that is lacking in self-respect and dignity. My two cents my man...
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
No. Have some self respect, my dude. Either find a date or go solo and keep your dignity. SRS.
This.

The best part about being single and going to a wedding is the single women who are going to be there. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but never take a random date, especially one you bought.
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Originally Posted By Sinan09400⏩
Only if you finger her ass while yelling MAZEL TOV! in front of everyone
shalom
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Father of the bride when speaking to OP "So, where did you two meet"

Escort (in broken English) "he pay me $200 per ho..."

*OP nudges escort in side*

Escort "I mean...we meet at cookery class, and from there it went."
Cook the man some eggs!
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
shalom
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
No. Have some self respect, my dude. Either find a date or go solo and keep your dignity. SRS.
This.
Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
probably a 3-3.5k bill, but well worth it indeed. Easy to mogg 30 yr old guys married to 5/10s
How is it worth it, and how is it mogging anyone other than the OP himself, for spending $$$ pretending he has something that he doesn't?
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Originally Posted By SPP1⏩
This.

The best part about being single and going to a wedding is the single women who are going to be there. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, but never take a random date, especially one you bought.
Exactly, too many guys around here who don't know how to talk to women without paying for them.

Weddings are a great place to meet single women.
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Do they even have jews in Mexico?
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
wtf man?

how will they find out she is a whore?
Well if she starts asking the male guests if they want a quick bj for 50 bucks that might not be a good sign
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