- Allana Luke, 23, first met Jeff Winn, 56, on Tinder back in 2020, and by the second date he was flying her out to Marbella for her birthday

- It was on this trip that they declared their love for each other, and shortly after Allana moved into Jeff’s 11-bed mansion in Newcastle, UK

- Since then, the 56-year-old has bought Allana an Audi, a Rolex watch, designer handbags and a number of holidays in places such as Barbados. They are now engaged.

- Allana said “People automatically assume I am just another girl after his money. But I would still be with Jeff even if he lost the house and went bankrupt”

- “The assumption that Jeff showers me with money in exchange for my pink flesh purse and nipples is frankly insulting. I have never met a man who understands me. We get on so well and we share great banter”

- Jeff, 56, said “She’s more than a tight arse and pretty face. She is my rock and we are going from strength to strength”

pink flesh purse lol

Mirin dat pink flesh purse


hopefully he's gettin a prenup

Wood.

Lol, this won't end well

I can hear the 40+ year old dry vagina crew getting upset

She's hot. Mirin'

enjoy your time fella......................just do not marry the gold digging hoooerr

BooksKoepka does not approve of this sloot, neither do I.

Damn 56 too so not dying anytime soon. I understand when it’s some 80 year old oil tycoon or something, at most you’re waiting a decade then his money is all yours

The Art dealer who sold her picture on for $1.7m is a legend

She'll be grinding rat poison in his ovaltine on a daily

hank schrader doing well for himself

I would really like to know what Dean Norris did to prepare for his role as ASAC Schrader in AMC's hit series, "Breaking Bad". It has been rumored that he took various supplements and ran a powerlifting routine to cultivate the necessary mass to play this rugged character; a character that drove women absolutely wild. I'm not gay, but I can't help but be transfixed by his body while watching the show. I look at that physique and I see raw power. I'd estimate he can bench 550+ raw easy and OHP 400+ raw. Can't see his legs, but judging by the thickness in his back I'm thinking he's a 700+ raw puller. If his legs are on par with his brutish upper body, then there's no doubt in my mind he squats 800+ raw. Hank Schrader could bend you into a human pretzel with one hand while completely satisfying your woman in a way you couldn't ever satisfy her with the other. Those frying pan hands and thick, powerful sausage fingers are capable of bringing absolute pleasure and unimaginable pain.

Who gives a chit if shes only there for the money.

If Hank Schroeder is happy. And getting his dink sucked by a PRIME HBB. Then they're both winning

Without the money he would.be living in misery having only expired whales as options.

Mirin' the situation but damn bruh is dumb af for getting the state involved. Isnt the UK harder on men in the divorce than the US too?

Honestly if I was 56 and single I would do the same thing. I’m not settling for a 30+ year old hag with baggage. I already know what’s up, it is what it is.

She just needs to divorce him to get half his chit, then she can repeat with another rich guy.No it is usually much better, default is 50/50 with no alimony.

That is a flat out lie, just look at the pictures you can tell she is playing him.

Sloots are never yours, it’s just your turn. Turn them upside down and their all sisters

Lol I was waiting to see which euphemisms OP would insert into the article

Not disappointed with pink flesh purse

[Jamie Foxx:]
She take my money when I'm in need
Yeah, she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh, she's a gold digger
Way over town that digs on me

[Kanye West (Jamie Foxx):]
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke *****s
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke *****s
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head

[Kanye West:]
Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm
She said, "I can tell you rock, I can tell by your charm
Far as girls, you got a flock
I can tell by your charm and your arm"
But I'm lookin' for the one, have you seen her?
My psychic told me she'll have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
And I gotta take all they bad asses to ShowBiz?
Okay, get your kids, but then they got their friends
I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din' and then I had to pay
If you ****in' with this girl, then you better be paid
You know why? It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend said she used to **** with Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love her

[Kanye West (Jamie Foxx):]
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke *****s
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke *****s
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head

[Kanye West:]
Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got one of your kids, got you for eighteen years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby mama car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV any given Sunday
Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy your shorty Tyco with your money
She went to the doctor, got lipo with your money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with your money
Should've got that insured, Geico for your money
If you ain't no punk
Holla, "We want prenup! We want prenup!" (Yeah!)
It's somethin' that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass, she gon' leave with half
Eighteen years, eighteen years
And on the 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?

[Kanye West (Jamie Foxx):]
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke *****s
(She give me money) Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
(When I'm in need) But she ain't messin' with no broke *****s
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head

[Kanye West:]
Now, I ain't sayin' you're a gold digger, you got needs
You don't want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, he can't pay, y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes
This week he moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So stick by his side
I know there's dudes ballin', and yeah, that's nice
And they gonna keep callin' and tryin', but you stay right, girl
And when he get on, he'll leave yo' ass for a white girl

[Kanye West (Jamie Foxx):]
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head, get down
(I gotta leave) Get down girl, go 'head

[Kanye West:]
Let me hear that back

What you gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk?

[Fergie:]
I'ma get-get-get-get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely little lumps, check it out!

[Fergie (will.I.am):]
I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely, they buy me all these iceys
Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharing all their money
Got me wearin' fly gear but I ain't asking
They say they love my ass in Seven Jeans, True Religion
I say "No," but they keep giving
So I keep on taking, and no, I ain't taken
We can keep on dating, I keep on demonstrating my love (Love)
My love, my love, my love (Love)
You love my lady lumps (Love)
My hump, my hump, my hump (Love)
My humps they got you

She's got me spending (Ooh)
Spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending (Ooh)
Spending all your money on me
On-on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get-get-get-get you drunk
Get you love drunk of my hump
What you gonna do with all that ass
All that ass inside 'em jeans?
I'ma make-make-make-make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream!
'Cause of my hump (Huh?)
My hump, my hump, my hump (What?)
My hump, my hump, my hump (Huh?)
My lovely lady lumps, check it out

[Will.I.am:]
I met a girl down at the disco
She said "Hey, hey, hey, yeah, let's go
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time, not money
And mix your milk with my Coco Puffs
Milky, milky coco
Mix your milk with my Coco Puffs
Milky, milky, right"

[Fergie (will.I.am):]
They say I'm really sexy
The boys, they wanna sex me
They always standing next to me
Always dancing next to me
Tryna feel my hump, hump
Looking at my lump, lump
You can look, but you can't touch it
If you touch it, I'ma start some drama
You don't want no drama
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand, boy
You ain't my man, boy
I'm just tryna dance, boy
And move my hump
My hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely lady lumps (Love)
My lovely lady lumps (Love)
My lovely lady lumps (Love)
In the back and in the front (love)
My loving got you

She's got me spending (Ooh)
Spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending (Ooh)
Spending all your money on me
On-on me, on me

[Will.I.am (Fergie):]
What you gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk?
(I'ma get-get-get-get you drunk)
(Get you love drunk of my hump)
What you gon' do with all that ass
All that ass inside 'em jeans?
(I'ma make-make-make-make you scream)
(Make you scream, make you scream)
What you gon' do with all that junk
All that junk inside that trunk?
(I'ma get-get-get-get you drunk)
(Get you love drunk off this hump)
What you gon' do with all that breast
All that breast inside that shirt?
(I'ma make-make-make-make you work)
(Make you work, work, make you work)

[Fergie (will.I.am):]
She's got me spending (Ooh)
Spending all your money on me
And spending time on me
She's got me spending (Ooh)
Spending all your money on me
On-on me, on me

[Will.I.am:]
So real, so real, so real, so real
So real, so real, so real, so real
So real, so real, so real, so real
So real, so real, so real, so real
So real

to be fair, if she married a poor man you'd call her vapid. If she chose not to have sex you'd call her frigid. If she decided to do anything at all with her life, you'd be there, prick in hand, yapping out some other insult.

If I'm old and fat and single I hope I can find a gold digger too. My money for her youth. Perfect trade. Just LOL if you think these men are idiots and don't know what's really happening.

Calm your pink flesh purse down woman

the dumbass thing about this is that you fail to see that humans are turds. Women don't hold the monopoly on dickish behavior. You say this to get chumsy with the other males but that's just as false as every other kind of friendship, buddy.