Wait so you drove drunk and the police got called but they couldn’t smell the alcohol or realize you were drunk? Wot

This

All of this

except for the vaping part but that’s just me, idgaf about that chit so i don’t care either way lol but the rest of the advice is A1 OP

Srs why is it such a rampant thing nowadays for men to become simps over pu55y?

LMAO i will never understand this

Dudes out here in 2022 acting like pu55y is some ultra rare commodity

i can tell you're powerless with women if you actually block their numbers lol

most of the responses in this thread are miscers trying to lash out vicariously as a result of getting nuked by gals in their own lives

show me on the doll where they hurt you lmao

all emotion is weakness

mind blown that she was so batch*t insane she called the cops on you

what was her reasoning for doing that, if you say you were very calm (were you..?)

like, did she call the cops cos she was pissed you called her out..?

i dont get it

What part of bitches be crazy are you not getting, breverage

What part of bitches be crazy are you not getting, breverage

What part of bitches be crazy are you not getting, breverage

A karen once called them on me. They refused to come, so she went to the station herself. They arrested her.

even the craziest cluster b chick i know wouldn't do this though, cos she could just get out the car and leave the situation

its not like youre in her car/house and not leaving

If this mental bish was refusing to GTFO of OP's vehicle, why not just force her out? Seems pretty weak to let her just sit there running her mouth.

Trying to drag and lift out a crazy bish out of a car is bound to end wrong. She'll just escalate and keep confronting OP.

Assuming she's on that conscious time

wow crazy fking night boyos LMAO

-was still pissed and got drunk b4 i went to pick her up
-the concert was scheduled to start at 9 and she wasn't ready til 9:30
-when she came into the car we talked a bit and i was probing her questions regarding this "colleague"
-somthing seemed off and i'm usually pretty good at telling when people are lying, she was looking down the whole time talking about this colleague, said they were celebrating a colleague leaving for his last day of work today but she seemed pretty uncomfortable and kept rushing me to drive
-then i said "give me my cable back" (for a vape that I 'gave' to her last week after our last date)
-she went back into the house and when she came back she gave me a micro-USB cable instead of the usb-c cable i gave her. which is funny cause we even tested the usb-c cable i gave her back at my place cause she really needed a cord for her vape and it worked for her vape, yet she somehow forgets and gives me a micro-usb cable instead? (she's broke, but I knew immediately she was stealing my chit. and I am a huge gamer/gaming pc person so I know my phucking cables)
-immediately caught her lying and told her to GTFO the car, said very very calmly "please get out"
-she wouldn't GTFO the car and starts throwing a hissy fit and was in denial i was lying to her, she called the cops while in my car, trapping me in
-lied to the cops saying I threatened to kill her and "I" was the one holding her hostage in the car
-cops came, I told the truth, de-escalated the situation and we both went home. obv I didn't do anything illegal and she was frantically trying so hard to convince the cops i was some psychopath/sociopath that was trying to kill her. (thank jeeeesus the cops were men and understood my situation immediately and could tell she was bat chit crazy)

It all happened SO FAST but my initial plan was to probe her questions and see if she was lying about the 'dinner with colleague' in the first place. When I asked her she kept looking down and wouldn't give me eye contact, almost as if she was shameful (probably lying). My next immediate plan was to see if she was even faithful about the vape cord I gave her, so I kindly asked for it back. And when she came back into the car with the wrong cable I knew she was lying about everything.

During her tirade / mental breakdown on the phone w/ the cop (she was half talking chit to me/half talking to the cops) she admitted to me that the ex that physically assaulted to her recently apologized to her (idk why she said that or what led to her saying that). So what I think is really going on was she's been secretly seeing her ex that used to abuse the phuck out of her (and they're currently in court too). her IG stories have been a lot of 'dinner' pics with no people in it so I'm assuming she's been re-dating her ex cause girls have clingy issues with guys that used to abuse them is my guess. explains why she was looking down in the car and uncomfortable/shameful when I asked her about "colleague" cause she knows it's wrong to date an abusive ex and doesn't know wtf to do with her life.

Just lol at people still giving advice when OP already made his moves and the concert was yesterday.

Read back a few pages boyos

Just lol at people still giving advice when OP already made his moves and the concert was yesterday.

Read back a few pages boyos

The other day I saw the same stuff. Difference being the OP was banned and the thread was made in 2012.

lol'd. while true, i'm not getting how SHE trapped HIM in the car, like he claims. And he was drunk? Whole story reeks