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post 1663362853 06-24-2022, 06:37 AM
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- The year is 1965 and you are a 18 year old white male living in California.

- The year is 1965 and you are a 18 year old white male living in California.

- You enjoy the sun and the rich landscape while listening to the radio about new cultural developments and product innovations fueled by the USA's accelerated post WWII growth.

- You get drafted to stop the spread of communism in Vietnam and its neighbouring territories.

- You execute filthy communists with a roaring combat attitude whilst burning them alive with napalm.

- You come back and decide to enrol in free Medical school as opposed to staying in the army where people with lesser potential remain to be told what to do and be expendable resources for profits.

- As you are getting paid extraordinary amounts alongside dentists in a private, unregulated as of yet market, you get a nice flashback of how you were conquering other men and establishing your authority over them.

- This, coupled with your bulletproof coffee, bacon and eggs breakfast combo this morning, raises your testosterone even further.

- You get aroused as a result and you get it on with one of the many hot, well-kept Vietnamese immigrant nurses who came to the USA for a better life and already have the image of you being their superior saviour.

- After work you come back home greeted by your submissive white wife, who is trying to emulate Merlyn Monroe by keeping in shape and being preppy, whilst also making sure the kids and house are well looked after.

- You eat her home cooked steak and vegetables that she bought from the fresh homegrown produce market.

- You have a quick look at the newspaper to see that America is still winning and to see if there are some properties advertised for dirt cheap relative to your income to add to your 10 house portfolio.

- You decide to call it a day and screw your wife without caring about her pleasure.

- You fall asleep dreaming about the greatness of America.
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
post 1663362953 06-24-2022, 06:40 AM
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then your son grows up

post 1663363023 06-24-2022, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TheGoldenBull
then your son grows up

truth
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post 1663363043 06-24-2022, 06:42 AM
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[QUOTE=TheGoldenBull post_id=1663362953]then your son grows up

[img]https://i.cbc.ca/1.4466791.1514497691!/fileImage/httpImage/image.JPG_gen/derivatives/16x9_940/hellvetika.JPG[img][/QUOTE]That would be your grandson and if you were as lucky as in the OP, you would be dead by that time hopefully. Otherwise, fact pill.

That being said, that life is already long gone. It is over.
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muslim after you get married
post 1663363063 06-24-2022, 06:42 AM
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Just emailed this to my wife with zero context
post 1663363293 06-24-2022, 06:50 AM
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Or...

-The year is 1965 and you are an 18 year old white male in California.

-You live in urban poverty because your father was killed in World War II and your mother became a basket case with zero skills to support the family, so you had to start working at 12 to support her and yourself.

-The neighborhood is inflicted with racial tensions, riots, hatred. You get beat up by the new neighbors on the way to school.

-You get drafted to Vietnam under false pretenses after LBJ stages a false flag.

-Fly to Vietnam and spend 4 years in a combat zone watching your friends get killed one by one. You become a desensitized animal and start raping innocent civilians.

-One day your helicopter gets shot down and you are captured by the Viet Cong, tortured to the point of becoming a paraplegic. You also develop severe PTSD and suffer from hallucinations.

-You’re finally freed when the war ends, but can no longer work because of your physical and mental handicaps. You get approved for $50/week disability checks.

-Some fat whale home care nurse pities you, decides to ride your cawk. You agree because she’s the best you can get. You knock her up.

-She pumps out your kid. He turns out to be mentally retarded because your genetics were poisoned by agent orange back in ‘Nam.

-Child dies at 18 months. Sloot leaves you from depression.

-You balloon up to 440 lbs from immobility. End up having a heart attack at 39 years old.

-The government doesn’t even give you the courtesy of spitting on your grave for your service.

-Rest in piss.
post 1663363433 06-24-2022, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
Or...

-The year is 1965 and you are an 18 year old white male in California.

-You live in urban poverty because your father was killed in World War II and your mother became a basket case with zero skills to support the family, so you had to start working at 12 to support her and yourself.

-The neighborhood is inflicted with racial tensions, riots, hatred. You get beat up by the new neighbors on the way to school.

-You get drafted to Vietnam under false pretenses after LBJ stages a false flag.

-Fly to Vietnam and spend 4 years in a combat zone watching your friends get killed one by one. You become a desensitized animal and start raping innocent civilians.

-One day your helicopter gets shot down and you are captured by the Viet Cong, tortured to the point of becoming a paraplegic. You also develop severe PTSD and suffer from hallucinations.

-You’re finally freed when the war ends, but can no longer work because of your physical and mental handicaps. You get approved for $50/week disability checks.

-Some fat whale home care nurse pities you, decides to ride your cawk. You agree because she’s the best you can get. You knock her up.

-She pumps out your kid. He turns out to be mentally retarded because your genetics were poisoned by agent orange back in ‘Nam.

-Child dies at 18 months. Sloot leaves you from depression.

-You balloon up to 440 lbs from immobility. End up having a heart attack at 39 years old.

-The government doesn’t even give you the courtesy of spitting on your grave for your service.

-Rest in piss.
read it to this soundtrack


post 1663363523 06-24-2022, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs
- You decide to call it a day and screw your wife without caring about her pleasure.
- Her pussay feels extra joocy tonight from the load Juan the gardener dropped in her while you were at work, tomorrow she will be hooking up with Pablo the pool boy since he loves going down on her.
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post 1663363663 06-24-2022, 06:59 AM
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You could romanticise any time period like this by leaving out the negatives. Growing up in the 80's or 90's> growing up in the 50's and 60's.
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post 1663364423 06-24-2022, 07:19 AM
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Growing up in the early 90s was goat. Everything changed after 2001.
Survival. When the jungle tears itself down and builds itself into something new. Guys like you and me, we end up dead. Doesn’t really mean anything. Or, if we happen to live through it, well that doesn’t mean anything either.
post 1663364493 06-24-2022, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By TheGoldenBull
then your son grows up

Could be worsen and have a hapa son

post 1663364773 06-24-2022, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
Or...

-The year is 1965 and you are an 18 year old white male in California.

-You live in urban poverty because your father was killed in World War II and your mother became a basket case with zero skills to support the family, so you had to start working at 12 to support her and yourself.

-The neighborhood is inflicted with racial tensions, riots, hatred. You get beat up by the new neighbors on the way to school.

-You get drafted to Vietnam under false pretenses after LBJ stages a false flag.

-Fly to Vietnam and spend 4 years in a combat zone watching your friends get killed one by one. You become a desensitized animal and start raping innocent civilians.

-One day your helicopter gets shot down and you are captured by the Viet Cong, tortured to the point of becoming a paraplegic. You also develop severe PTSD and suffer from hallucinations.

-You’re finally freed when the war ends, but can no longer work because of your physical and mental handicaps. You get approved for $50/week disability checks.

-Some fat whale home care nurse pities you, decides to ride your cawk. You agree because she’s the best you can get. You knock her up.

-She pumps out your kid. He turns out to be mentally retarded because your genetics were poisoned by agent orange back in ‘Nam.

-Child dies at 18 months. Sloot leaves you from depression.

-You balloon up to 440 lbs from immobility. End up having a heart attack at 39 years old.

-The government doesn’t even give you the courtesy of spitting on your grave for your service.

-Rest in piss.
A dismal read, but probably more likely than OP's rose-tinted 'Land of the Great' fantasy.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1663364813 06-24-2022, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator
Could be worsen and have a hapa son

at least he didn't take it up the ass
post 1663365263 06-24-2022, 07:37 AM
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-The year is 1965 and you are an 18 year old white male in California.
-Your parents drive a 1945 bucket of rust that smokes like a tuc tuc.
-Your goals of 1966 are to drive a 1939 Ford Pho full of brainless sluts that never heard of an atom.
-....life is goat.
post 1663367353 06-24-2022, 08:19 AM
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lol @ idolizing a useless garbage drafted war.

that's not it mane.
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post 1663368073 06-24-2022, 08:29 AM
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Wow, America really does suck in 2022
post 1663373443 06-24-2022, 09:45 AM
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Nice dream.

What happened most times though was you came back from the war scarred from what you saw and did.

You took up drinking and drugs as your main past time while trying to get work as a mechanic or sweeping the floor somewhere. You got your g/f pregnant and pretty much were stuck with it. At 30 you still didnt have it together but you did what you could working two jobs to barely feed your growing family.

The best part is you endured and scraped out a living and today you get to hear young kids tell you how rich you were and had it made and everything was served to you on a silver platter and all you had to do was pump gas one day a week to afford a mansion. Oh yeah, and how you screwed up the economy too and somehow are responsible for high college tuition.

On the bright side, you know that those same kids saying this stuff will have kids who will say the same things about their generation.
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post 1663373863 06-24-2022, 09:51 AM
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Rose tinted glasses
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585
Or...

-The year is 1965 and you are an 18 year old white male in California.

-You live in urban poverty because your father was killed in World War II and your mother became a basket case with zero skills to support the family, so you had to start working at 12 to support her and yourself.

-The neighborhood is inflicted with racial tensions, riots, hatred. You get beat up by the new neighbors on the way to school.

-You get drafted to Vietnam under false pretenses after LBJ stages a false flag.

-Fly to Vietnam and spend 4 years in a combat zone watching your friends get killed one by one. You become a desensitized animal and start raping innocent civilians.

-One day your helicopter gets shot down and you are captured by the Viet Cong, tortured to the point of becoming a paraplegic. You also develop severe PTSD and suffer from hallucinations.

-You’re finally freed when the war ends, but can no longer work because of your physical and mental handicaps. You get approved for $50/week disability checks.

-Some fat whale home care nurse pities you, decides to ride your cawk. You agree because she’s the best you can get. You knock her up.

-She pumps out your kid. He turns out to be mentally retarded because your genetics were poisoned by agent orange back in ‘Nam.

-Child dies at 18 months. Sloot leaves you from depression.

-You balloon up to 440 lbs from immobility. End up having a heart attack at 39 years old.

-The government doesn’t even give you the courtesy of spitting on your grave for your service.

-Rest in piss.
Nah I like the OP better
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663374003 06-24-2022, 09:53 AM
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If I were a young man in 1965 I sure as hell would do everything I could to avoid getting drafted to fight in Vietnam.... **** that sh/t, I ain't getting my legs blown off over some pointless war that only serves the elites.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1663374353 06-24-2022, 10:00 AM
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post 1663374653 06-24-2022, 10:05 AM
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Every day I am thankful that I didn't end up being white like my mom's side.
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post 1663376453 06-24-2022, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By TheGoldenBull
then your son grows up

This is what demons look like 100% srs
post 1663376593 06-24-2022, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus
If I were a young man in 1965 I sure as hell would do everything I could to avoid getting drafted to fight in Vietnam.... **** that sh/t, I ain't getting my legs blown off over some pointless war that only serves the elites.
the problem with this, while I agree with the personal sentiment, is that your brothers and friends and their brothers and friends are all going over there to get their legs blown off, and maybe it wouldn't happen if you were there. Maybe this could all end much sooner if you and others like you didn't run from the fight.

this was the type of thikning that caused so many nazi's to do what they did in their inhumane ways. Do this thing, if you dont, your brother will have to do it.
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