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Iphones are ghey af. Just got one for work
1)Swipe gestures are ghey and annoying af. samsung gives you the option to turn off swipe gestures.
2) Super lame there's no universal back button or open app button. This means i can't use my phone with one hand as the back button is in different places depending on the app and many times at the top.
3) Battery doesn't last as long although it's close, it's still a downgrade from the s21
4) Apple pay doesn't work for chit meanwhile Samsung pay works on literally every credit card terminal. Brb havent needed a physical credit since 2019 cus of samsung pay
5) can't have two copies of the same app via secure folder. Brb no double tinder account for when i travel.
6) Can't download apps not accessible via apple store like cinema. Brb can't watch new movies and cast to tv anymore.
also the round edges are ghey and cartoonish looking but that obviously is a minor issue and subjective so wont list it
It's only in the US where every **** thinks it's cool or some kind of flex to use an iPhone. starting to think these retards who buy these overpriced iphones but never used an Android are legit dumb.
someone pls help me understand why these gay phones are so popular in the US?
2) Super lame there's no universal back button or open app button. This means i can't use my phone with one hand as the back button is in different places depending on the app and many times at the top.
3) Battery doesn't last as long although it's close, it's still a downgrade from the s21
4) Apple pay doesn't work for chit meanwhile Samsung pay works on literally every credit card terminal. Brb havent needed a physical credit since 2019 cus of samsung pay
5) can't have two copies of the same app via secure folder. Brb no double tinder account for when i travel.
6) Can't download apps not accessible via apple store like cinema. Brb can't watch new movies and cast to tv anymore.
also the round edges are ghey and cartoonish looking but that obviously is a minor issue and subjective so wont list it
It's only in the US where every **** thinks it's cool or some kind of flex to use an iPhone. starting to think these retards who buy these overpriced iphones but never used an Android are legit dumb.
someone pls help me understand why these gay phones are so popular in the US?
07-01-2022, 02:15 PM
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where my icucks at
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only the best selling phone in history. totally ghey and difficult to use
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07-01-2022, 02:23 PM
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meh iphones were cool pre 2012, apple hasn't innovated since the 6+
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Originally Posted By MonsieurWhite⏩
lol classic icuck.only the best selling phone in history. totally ghey and difficult to use
just listed tangible reasons as to why its worse yet you bring up the sales as the defense
07-01-2022, 02:27 PM
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switched to iphone in 2020 after 10 years of using exclusively samsung android phones and i'm never going back (srs)
come at me bro
samsung has excellent hardware but garbage software and the whole thing is a bloated mess. wish it was still just as easy to install custom ROMs and stock android like it was in the early days of android. i remember wiping my galaxy s1 (yes samsung OG here) and installing a stock android custom ROM the day i got my phone and it was brilliant.
my last android phone was a galaxy s8 that worked great at first but after a couple of years the battery became chit, the phone became extremely slow, and i started noticing ads in some of the stock samsung apps, which was apparently an issue with even the newer samsung phones at the time.
undoubtedly the worst part was video recording. even within 1-2 years of getting it, the phone would stutter whenever i tried to record 4k video. insane lag and the video would look like a flipbook with all the dropped frames. meanwhile my relatives had iphones that were even older and cheaper than the samsung that were still recording 4k video flawlessly years later.
come at me bro
samsung has excellent hardware but garbage software and the whole thing is a bloated mess. wish it was still just as easy to install custom ROMs and stock android like it was in the early days of android. i remember wiping my galaxy s1 (yes samsung OG here) and installing a stock android custom ROM the day i got my phone and it was brilliant.
my last android phone was a galaxy s8 that worked great at first but after a couple of years the battery became chit, the phone became extremely slow, and i started noticing ads in some of the stock samsung apps, which was apparently an issue with even the newer samsung phones at the time.
undoubtedly the worst part was video recording. even within 1-2 years of getting it, the phone would stutter whenever i tried to record 4k video. insane lag and the video would look like a flipbook with all the dropped frames. meanwhile my relatives had iphones that were even older and cheaper than the samsung that were still recording 4k video flawlessly years later.
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People only use them b/c they think it helps them fit it. They're extremely boring, subpar devices really. They do ok at games (if that's your thing) and iMessage is cool, outside of that they are just a bunch of shyt copied from Android. And apple is a complete fuking libtard of a company. Imagine giving them money. You've been cucked and you have the phone of a teenaged girl.
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Originally Posted By psai⏩
brah sounds like you just got a lemon. i still have a 4 yr samsung s10 that works perfect and the video quality is decent, iphone video quality was better back in the day from what i remember. the samsung in 2022 video quality is actually better than the iphones when you compare spec to spec.switched to iphone in 2020 after 10 years of using exclusively samsung android phones and i'm never going back (srs)
come at me bro
samsung has excellent hardware but garbage software and the whole thing is a bloated mess. wish it was still just as easy to install custom ROMs and stock android like it was in the early days of android. i remember wiping my galaxy s1 (yes samsung OG here) and installing a stock android custom ROM the day i got my phone and it was brilliant.
my last android phone was a galaxy s8 that worked great at first but after a couple of years the battery became chit, the phone became extremely slow, and i started noticing ads in some of the stock samsung apps, which was apparently an issue with even the newer samsung phones at the time.
undoubtedly the worst part was video recording. even within 1-2 years of getting it, the phone would stutter whenever i tried to record 4k video. insane lag and the video would look like a flipbook with all the dropped frames. meanwhile my relatives had iphones that were even older and cheaper than the samsung that were still recording 4k video flawlessly years later.
come at me bro
samsung has excellent hardware but garbage software and the whole thing is a bloated mess. wish it was still just as easy to install custom ROMs and stock android like it was in the early days of android. i remember wiping my galaxy s1 (yes samsung OG here) and installing a stock android custom ROM the day i got my phone and it was brilliant.
my last android phone was a galaxy s8 that worked great at first but after a couple of years the battery became chit, the phone became extremely slow, and i started noticing ads in some of the stock samsung apps, which was apparently an issue with even the newer samsung phones at the time.
undoubtedly the worst part was video recording. even within 1-2 years of getting it, the phone would stutter whenever i tried to record 4k video. insane lag and the video would look like a flipbook with all the dropped frames. meanwhile my relatives had iphones that were even older and cheaper than the samsung that were still recording 4k video flawlessly years later.
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Originally Posted By psai⏩
AOSP crew ?switched to iphone in 2020 after 10 years of using exclusively samsung android phones and i'm never going back (srs)
come at me bro
samsung has excellent hardware but garbage software and the whole thing is a bloated mess. wish it was still just as easy to install custom ROMs and stock android like it was in the early days of android. i remember wiping my galaxy s1 (yes samsung OG here) and installing a stock android custom ROM the day i got my phone and it was brilliant.
my last android phone was a galaxy s8 that worked great at first but after a couple of years the battery became chit, the phone became extremely slow, and i started noticing ads in some of the stock samsung apps, which was apparently an issue with even the newer samsung phones at the time.
undoubtedly the worst part was video recording. even within 1-2 years of getting it, the phone would stutter whenever i tried to record 4k video. insane lag and the video would look like a flipbook with all the dropped frames. meanwhile my relatives had iphones that were even older and cheaper than the samsung that were still recording 4k video flawlessly years later.
come at me bro
samsung has excellent hardware but garbage software and the whole thing is a bloated mess. wish it was still just as easy to install custom ROMs and stock android like it was in the early days of android. i remember wiping my galaxy s1 (yes samsung OG here) and installing a stock android custom ROM the day i got my phone and it was brilliant.
my last android phone was a galaxy s8 that worked great at first but after a couple of years the battery became chit, the phone became extremely slow, and i started noticing ads in some of the stock samsung apps, which was apparently an issue with even the newer samsung phones at the time.
undoubtedly the worst part was video recording. even within 1-2 years of getting it, the phone would stutter whenever i tried to record 4k video. insane lag and the video would look like a flipbook with all the dropped frames. meanwhile my relatives had iphones that were even older and cheaper than the samsung that were still recording 4k video flawlessly years later.
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Originally Posted By Goat_187⏩
considering how popular the iphones are it calls for a discussion so ppl can be awared theyre getting ripped off at leastLulz, it's just a phone ****g@t. Use the one you prefer and "dear diary" somewhere else.
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I had an iPhone a few years ago. After 8 months I couldn't take it anymore and switched back to android.
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Switched from Samsung to IPhone last year and will NEVER go back.
I had every galaxy from the s3 to the s21 ultra.
The apple ecosystem destroys samsung. Apple Watch, iPad Pro, AirPods and iCloud all work together seamlessly. I can be looking at a page on safari on my phone and open my iPad while taking a chit and it opens the exact same page.
My iPhone 13 pro max takes better videos and pics than my samsung more consistently and with much higher speed.
Face ID login for literally every website and app is 10x more convenient than having to type in passwords or pins. I don’t have to remember ANY passwords.
Also, I fly constantly and my iPhone automatically adds boarding pass to the Lock Screen and It’s always there with one tap on the screen.
iPhone just makes everything easier
I had every galaxy from the s3 to the s21 ultra.
The apple ecosystem destroys samsung. Apple Watch, iPad Pro, AirPods and iCloud all work together seamlessly. I can be looking at a page on safari on my phone and open my iPad while taking a chit and it opens the exact same page.
My iPhone 13 pro max takes better videos and pics than my samsung more consistently and with much higher speed.
Face ID login for literally every website and app is 10x more convenient than having to type in passwords or pins. I don’t have to remember ANY passwords.
Also, I fly constantly and my iPhone automatically adds boarding pass to the Lock Screen and It’s always there with one tap on the screen.
iPhone just makes everything easier
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
Once your IQ improves it becomes easier to use.1)Swipe gestures are ghey and annoying af. samsung gives you the option to turn off swipe gestures.
2) Super lame there's no universal back button or open app button. This means i can't use my phone with one hand as the back button is in different places depending on the app and many times at the top.
3) Battery doesn't last as long although it's close, it's still a downgrade from the s21
4) Apple pay doesn't work for chit meanwhile Samsung pay works on literally every credit card terminal. Brb havent needed a physical credit since 2019 cus of samsung pay
5) can't have two copies of the same app via secure folder. Brb no double tinder account for when i travel.
6) Can't download apps not accessible via apple store like cinema. Brb can't watch new movies and cast to tv anymore.
also the round edges are ghey and cartoonish looking but that obviously is a minor issue and subjective so wont list it
It's only in the US where every **** thinks it's cool or some kind of flex to use an iPhone. starting to think these retards who buy these overpriced iphones but never used an Android are legit dumb.
someone pls help me understand why these gay phones are so popular in the US?
2) Super lame there's no universal back button or open app button. This means i can't use my phone with one hand as the back button is in different places depending on the app and many times at the top.
3) Battery doesn't last as long although it's close, it's still a downgrade from the s21
4) Apple pay doesn't work for chit meanwhile Samsung pay works on literally every credit card terminal. Brb havent needed a physical credit since 2019 cus of samsung pay
5) can't have two copies of the same app via secure folder. Brb no double tinder account for when i travel.
6) Can't download apps not accessible via apple store like cinema. Brb can't watch new movies and cast to tv anymore.
also the round edges are ghey and cartoonish looking but that obviously is a minor issue and subjective so wont list it
It's only in the US where every **** thinks it's cool or some kind of flex to use an iPhone. starting to think these retards who buy these overpriced iphones but never used an Android are legit dumb.
someone pls help me understand why these gay phones are so popular in the US?
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Originally Posted By Devin459⏩
Nah, you wanted the iPhone to work. Android does all that and more and even did it first.Switched from Samsung to IPhone last year and will NEVER go back.
I had every galaxy from the s3 to the s21 ultra.
The apple ecosystem destroys samsung. Apple Watch, iPad Pro, AirPods and iCloud all work together seamlessly. I can be looking at a page on safari on my phone and open my iPad while taking a chit and it opens the exact same page.
My iPhone 13 pro max takes better videos and pics than my samsung more consistently and with much higher speed.
Debatable
Face ID login for literally every website and app is 10x more convenient than having to type in passwords or pins. I don’t have to remember ANY passwords.
Fingerprint is the same and actually faster
Also, I fly constantly and my iPhone automatically adds boarding pass to the Lock Screen and It’s always there with one tap on the screen.
Google does this too
iPhone just makes everything easier
No, you bought into the hype b/c you wanted to
I had every galaxy from the s3 to the s21 ultra.
The apple ecosystem destroys samsung. Apple Watch, iPad Pro, AirPods and iCloud all work together seamlessly. I can be looking at a page on safari on my phone and open my iPad while taking a chit and it opens the exact same page.
My iPhone 13 pro max takes better videos and pics than my samsung more consistently and with much higher speed.
Debatable
Face ID login for literally every website and app is 10x more convenient than having to type in passwords or pins. I don’t have to remember ANY passwords.
Fingerprint is the same and actually faster
Also, I fly constantly and my iPhone automatically adds boarding pass to the Lock Screen and It’s always there with one tap on the screen.
Google does this too
iPhone just makes everything easier
No, you bought into the hype b/c you wanted to
Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Oh the irony. lolOnce your IQ improves it becomes easier to use.
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Originally Posted By natypes⏩
Nah bro. I had the s21 ultra. It does most of that stuff, but not consistently and it’s clunky at best. Fingerprint only worked on some websites. Face ID literally works on apps that were downloaded for the very first time in where I haven’t logged into them before. It also auto generates strong ass passwords and automatically saves them for Face ID. Samsung just doesn’t do this. Plus Samsungs ecosystem sucks and doesn’t have cohesion like apple.Nah, you wanted the iPhone to work. Android does all that and more and even did it first.
Oh the irony. lol
Oh the irony. lol
Don’t let it hurt your feelings. I’ve been samsung exclusively for YEARS
Not to mention you’re enslaved to google and allowing them to track your every move and sell you to advertisers.
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
thisconsidering how popular the iphones are it calls for a discussion so ppl can be awared theyre getting ripped off at least
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Originally Posted By Devin459⏩
Right lol. Try that with someone who doesn't know phones. I don't own a Samsung and haven't since the Note 7. You just wanted to have the right color bubble or you're a phone idiot.Nah bro. I had the s21 ultra. It does most of that stuff, but not consistently and it’s clunky at best. Fingerprint only worked on some websites. Face ID literally works on apps that were downloaded for the very first time in where I haven’t logged into them before. It also auto generates strong ass passwords and automatically saves them for Face ID. Samsung just doesn’t do this. Plus Samsungs ecosystem sucks and doesn’t have cohesion like apple.
Don’t let it hurt your feelings. I’ve been samsung exclusively for YEARS
Don’t let it hurt your feelings. I’ve been samsung exclusively for YEARS
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Originally Posted By natypes⏩
You sound like a phone idiot. I stand nothing to gain by saying any of this. I’m not getting paid by apple. I’m speaking the truth, but since you mention it, iMessage IS reason enough to own an iPhone.Right lol. Try that with someone who doesn't know phones. I don't own a Samsung and haven't since the Note 7. You just wanted to have the right color bubble or you're a phone idiot.
Every samsung I’ve owned has degraded in performance and battery life every single month of ownership. Have had my iPhone for almost a year and still acts the same as the day I bought it. I’ve never had a Samsung flagship do that srs
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Originally Posted By BorderPatrol505⏩
nah it wasn't a lemon because it worked great when i first got it. but after like 2 years is when it really started slowing down like crazy. meanwhile everyone i know who has an older iphone (4-5 years older or more) still really enjoys it and it works fast.brah sounds like you just got a lemon. i still have a 4 yr samsung s10 that works perfect and the video quality is decent, iphone video quality was better back in the day from what i remember. the samsung in 2022 video quality is actually better than the iphones when you compare spec to spec.
and no, look at any of the tech reviews online. they all say that iphone and samsung are pretty neck and neck when it comes to photos, but that the iphones are way better at video. the dolby vision videos that newer iphones shoot are insanely good.
Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
das it maneAOSP crew ?
used to switch roms all the time on my galaxy s1 back when it was easy. used a couple of different roms on my s4 too, but then after like the s5-s6 samsung made it way harder to do so i just left my samsung s8 with the stock OS.
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I havent had an iphone since iphone 5s
Seriously thinking about switching back to the iphone next week.
Current phone is a samsung s9 that i've had nearly 3 years
Was good at first but after 2-3 years of use:
-battery is absolute garbage
- the front camera randomly won't focus ( started last month )
- the charging port is garbage. I have to wiggle the cord in the right way and it wont stay in if i move the phone much
- had a problem where the charger constantly claimed it was wet and wouldn't charge
- ghey green letters when you text sloots with imessage
Seriously thinking about switching back to the iphone next week.
Current phone is a samsung s9 that i've had nearly 3 years
Was good at first but after 2-3 years of use:
-battery is absolute garbage
- the front camera randomly won't focus ( started last month )
- the charging port is garbage. I have to wiggle the cord in the right way and it wont stay in if i move the phone much
- had a problem where the charger constantly claimed it was wet and wouldn't charge
- ghey green letters when you text sloots with imessage
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